Anyone want to form a serious topical/writing crew?

[Objective]

I'm drunk and high as fuck which should really qualify for Hemmingways quote: Write fucked up/drunk -> Edit Sober. And I seriously believe that shit. Most of the best shit I've written is drunk/high. Either way, even when completely sober a lot of great ideas come through and the plots starts to thicken. If anyone want to actively go through eachothers written work (doesn't matter what condition it was written in) or want to collaborate on getting a book together seriously I'm down for it.

But I want it to be with a group of people that want to get better in their genre and want to get somewhere with writing outside of what the internet has to offer. I'm talking about pushing eachother to get in touch with local contacts, libraries/old school teachers (you'd be amazed at how many started out there) and other places. Let's positively push eachother to positive goals beside of HoF Noms and other trophies of the like allthough we should also push to win those goals here as a statement to improvement etc.

If I'm the only one that is actually looking upon writing as something serious I want for my life and publishing solo works in the future I guess this MAY not be the place for me to grow. I don't know. But the offer stands.

The crew will be named: THC - Topical Heads Collective.

[NYCSPITZ]

yea i'm down. lotta dudes here are ill but will never publish because they're content

[Objective]

yea i'm down. lotta dudes here are ill but will never publish because they're content

That's up to them, nothing is wrong with being content with where you/they are. Writing and where people want it to get them is completely individual and that's something to respect. However, I and hopefully you among with others shall push eachothers to see where it can get us while still being fun and experimental.

I believe that can be something we shall accomplish through a common goal; Educate ourselves and never let challenges stop us no matter how ''stupid'' they may sound, cuz it may become reality when we finally take the leap of faith to get there.

I can swear on this tomorrow as well.

[Zen]

I'm down except for the crew name.

[Objective]

I'm down except for the crew name.

Allright, any better suggestions?

[Zen]

I'll think on it after I get something to smoke.

[Objective]

I'll think on it after I get something to smoke.

Sounds good and after a few more tokes I aint got any better ideas but I'm positive you'll come with a worthy name.

[DLB]

if we beefin w/ ATR, im here as a txtcee

[oats]

how about NYCZenOb? or SpitLandIve? Each new member can add to the name.

[PancakeBrah]

I'm down so far as NYC and Oats join.

The crew name should be...

'Yeah.'

[Certain]

Or "Writers."

I'm in so far as I like it when people send me verses and I can write off them. But I'm definitely in for any collaborative efforts limited to the sphere of this small Internet circle. I'm not trying to get a book published with my raps or anything like that.

[BWHAHA]

if oats joins i join but only if certain joins

[Certain]

if oats joins i join but only if certain joins

OK, but only if Void doesn't join. I don't trust him. Your other friends are fine with me.

[PancakeBrah]

'Writers' as a name sucks.

[BWHAHA]

void is very stressed out he prob wont join he is hiatus. dull boy def wont but den agen he mite ? darth idk. zombie probably wont but i can trikc him cuz he has dumb ernie avy lol idiot fucking zombie stupid idiot Zombie

[PancakeBrah]

shtick.

clever

etc.

[BWHAHA]

what wrong cake? dont b mean 2 me i do nothing 2 u ....jerk lately!

[Certain]

'Writers' as a name sucks.

"Words"?

"Birds"?

"Pterodactyls"?

[Certain]

shtick.

clever

etc.

Stop it, PancakeBrah. You have a schtick on this board, too. It's not more interesting.

[PancakeBrah]

what wrong cake? dont b mean 2 me i do nothing 2 u ....jerk lately!

lol

oh no!

[PancakeBrah]

Stop it, PancakeBrah. You have a schtick on this board, too. It's not more interesting.

What is my shtick? is it super obv like behaha?

[Certain]

You constantly analyze how everyone boards. It's your thing. You're doing it now.

[PancakeBrah]

what of my original creations for topics?

explain that, dey\t\ectkive!

yeah i do like saying why peoples boarding sucks tho. and their opinions too. but i exfoliate that expression to inform! everyone eventually regresses to the mean in life. even if you don't you do. so im trying to tell people to shut the fuck and think. shticku

[Beyond]

I only peeped this thread because I seen Pancake was the last post.

