So I'm at The Vitamin Shoppe buying protein...

[Neighbor]

... and The Great Khali walks in.

Dude had to limbo through the doors lol. But word, that man is retardedly huge. It's crazy to see in person.

#gianthandjones #wrestlingsforfags

[Certain]

How are you 7-1 and that athletic and still can't play in the NBA? Someone needed to give him a basketball at an early age.

[Cashius]

Why do you buy protein from The Vitamin Shoppe?

Bodybuilding.com, son.

Plus they spell shop dumb.

[Ghost1]

An its more expensive?

Rip neighbors wallet.

[Neighbor]

I used to work there and still get my employee discount, so 25% off is worth making the trip. Plus, it's only 5 minutes from my house.

I order off BB if I'm buying in bulk, usually for the ridiculous deals they have. And the free T-shirts lol. I just needed some casein and aminos (buy one, get one free Amino Energy).

But word, I shop around. Been trying to keep it basic.

[Ghost1]

Where do u buy ur illegal steroids from?

[Cashius]

You've redeemed yourself!

[Neighbor]

An its more expensive?

Rip neighbors wallet.

Way to stay on topic, Bagzimus.

smh

[Ghost1]

WOWEE THE GREAT KHALI!

I BET HES MEGA HUGE!

HOLEY MOLEY!

DID U ENGAGE HIM?

OR WERE U SHOOK AT THE ARABIAN GAWD?

[Neighbor]

Where do u buy ur illegal steroids from?

Some guy in Ukraine. His name is Nikolai.

I can give you his info if you're thinking about going down the dark path.

But really, I haven't done a cycle in forever. And it's just test. Y'all act like I'm some D-bol popping psychopath with syringes hanging out of my arms 24/7.

[Cashius]

It's more fun to think of you that way. Typing up gun punches while you shove a needle in your ass.

Let us have that.

[Neighbor]

WOWEE THE GREAT KHALI!

I BET HES MEGA HUGE!

HOLEY MOLEY!

DID U ENGAGE HIM?

OR WERE U SHOOK AT THE ARABIAN GAWD?

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

Hell no, I didn't engage him. I let him do his thing. People were all over his gigantic nuts the moment he clamored through the door.

[PancakeBrah]

i just ate a plum

[Cashius]

I just ate 2 double cheeses.

[Neighbor]

No one cares, bro.

Only I can talk about the shit I just took and get 30 replies in 10 minutes.

You're cheating.

[PancakeBrah]

No one cares, bro.

Only I can talk about the shit I just took and get 30 replies in 10 minutes.

You're cheating.

I am the king of discussion. I have posted nonsense for months now. I'm boarding off instinct and I would hazard to guess that my reply average is still the highest. Whereas yours has dipped lately. THE GAME DONE FUCKING CHANGED WHILE YOU WERE BUSY ROIDING OUT MY FRIEND.

[RichardCorey]

The Great Khali is so fuckin' awkward, you could probably aim a fan at him and tip him over

[Neighbor]

You're the king of talking out your ass and then having to resort to delving balls-deep into controversial subject matter to redeem your sense of relevancy in a forum no one gives credence to.

All hail.

I'm glad we can have these amicable back-and-forths, friend.

[PancakeBrah]

You're the king of talking out your ass and then having to resort to delving balls-deep into controversial subject matter to redeem your sense of relevancy in a forum no one gives credence to.

I'm glad we can have these amicable back and forths, friend.

I don't do controversial stuff. I did do that race troll. But that was a lark. I rarely go "balls-deep" into a subject. You seem to have a skewed view. That's fine, I don't expect incisive views from you, or any sort of opinion above surface level. My boarding habits are what they are. You seem to have begun to dislike them. Which is odd, but irrelevant to me. I can't remember any real lols from you lately.

You're a dear friend, sir. I hope this correspondence is a one-off, and we can continue amicably in the future.

[Ghost1]

I have rhe all time high in reply to thread creation ratio. U piss ants.

[Neighbor]

That's a fair assessment, but I don't want to resort to name-calling, dear brother.

I have no opinion of your boarding habits... I've never been very good at keeping score, especially on such a frivolous platform.

My jimmies were slightly rustled by the fact you thought it acceptable to liken banter concerning The Great Khali to a topic such as plum eating.

Let's move forward in good faith, as countrymen.

[Geno]

Shook at the arabian gawd slayed me

[PancakeBrah]

I did not feel rebuked; I saw this frivolity as a minor hiccup ensconced in an otherwise jovial boarding tete-a-tete.

I respect your class and character in not sullying this back and forth with vulgarities and less desirable language.

Let this topic revert back to its original intention; your tale of whimsy in meeting The Great Khali. I only posted to be part of such a riveting retelling; you are as true a raconteur as there ever was.

I bow out now gracefully, in the hopes of further of tales heretofore unmatched in Discussion. Hopefully our discourse in such topics will be less rancorous.

[NYCSPITZ]

lmfao

[Diode]

Some guy in Ukraine. His name is Nikolai.

I can give you his info if you're thinking about going down the dark path.

But really, I haven't done a cycle in forever. And it's just test. Y'all act like I'm some D-bol popping psychopath with syringes hanging out of my arms 24/7.

starting to doubt you even juiced since you're equating dianabol to something more serious than test

(not even close - injecting test enth is as serious as juicing gets. dianabol is used to kickstart a cycle because it's so mild and weak)

(and who the fuck injects into their arms!?!)

[Masaii]

Diode would get slept by any boarder here over the age of 18.

No-one cares about steroids you faggot, this thread is about Outlaw spotting Khali and cake eating plumbs.

[Diode]

Diode would get slept by any boarder here over the age of 18.

No-one cares about steroids you faggot, this thread is about Outlaw spotting Khali and cake eating plumbs.

Stay strong, keyboard warrior.

You are weak in life. Accept reality.

[Masaii]

tonio to thread, this guy wants to hold some pockets

[Neighbor]

starting to doubt you even juiced since you're equating dianabol to something more serious than test

(not even close - injecting test enth is as serious as juicing gets. dianabol is used to kickstart a cycle because it's so mild and weak)

(and who the fuck injects into their arms!?!)

K?

More serious as in harmful because it's an oral and one of the hardest on your liver? Absolutely. I'm sorry, should I have said Halotestin instead? lol

You mean test. ethanate? Yes, injecting synthetic testosterone is serious because it's a synthetic hormone/steroid lol. But I'm not stacking it with shit like Dianabol and Deca and all the other shit people typically cycle on. And I take a therapeutic dose, much lower than what most guys take.

But wtf are you talking about D-bol being weak and mild?! It's one of the strongest steroids ever created... you're right about front-loading it, but a lot of people will also use it mid-cycle. I've personally seen friends get 15-20 lb. gains in 3 weeks, even though it's wet as fuck, it's by no means "light" or "mild" lol

The arm thing was meant for imagery. You're looking too far into this, man.