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01-31-2013, 07:55 PM
Yuppi:

Claire

I never was a hit with the women not with my fat frame
growing up i was a whack lame, waiting for a vast change
and now that that's came, I'm living the baller life
Car's and ice, got my degree, lookin for the hottest wife
I got her guys, but it wasn't easy tugggin this sugar
im not much of a looker, but i wont fuck with a hooker
its luck that i took her, my friends and fam will be proud
this woman that i found didnt mind i couldnt manage the pounds
shes glamourous, wow! Its crazy how she hooked my mind
you'd think shes walkin circles how she always lookin right
she's what good defines, we yet have to be involved in a brawl
my goddess even got me to jog! when we power walk in the mall
some thought she is flawed sayin its wreckless; insane
all her treasures I pay, shes an investment I've made
a heavenly dame, a virgin that i need to lick
ass looking like a peach with some curvy even hips
shes the shit- the one yeah, so I'm having to wait to hit
everything thats important you gotta be patient with
my family was amazed as shit, hearing i got a fiance
fine as beyonce and that she really did want me
my cocky bro was bragging about somethin his gang did
him and his boys rain a train on a hoe and taped it
she could take dick! He told me she was easy though
it was a porn they made a week ago with a sleazy hoe
but when i saw it, I cringed the face was my important claire
I stood in a horrid glare as i watched her do whorish dares
"hey before you swear and get married lets through a bachelor gig"
I answered "I was lying bro, no girl would ever like this pig"



Serge:


Quote:
Originally Posted by yuppi
nice
your wife wnats you to get a penis enlargement


my name is raymond, kind of asian and love the ravens
i loved my wife too...shes why im sprawled accross the pavement
shes to blame, im so ashamed the bitch divorced me
i took the leap of faith and it led me down ten stories
but i couldnt please her, i really tried to, honest
i let her hit me from the back as we twice engaged in bondage
they say that japs are weird, i tried to spice the sex again
and i didnt mind while she fucked my doberman
while i watched keith olbermann
she put it on efukt.com...i was cool with it
a penis enlargement would be a disgrace to my honor
so i strapped batteries to my dick n did cock lifts upon her...
...every insistance that i wasnt good enough
i tried stretching and holding it but that shit was tough
back in japan, the man is the man and the bitch understands
here in the states, shell fuck a nigger rapping wu tang clan
when our parents set the marriage...the first night was rude
the first thing she ever asked me was ''who circumsized you?''
i was telling her to wait till it got hard
she started to giggle and said ''well this explains your car''
but i insisted and got it up n said that it was set....
....she had lied down n' skipped right to the cigarettes
i had this fetish...id get the suit n dress up like elvis
n jack off....she said it looked more like i was punching my pelvis
but i had the last straw after a few beers cold
i went home...she was fuckin my neighbor....hes 14 years old
he fucked her harder than i could ever even imagine
i couldnt have it, i grabbed a pen and tried to stab him
he ran off laughin'.....''you fucking cunt, you want some bigger shit????''
i raped the bitch with a billiard stick...and shot her cause she was liking it
so here i am, no longer the ridicule of all
when someone opens the box im in...laughter off the wall
''there!!''
''AHAHAHAH OH SHIT!!''
''WHERES MY 20 BUCKS? I TOLD YOU THAT SHIT WAS SMALL!!''


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