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trap.
01-31-2013, 07:33 PM
E2:

Ayo, I dunno how you lasted through more than a class or two
Of the bashings you must’ve had in school--I won’t ask, its cool
But that pic is a blast, dude--the fact is you’re all black n’ blue
It was snapped as soon as some poachers found you in that bathroom
This faggot got his name from a Chinese theses guy
Yuppi suck so much dick Confucius say, “Y-U-P-P-I?”
When it’s go-time you’re snoozin, so don’t lie--you a loser
You couldn’t produce a line if you wrote rhymes with a ruler
Oh, you “Raisin”? The only time a girl’s screaming your name
Is when she at the poker table and she’s deep in the game
Believe it--don't chase all them fat chicks, they’re murder
We all thought ya career was over as a black wavesurfer
And how the fuck ya girl gon be a nurse and look like Skeletor?
Sending patients to hell or toward some shelter in a better ward
You’re lost in a distant dream thinking I’mma get pissed and leave
Why would I call you nigger? You’re an australopithecine
Or maybe the primates’ lost link, but you fake as all hell
Sorta like Piltdown Man with the face of Montel
How you gon get to the finals, kid? Ya shit is really weak
You only make the last round when getting picked on teams



Yuppi:

now before i start this verse, ask whats more important to me
beatin one i killed before at a meet, or some porn on the screen
...uh, im jackin off. should i try against this cracka ya'll?
this verse is half assed, your girls have no ass at all
my freestyles be off beat so i'll let you know
i'll beat you left and right just to use you as a metronome
this head's a joke, he aint serious bout frontin on me
these gas prices aint the reason yuppi's running on e
cum is his drink, you can find this fag watchin for skeet
stay lookin both ways but it aint cuz he crossin da streets
you'll drop to your knees, you're gonna die this evening son
bitch your so close to death, quit rap and become a medium
believe it scrub, sit down and check ya status
not even an uncle tom would respect this cracka
if he got no cash or no bucks, girls aint havin it son
bitches asked whats in his wallet so much he signed up with capital 1
you just lack the hardness, you're whack just garbage
your lines couldnt sink in if you were a tatoo artist
shit you've never had pussy... so i wont here this man braggin
the only jump-offs you had are upn heads... off your bandwagon