[Ghost1]

Im building a red elemental horde based deck for a magic the gathering tournament right now.

[PancakeBrah]

lol bags is one dumb faggot. he's not even cool or diesel in real life lol

[Beyond]

Go on...................

[Ghost1]

This is how we treat people now a days?

[Anjahl]

lol...
...RA RA Like a Jungle Cat.

[Mr. J]

Interesting

[Spoken]

if im good enough then i'd like to join to help myself elevate

[Objective]

Storyteller: The crew is more about taking the next step outside of just improving yourself. Simply only wanting to improve isn't enough, maybe at a later notice.

So, we got Zenland and NYCSPITZ. We got room for 1 more that's dedicated, talented and willing to do what needs to be done to get somewhere with our writing. If this sounds interesting, don't hesitate to post in this thread for a review. It's also extremely important that the three of us is willing to let you into the circle, so simply being really great at what you do may not be enough as we'll have to work together on a bunch of other things as well in the future.

It can work with just the three of us as well, but we wouldn't mind one more if he got what we're after.

[Neighbor]

I feel intimidated by the term "serious"... how serious are we talking here?

I mean, I love writing and consider it a dear past time, but do we have to wear any special clothing (i.e. suit and tie) or is this more of a business casual venture? Also, I'm trying to quit smoking and if we are taking things as seriously as I suppose you are, I would imagine there will be cigars and glasses of Woodford Reserve that we will be required to consume on a regular basis. This may present a problem for me as I'm recovering from numerous substance addictions.

As an aside, I am also not privy to ritualistic sex or the bizarre gay mating practices these writing cults often embrace. I hope that we can create beautiful poems together, however, I cannot and will not condone this homoerotic behavior in conjunction with your drug-induced, dick-tugging recruitment methods.

Please review my application for enrollment and I pray that our talents can unite in your fudge-packing, albeit "serious", topical crew.

Cheers.

[Darth Yoda]

I feel intimidated by the term "serious"... how serious are we talking here?

I mean, I love writing and consider it a dear past time, but do we have to wear any special clothing (i.e. suit and tie) or is this more of a business casual venture? Also, I'm trying to quit smoking and if we are taking things as seriously as I suppose you are, I would imagine there will be cigars and glasses of Woodford Reserve that we will be required to consume on a regular basis. This may present a problem for me as I'm recovering from numerous substance addictions.

As an aside, I am also not privy to ritualistic sex or the bizarre gay mating practices these writing cults often embrace. I hope that we can create beautiful poems together, however, I cannot and will not condone this homoerotic behavior in conjunction with your drug-induced, dick-tugging recruitment methods.

Please review my application for enrollment and I pray that our talents can unite in your fudge-packing, albeit "serious", topical crew.

Cheers.

lol!!!!!!!

[Objective]

Lmfao @ Outlaw. Serious as in; trying to get a collection of some sort published and create a plan we're going to follow to make that happen. I got some things in mind on how to approach it and reach our goals once we get it going. I've been reading quite abit around etc. on how to get there and what we got is dope stuff, I think it's far from unrealistic to think that 3-4 people can get together something the public is willing to take part in.

[NYCSPITZ]

obj we got this

[Spoken]

then you dont lknow me... i already published one of my own but id be down for sure..... to go outside the box... but thats really getting more on a personal matter...

your choice to say yes or no.. but if yes then we discuss in disclosed terms of what we are gonna do as a unit...

[Spoken]

ask NYCSPITZ of my management of time and shit lol....

[Anjahl]

"Topical texts is serious" the cat said.

[Objective]

to go outside the box... but thats really getting more on a personal matter...

your choice to say yes or no.. but if yes then we discuss in disclosed terms of what we are gonna do as a unit...

Word, that's the kinda shit I'm talking about. Let's really focus on our shit and get it going. I think we're set for now, dedicated and inspired people to head for a common goal. All we need is a name Zenland, NYCSPITZ & Storyteller.

[Spoken]

shit dont look at me about names i have had so many crews i think names are played now...... just head for something simple yet effect that flows with our ideals and goals and aspects as writers

[Objective]

shit dont look at me about names i have had so many crews i think names are played now...... just head for something simple yet effect that flows with our ideals and goals and aspects as writers

Word. How about: Topical Visionaries.

