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trap.
02-01-2013, 07:51 PM
Equal Writes

Sengoku

2 dope jews? you guys seem more like two broke dudes
one fake pimp named Tha Joker,but Moe's a joke too
Sengoku and Sin are pretty deadly,some handsome killers
Deuces wild,so with one Joker it's obvious our tandem's iller
you don't have to litter,so please dispose of your random filler
here's a cheap shot,with lime,so defeat's only half as bitter
I laugh at quitters,Moe should know to fold,it's over
because I took the Joker out at the start like this was poker
we're just doper,Moe sucks,Sin will easily get by him
and TJ'll ask his friends for votes,even his crews name is IM
why then claim to be American Pimp with no money at the moment
and we all know the closest you come to hoes is Honey of the moment



Mr.Sinister

Leaving Moe's heart tender,ain't no telling when these darts render
Cuz I'm killing the Superwomen,3 stooges and Simpsons bartender
The scar sender,2 Jews in a cadillac? well be cautious schmucks
Cuz Sin and Sen are known as Hitler traveling via monster truck
I'ma bomb these sluts and Moe your partner can take the blame
He's always just watchin the action,prime example is a Lakers game
We've been breaking frames so believe me Moe your thrill is over
Fuck a pimp,call me gambit burning the deck including this little Joker
Watch me kill this soldier full blasts when i turn on the faucet of pain
After this i'll grant ur wishes,since pimps supposedly walk with a cane
The boss of this game,and i won't hesitate to start hangin spirits
I told Joker, Hola and he e-mailed me arguements about slang in lyrics


Where's our money hoes?

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2 Dope Jews in a Cadillac

A lime-green Caddy with hot-pink velour seats ridin' on triple-gold D's
screeches up. Young Moe and TJ slide out, dressed in matching Kangols, furs,
gators and canes. They walk up to Sengoku and Mr. Sinister. Moe clocks
Sengoku with his cane and TJ bitchslaps Sinister with his hand covered in 10
pounds of gold rings.

Tha Joker aka Abraham Satin

Sengoku, you wouldn't be dope if I hid you in bushes;
Sinister, I'm turnin' your whole family tree into wood chips.
Oh my goodness, I'm Tha Joker you love to hate, tougher than Rubbermaid
Plus I got juice as the best "flow-rida" like that southern state.
Y'all can have Equal Writes...and equal lefts, equal jabs and equal hooks;
Bring the beef, I'll be the cook...Moe, how you want your meat to look?

Young Moe aka Mr. Pimpstein

Seared...come up short like midgets at theme parks with ya silly cuts
While I raise the roof like Manute Bol in a pygmy's hut/
Really, I can't even believe you'd even try these dope Jews
Disown crews, Sengoku...lettin' grown men poke you?/
Vote for Equal Writes? Contribute to these fags' journeys?
I'll drop 12 bars and put an end to this tag tourney/

TJ:

We gets THAT dirty, while these punks only get buried;
As ugly as your rhymes are, y'all don't even scare me.
To end up with the green, we hit more clubs than Titleists
While you're just cannon fodder for the two dope Jew finalists...

YM:

Like nitrous hits from a hot air balloon, we high in this verse
Live than birth, then straight wastin' ya life on this earth/
Ya mean nothin' to us...like the Bible's second Testament
Ya crew's hopped up on estrogen, you get a win? It's never been/
An option. Dialin' for phone sex is the only way you hittin' hot lines
Thinks he's Sinister cuz he drove straight through a couple stop signs/

TJ:

We used the mic 'n' fiber cable to leave Equal Writes disabled;
Pimps in the best linen left y'all heads spinnin' like a dreidel...

2 Dope Jews in a Cadillac
Pimpin' hoes in a synagogue near you...