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02-02-2013, 03:21 PM
ThaJoker


I knew I could fry you with nothing harder than a haiku
And you got the wrong video game, man...you look like Ryu.
Folks is impressed with your punches, wit and vocabulary
And they should...motherfucker, you live in a library.
Tryin' to bounce me like a bad check
But if I lose, motherfucker, I'm givin' Scavenger your home address
And front-door access to denounce all of your American assets
With his oily ponytail, crooked teeth and bad breath.
Now THAT'S some scary shit, so I recommend you surrender
Before I stick your dick in a blender, radically alter your gender.
Don't even try to clown MY dome, you funny fuck
Cuz you the first white boy I ever SEEN with a Gumby cut.
Got a shiv to give you a tummy tuck, hope you got stamina;
Don't focus on this battle, dog...learn how to focus your camera.
I'd tell the crowd to raise the roof, but your hair's already doing it...
Rygar the blind carpenter, fucker didn't know who he was screwing with...

Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck
Illamentals


vs


Rygar


I feel like Fox Mulder, tryin to go against aliens and shit. Follow the
flow...

Battlin' the hairless freak, who's pic no-one was prepared to see,
Lookin like the "after" photo of Sigorney Weaver's kemotherapy/
Comparin' me to THIS lame? Step son,
I aint losin to a nigga who's right eye is 3 inches above his left one/
The PBA playoffs. At first you wanted no part of it,
But joined once Nate announced the prize.a rogaine starter kit/
Cut all that pimp talk, we all know you fake duke,
Telepathically threatening girls when they refuse to date you/
Girl: Sorry, you're boring. You look like a freak too,
TJ: "Foolish earthling, Joker will take you out to dinner real soon."/
Girl: What the fuck? Your mouth didn't even move or stutter.
TJ: "SILENCE! Allow my gaze to melt your heart so we can be lovers"/
Your ears mad fucked up. They look lodged on,
Wait til' I rip The Ring off, like FearDotCom/
"Just shoot me." You starred on the sitcom, but even worse,
That's also what voters say after they read your verse/

The king is back