RD2: Alvin Karpis vs. Cashius - {Cashius wins}

[Strikta]

The Long Anticipated...
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Round 2

Rules:

10 lines minimum/16 maximum (If u & ur oppenent agree to more that's fine)
No swaying
No biting
No recycling
No other dumb shit that will get u DQd

Voting on 5 battles is mandatory, or u will be docked 2 for every one u miss. Links MUST be posted in the voting links thread at the top of the forum.

Battles due Wednesday October 16th at 11:59 pm PST

Extensions allowed up to 48 hrs, & to ONLY be agreed to between both participants.

Any other questions or concerns PM myself or Sn00p.

Alvin Karpis Cashius

[Alvin Karpis]

check


10?

[Cashius]

Yeh, 10-12.

[Alvin Karpis]

sent 12

[Cashius]

Just looking at his cubed dome angers me....That fucking wig is putrid
I was gonna hit this fag square in the head, but it looks like someone beat me to it
I'll put my dick on the lips of your Indian bitch. My nuts'll barrage the hoe
I'll have that jump off SCREAMING when she goes down like her Uncle Geronimo
You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
Bags is showing Malachi the ropes, in hopes that son'll be dating some people
If you're grooming a young dude...it's gotta be in one of the states where it's legal
That chick he's sticking is a fucking disaster...this faggot should lose the whore
Any bitch that carpenter with wood looks like she was smacked with a two by four
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too

[Alvin Karpis]

Here you go fam

Cheddar, paper, loot, tall stacks, all racks
Snake, fake, bitch, overrated, you see what we call Cash
His rep is light he’d rather text than fight I met his type
I even tried to Coach Kidd on how to ball but now the Nets his life
You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt
I’ll follow you to the bar then wait for the right approach
Hop up in Cash Cab but it won’t be a game when I slice ya throat
Kill the hype you pillow bite and don’t have the skill to fight
Ask uh oh, your true colors are that little pink dildo type
Listen though, you be simpin that’s why I’ll pimp ya hoe
I'll give that bitch a Backsplash in ya kitchen & save you a trip to Lowes

[StarFaggot]

Cashius:

Just looking at his cubed dome angers me....That fucking wig is putrid
I was gonna hit this fag square in the head, but it looks like someone beat me to it
too obvious
I'll put my dick on the lips of your Indian bitch. My nuts'll barrage the hoe
I'll have that jump off SCREAMING when she goes down like her Uncle Geronimo
coolish
You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
lol, surprised I haven't thought of this. I'da worded it better
Bags is showing Malachi the ropes, in hopes that son'll be dating some people
If you're grooming a young dude...it's gotta be in one of the states where it's legal
this is cool
That chick he's sticking is a fucking disaster...this faggot should lose the whore
Any bitch that carpenter with wood looks like she was smacked with a two by four
I think if this was more simple it'da been more of a hit. Sometimes less is more but decent bar
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too
lol solid

This is a nice verse. Pretty straight forward with a lot of hard jabs.



Alvin Karpis:

Cheddar, paper, loot, tall stacks, all racks
Snake, fake, bitch, overrated, you see what we call Cash
concept is nice but the effect here is like eh
His rep is light he’d rather text than fight I met his type
I even tried to Coach Kidd on how to ball but now the Nets his life
this is coolish but rather simple and indirect
You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt
ha, coolish
I’ll follow you to the bar then wait for the right approach
Hop up in Cash Cab but it won’t be a game when I slice ya throat
decent
Kill the hype you pillow bite and don’t have the skill to fight
Ask uh oh, your true colors are that little pink dildo type
don't really get the reference but I get the idea, not feeling
Listen though, you be simpin that’s why I’ll pimp ya hoe
I'll give that bitch a Backsplash in ya kitchen & save you a trip to Lowes
lol... nice

this was coolish but it was light



Decent battle here. Glad you both showed up. Cash's bars here were more effective. Both pretty much on the same plane creatively but Cash was able to put it together better.

MVGT Cash

[Dominate]

Just looking at his cubed dome angers me....That fucking wig is putrid
I was gonna hit this fag square in the head, but it looks like someone beat me to it
cool, haven't seen that flip on his block headedness before
I'll put my dick on the lips of your Indian bitch. My nuts'll barrage the hoe
I'll have that jump off SCREAMING when she goes down like her Uncle Geronimo
lol cool
You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
Surprised I haven't seen this before but I haven't and it's cool
Bags is showing Malachi the ropes, in hopes that son'll be dating some people
If you're grooming a young dude...it's gotta be in one of the states where it's legal
too obv
That chick he's sticking is a fucking disaster...this faggot should lose the whore
Any bitch that carpenter with wood looks like she was smacked with a two by four
lmao... I am aware that carpenter has been done on him before... I still liked this though, the flip was roflz
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too
cool recent event flip

