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trap.
02-01-2013, 07:24 PM
Username

Occupation: Cook



let the record show...i USED to be a cook, n the crowds was bitches
til self worked a show near me...and put the whole place outta business…

Self’s got perks…he’s event staff, n not to mention man..
He gets to order, and then SELL shit at the concession stand
Up next he has to hurry, set aside the burger, put the beer on the shelf
Cuz now he has to perform, check passes, n then cheer for himself
Speaking of shows…organized crowds?, he doesn’t have time for it ‘cause…
..he can rap, nod his head up n down, n let his chins provide the applause
^that might be the pot callin the kettle black, but lets see how it goes
cuz that WAS a cliché, til self decided to eat outta both
your ugly n wack…shutup, fag..im not gon' talk nicer
fuck ya job...last Event you worked was ya block cypher
ive heard ya freestyle....trap got the nerve to be turnin me down?
n Event Staff?.....is that what their callin Circus Freaks now?
see were both fat…but your just nasty..and quit talking to me
Self’s only bringing home the bacon…just to wash with the grease


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Himself

Occupation: Event Staff



Ur a ninja usin cook to get food as ya cover
User spittin's more awed than the death of bambi's mother
U got a trick aint winnin off what u type
U Harlem shake in vertical stripes makin voters hypnotized
Ur dreams crumbled coupled by your dad's promise...
To be a stunt double, died along with Dave Thomas
Dedicated to yo mama, she stuck by you all days
But she had no choice walkin thru those narrow hallways
Tippin scale contraptions, here's a rare fact
You the film that never happened...ERNEST SCARED FAT
go perspire, u try to get bold...
I'll put ur back to the wire, leave Kanye under jelly rolls
Thumb dick put down the drumstick, I'll slam you like a pog
Why nobody stopped Dilbert from eatin the little dog
While we on, I'm fat as fuck I'm a guy with titties
But User's chest could fill-in for the Towers in New York City



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