Zenland & NYCSPITZ. We need a name in order to ask the mods to open up the crewsection for us, is the name cool with you?

[Zen]

Word. How about: Topical Visionaries.

Zenland & NYCSPITZ. We need a name in order to ask the mods to open up the crewsection for us, is the name cool with you?
I like it. What about Guerilla Topical? That shits an adjective, a verb, and we could make it a noun. Yeah I'm stoned but it sounds dope lol.

[King Ra.]

I want in. Objective.

[Objective]

I like it. What about Guerilla Topical? That shits an adjective, a verb, and we could make it a noun. Yeah I'm stoned but it sounds dope lol.

Don't know if Guerilla Topical is it, lol, but I definitely like the idea that the name can be modified in different ways.

Also, what do the rest think about letting King Ra. in? ( Storyteller NYCSPITZ & Zenland) If yes; 5 is the absolute maximum for the crew imho. It's starting to get crowded already now. The spots will only MAYBE open up if someone isn't active anymore or isn't willing to do what it takes. Keep in mind that we're aiming for a long lasting crew that'll constantly push and motivate/inspire eachother to do better, even outside of textceeing.

[PancakeBrah]

What's the deal with this? I'm fucked to read through all this

Y'all need Cake for this.

[Zen]

I'm down with King and Cake joining tbh.

[Certain]

So this is something where you're trying to beyond just writing on the Internet?

[Zen]

So this is something where you're trying to beyond just writing on the Internet?
Yes. We're trying to beyond our writing on the internet.

[King Ra.]

Lean'd.

[Objective]

What's the deal with this? I'm fucked to read through all this

Y'all need Cake for this.

If you're not even willing to read through the thread I don't think you're the guy we need. Not to mention the fact that I think you'd be interested in this for about a couple weeks, a month max maybe and then continued doing whatever you're doing now. I think you're cool as a boarder, but I don't think you're the right guy for us.

Just read what Zen got to say and I might be wrong. NYCSPITZ & Storyteller what's your thoughts?

Death: A.T.R. is doing their thing with talented writers. No beef with them as far as I'm concerned.

[PancakeBrah]

I participated in this thread earlier and it got a bit too loose.

Your prediction is also false.

If you think I can't contribute to the overall level of writing you're obviously wrong and a bit biased.

[Frank Metts]

Topical ointment


Thank me later

[Zen]

Thanks.

[Split]

in on Delirious Nomads thread

[PancakeBrah]

Split pls

[NYCSPITZ]

NYC cake obj is a good core. Tbh I can't measure the abilities of the others' beyond topicals but we'll address that later. I say our first project is a 2-8 page short story a la "tlon uqbar tertius" of Jorge Borges fame...find an author and emulate out of:

Cormack McCarthy
Jorge Luis Borges
Ernest Hemingway
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Will increase writing muscle size

[Geno]

Cake should be atr tbh, respect due

[Mike Wrecka]

pancakebrah its obv, Gorilla Topicalists don't want you

big mistake Grape Apes

http://www.cartoonscrapbook.com/01pics-L/grape-ape_L15.jpg

[PancakeBrah]

NYC cake obj is a good core. Tbh I can't measure the abilities of the others' beyond topicals but we'll address that later. I say our first project is a 2-8 page short story a la "tlon uqbar tertius" of Jorge Borges fame...find an author and emulate out of:

Cormack McCarthy
Jorge Luis Borges
Ernest Hemingway
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Will increase writing muscle size

I've read multiple by Cormac McCarthy I can contribute that

[Objective]

pancakebrah its obv, Gorilla Topicalists don't want you

big mistake Grape Apes

Do what you want @Pancake Brah but I'm fine with you joining if you're in it for the cause.

For real tho Mike Wrecka; I expected Genocide to come in here to flex. I mean, he did kick me out without notice so why shouldn't he show his presence here as well? I didn't expect you to do the same tho'. If you want to start beef I'm not going to stop you, I'll just stop to respond. I don't care about Genocides mission to be the Messiah of text and raise it from its imaginary ashes, but don't sink to the same level and clutter this thread with shit.

