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trap.
02-01-2013, 08:00 PM
LC and Milo walk out, each wearing bifocles, suspenders, and courderoys. They look at eachother, nod, and Milo says..

Let me say a couple words, We're the baddest tyrants in this
Only Nomads cause after us no town'll want you residing in it
Violence is never finished.. Yeeeeeeah ya'll know I'm iller
... And ya'll know Cobalt loves 'Espionages Golden Finger'
I'm throwin' singers off of the face of the fucking earth
Stop calling Co the 'smallest dick', and erase the records of his birth
The second that I burst the verse.. I make the net freeze
Who the fuck likes athelete award shows, I hate the 'Espis'
Don't ever test me, I bless the best scene along with hate
Fuck a tournament, I'll spray paint and tag my name upon ya' face
My rage'll bomb your place in, As soon as you met with the best
You got a news flash Cob@lt... All the legends are dead

Without any communication, JLC takes out his ruler and smacks Espionage in the face, and proceeds to spit on Cob@lt..

I'm droppin' emcees, Stoppin' my reigns proposterous please..
Espionage needs to realize that my fucking cock needs to breath/
I'm sockin' Cobeez, Rockin' with ease.. B@lt ain't no criminal..
Listen dude.. All you ever did was just get caught smoking trees/
Mothafuckin' JLC and Milo, Ya'll know we're poundin' guys..
But who the fuck is Co?.. The only 'Balt I know is Balthowosai/
Ya'll can't dodge the assault with God's mind interfering..
Lnes?, These fucks stretch them more than african tribal earings/
I'm sacrificing both of you, Ripping with the swiftest ease..
We're ain't a part of Wu-Tang, Fuck it.. We're still Killing Beez/
Believe it bitches, Espi's best bet now is to just get gone..
Cause even my pacemaker's beat is iller than anything you've ever spit on./

And with that, JLC snaps thumbs his suspenders as him and Milo walk off leaving The Saucy Nomads with their jaws dropped.. Did we say, "Saucy" Nomads? ;-).