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trap.
02-01-2013, 07:28 PM
Galv dissing Ajax




DAMN that picture's blurry! but it's not what he had intended
dude's so god damn ugly even his fuckin camera squinted
after flinchin, fell off the tripod then bust and cracked the lenses
plus i have to mention, the way this ugly fag's positioned
you'd think that's a camera he's leanin toward... it's not
he's actually wide-eyed and eager cuz he's reachin for a cock
but lean in for my crotch & this punk's bound to choke
cuz fuck pullin it out, i'll leave it stuck down ya throat
and video tape it, since ya wantin so bad to be a porn star
signs his name as Ron J but he don't even know what hoes are
flow's raw but ya socially inept, dude just looks lonely
but I too would be mopey if my ears protruded like Dopey's
this guy actualy thought he'd win and I can't excuse him for hoping
i heard of throwbacks but I ain't know they made FUBU for Opie
this fool must be joking, mean muggin wannabe thug inside a hat
lookin like every single other white punk that's tryin to rap
ya pretty ghastly so i don't blame ya for tryin to hide ya eyes
but i gotta ask, how you got one normal nostril and one twice it's size?
you cryin guy? scared to smile or got nothin to smile about?
looking like a cancer patient hidin out inside ya house
appears scared of bein dissed but more apparently he's pissed
but I don't blame him, cuz yo I heard chemotherapy's a bitch
inherently i nixed the actor, now this wannabe lawyer too
Eye-ax, Ajax... either way, I just moppped the floor with you

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Ajax dissing Galv




You're one UUUUGLY mufucca, Galv....


I can't stand to look at you.


I feel poor for Hawaiians, cuz doc is CLEARLY crazy.
You either got the earlobes of a giant, or you rock hoop earrings DAILY.
That pouty look’s devoid of pure hate,
Plus, you’ll need a few more degrees of tilt to make ya haircut appear straight.
Idiot, it’s a wonder ya showed....
You only bring close shaves when the patch of skin’s right under ya nose.
An ice glare like that just ain’t blessed to fight fire....
Take it from my pic. Quit starin’, n’ set ya sights higher.
As The World’s Ugliest Man, I guess I’d also be hurt
....If I won the Guinness Record n’ only copped a t-shirt.
I can’t help but laugh at ya grill.
The nether regions of ya soul must sport a clean bikini wax from Brazil.
And your money situation doesn’t make it harder to call,
This bitch can only afford to paint part of his wall.
It’s no surprise the hack’s a trans-former.
There ain’t a dark alley in Maui this pervert ain’t know backwards AND forwards.
Proof got embarrassed, you can hope for the same,
A Hunchback with no arms, The Thing makes for an appropriate name.
You look like some type of a goblin;
Lopsided don’t cut it - the top of your heads TWICE the size of the bottom.
So pale, the camera lens is exploding....
I bet ya get mistaken for Wednesday like the date Aloe set for the voting.
Dog, I’m on some classic RARE shit,
And the only Thing that stood up for you here was that Alfalfa hairlick....

Stop looking at me....please.