What is the craziest/weirdest thing you've done to pick up women?

[Sn00p]

Title says it all.

But yeah, I've just come back from the club (still hella drunk, so excuse spelling mistakes). And well, they had a whole load of flyers ffrom the local gym just lying around there. So naturally, I picked them all up and approached every girl I came acroos on some gym trainer shit. idk shit about that gym, i go to a different one myself. but i made a lotta stuff up (li9ke all their prices and conditions, what kinda specials u get as a student etc) and convinced all of them i actually worked there.
shit got me a tonof numbers and shit.

what've u done?

[detour]

walked up to a random chick I'd never met before, pulled my dick out, gave her the slant eye debonair look an asked her, "what if I told u I'd let u suck this for free, one-time offer?"

best pick-up strategy EVER...

[DLB]

try to listen to them

worse decision ever

[oats]

Rape

[BWHAHA]

helicopter

[StarFaggot]

Rape

I lol'ed

[Fig]

I lifted with my back instead of my legs

[detour]

helicopter

hahahaha...

[El Muffin]

Thefuuuuuck

[Geno]

I don't know. I say some dumb shit though, they either laugh or get ignorant. Laugh means you got it pretty much.