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trap.
01-31-2013, 07:27 PM
Mr. Long Story:

O.K, this isn't fair, J.Q you're an asshole
This man done had seven years to prepare a response for fat jokes
I mean, it ain't even like he's morbidly obese
Or that the board debates the physics when his girl performs beneath
I mean...I'm thin, artfaggy, and the colour of baking soda
In addition...Username WALKS and he sways the voters
So, just cut to chase...I won't be next to Rd. 2 on the diagram
Please, the most offensive punch I have is a cut and paste of a diet plan
But try I can...and will...these words'll torture till you're through
Still, it's tough to write a verse you'll bite that's more then you can chew
CARBS ARE THE DEVIL...Dice a salad, man..put down the peanut butter and cheez its
Because
Them thick framed spectacles ain't the only tool you'll need to rediscover your penis
And yeah, it's played..but that goatee you're growin out son?
We know...
it's to hide the fact you've more chins then Native's family photo album
Comin around,comin around...I flippity flip fwip the scrypt on this friggen whale
His weight ain't measured in pounds, it's in magnitudes on the Richter scale
Still scratchin my head, like where's LGI, Laz, Heady, and the others?
Oh shit, they're hangin' out with Pinnochio in your stomach!
Fine, that shit was wack...but I don't come into battle blindly
I brought protection, cuz I'm scared of what this homo'll do behind me



UserName no-shows.