Here you go fam

Cheddar, paper, loot, tall stacks, all racks
Snake, fake, bitch, overrated, you see what we call Cash
cool... not bad... Not a heavy punch but I dug the creativity
His rep is light he’d rather text than fight I met his type
I even tried to Coach Kidd on how to ball but now the Nets his life
Not bad. ball and nets been done but the coach kidd thing made it pretty alright
You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt
punch is good and wp could have made it dope but I wasn't feeling the flip that much
I’ll follow you to the bar then wait for the right approach
Hop up in Cash Cab but it won’t be a game when I slice ya throat
OK. Basic nameflip
Kill the hype you pillow bite and don’t have the skill to fight
Ask uh oh, your true colors are that little pink dildo type
lmao. This was dope & harsh
Listen though, you be simpin that’s why I’ll pimp ya hoe
I'll give that bitch a Backsplash in ya kitchen & save you a trip to Lowes
cool, good wp/punch


Got Cash, a little more consistent

[Sintro]

Cash had geranimo n coach bag that were tight. Grooming a young boy was lol but coulda been worded stronger IMO. Carpenter is played n dead man cuda been tight but the wording was off.
Karp opener was ok. Coach kid was nice. Slipped through the cracks was pretty nice. Cash cab was tight n closer was ok.
This was a pretty nice battle but I got Karp here on consistency

[KwaL!ty]

I'll put my dick on the lips of your Indian bitch. My nuts'll barrage the hoe
I'll have that jump off SCREAMING when she goes down like her Uncle Geronimo
You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too


vs



His rep is light he’d rather text than fight I met his type
I even tried to Coach Kidd on how to ball but now the Nets his life
You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt
I’ll follow you to the bar then wait for the right approach
Hop up in Cash Cab but it won’t be a game when I slice ya throat
Listen though, you be simpin that’s why I’ll pimp ya hoe
I'll give that bitch a Backsplash in ya kitchen & save you a trip to Lowes


this was a dope ass battle it had misses here & there but the ones that landed were haymakers.. Cash had the Coach bag line which got a lol & the dead man bar was dope ...

Alvin had the Nets which was a dope fucking bar POTW & the cash cab was a sick ass nameplay & dope bar in general...

Alvin gets this in my eyes

[Allen Knight]

You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
That chick he's sticking is a fucking disaster...this faggot should lose the whore
Any bitch that carpenter with wood looks like she was smacked with a two by four
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too


vs



His rep is light he’d rather text than fight I met his type
I even tried to Coach Kidd on how to ball but now the Nets his life
You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt
I’ll follow you to the bar then wait for the right approach
Hop up in Cash Cab but it won’t be a game when I slice ya throat


v/cash dope battle tbh, close i thought alvin had lotb wit cracks bar but cash was more consistent n he had 2 dope bars imo battle was close as fuck, can go either way, props on the battle yahll

[Swerve]

I'll put my dick on the lips of your Indian bitch. My nuts'll barrage the hoe
I'll have that jump off SCREAMING when she goes down like her Uncle Geronimo
You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too

vs.

His rep is light he’d rather text than fight I met his type
I even tried to Coach Kidd on how to ball but now the Nets his life
You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt


Close as hell. When I did quotes the first time, I had Alvin winning it. Then I took a look again when I had some time and didn't really feel the pink dildo one as much as I did the first time and noticed that backsplash has been done (differently, but still the same wp) so I took them out. Karp was much smoother than Cash, but Cash had the better bangers which took it for me.

Good battle.

V/ Cashius

[Beyond]

I'll put my dick on the lips of your Indian bitch. My nuts'll barrage the hoe
I'll have that jump off SCREAMING when she goes down like her Uncle Geronimo
You can't afford to buy her nice things. Credit cards?...the kid has got a limit
Only time you could get her a fly coach bag...it's checked for free with her $50 ticket
You're a fucking joke, Alvin...you better believe it, my dude
You being HOF'ed had us ALL dead man...to the point we begged to be in it too

vs

You champed the wackest nbl season & all ya lines need some help
You slipped through the cracks like pryde trying to commit suicide w/ a belt
I’ll follow you to the bar then wait for the right approach
Hop up in Cash Cab but it won’t be a game when I slice ya throat
Listen though, you be simpin that’s why I’ll pimp ya hoe
I'll give that bitch a Backsplash in ya kitchen & save you a trip to Lowes


Good battle. Square in the head is a good opener. Uncle Geronimo is dope. Fly coach bag is nice. Grooming a young dude is good. Carpenter with wood is dope. Closer was also good and relevant. Karp opener was alright. Kind of simple. Coach Kidd is a cool flip on a current event, but Nets his life is pretty played and Kidd/kid is played, too. Slipped through the cracks is roflz. Cash Cab is cool. True colors pretty basic and old current event. I had something similar a few weeks ago when it was relevant, but got no showed. Backsplash was a cool closer. Idk, man. Thought this was pretty one-sided. Cash got a lot of easy champed's, but he's clearly one of the best on the site by far. I thought this would be a great match up between two of the best doing it right now. Karp is one of the most consistent battlers ever and Cash still was far more consistent here. Crazy. All his lines were good to dope, IMO. They were for the most part pretty creative/original with strong connections and great wording/execution. Karp's style usually is enough to beat most, but Cash was too original, creative and consistent for him here. Karp had his usual few played concepts here and there, statementish/basic lines thrown in which usually doesn't matter and adds variety, but zero room for error against a battle like Cash. The streak ends here. Props to both.

/v cashius