Edit: Also NYCSPITZ: There wont be no core beside of you, me and Zenland. You guys were the ones I first talked to and that's how it's going to be. We will however work together for a common goal and make sure that there wont be no core in the end. It's just us, a collective of writers trying to get somewhere and we'll discuss how to make sure it's satisfying for everyone involved.

[Zen]

I voted yes and I think NYC did as well. But on the real ill fist fight both geno and mike but I'm not driving or flying anywhere even if you pay for the gas/ticket. Since I said that you can't call me a pussy. In fact you're the pussy if you don't come fight me but I ain't paying you to come down either. Pussies.

[Geno]

Yourf out of bounds guy

I spoke of pancake

Not you or anything else pertaining to this thread. Calm your young bones

[Geno]

And zen

Why would you even consider the thought of writing a check so boldly voided in the same sentence? Outlandish, and you might fist fight me.. but you'll lose. Keep your money

[Zen]

Geno I will keep my check because as I just said I will pay for nothing and you would lose. You were wrong twice in one post.

[Mike Wrecka]

Objective Im just trying to be friendly and help. I think Pancakebrah would be a fine addition to the Gorilla Topicalists. so I told you don't make the mistake of not including him.

and I picked you guys out a mascot. GRAPE APE!

KOKO THE GORILLA , THE ONE THAT LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE IS THE OBVIOUS SECOND CHOICE

[Zen]

Mike. Fist fight. Right now.

[Frank Metts]

Cake should form a one man crew called letter jacket

Because cake is a one man crew

[Objective]

Not you or anything else pertaining to this thread. Calm your young bones

It's about respect. You don't go into someones recruiting thread and saying shit like that no matter who it is about. You talk to them on your own or mention them in your own thread.

But do as you wish. Cuz anyone willing to join you guys is in it for a completely different reason than we are. Keep doing you...

[Geno]

This guy
Hey mike, what is with internet personalities brandishing a tough guy routine that they know will never be seen irl, or relevant anywhere?

Its like the guy who gets picked on, looks around and sees cops, then rebuttles back as loud and ignorant as possible in hopes of receiving the police attention so the fight gets broken up before it starts.

I've always been a no rap kind of guy myself. I would whoop your fucking ass before you ever heard my voice in these streets. Real nigga shit

Done with this fooliish conversation

[Geno]

And yo, btw Objective
I like what your doing here, its a better look for you. Consider your termination the biggest favor I could have done for you. Carry on, friend

[Zen]

We will see each other if you drive/fly to me. Then I will beat you and then pull you up off the ground, dust off your back, buy you a beer, and then beat you again.

[Geno]

Don't tempt me with a good time

[Objective]

and I picked you guys out a mascot. GRAPE APE!

KOKO THE GORILLA , THE ONE THAT LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE IS THE OBVIOUS SECOND CHOICE

What happened with the ''I apologize Objective, I didn't know he was thinking about cutting you out. You're active and dope, please join us again!'' And I said ''No''? Did you decide that you wanted to trash talk the crew I was making before or after I said ''no'' to re-joining you? Be honest. Either way it's not a good look. Please re-consider not being a douchebag. That is not a threat, just a reminder that I'm willing to be cool with you if you're cool with me. But I guess a crew that stabs people in the back require a certain personality? Prove me wrong.

[Zen]

Dude it would be fun no lie we could get drunk and fight over something small and not talk to each other for like ten years and then one day we'll be on netcees 7 and talk about it.

[Geno]

Gone @netcees 7
Sounds epic, perhaps.. in the near future

[Geno]

Oh, and btw.. objective

You did an awful lot of crying in my pm box that night to be trying to come off as a grown man. How many boxes of tissues did you run thrrough?

I still have unopened pms from you lmfao. Got annoying tbh, rreading a grown mans tears.

[Mike Wrecka]

What happened with the ''I apologize Objective, I didn't know he was thinking about cutting you out. You're active and dope, please join us again!'' And I said ''No''? Did you decide that you wanted to trash talk the crew I was making before or after I said ''no'' to re-joining you? Be honest. Either way it's not a good look. Please re-consider not being a douchebag. That is not a threat, just a reminder that I'm willing to be cool with you if you're cool with me. But I guess a crew that stabs people in the back require a certain personality? Prove me wrong.

tbh I thought you were going to kill yourself after we gave you the boot. I sent you a pm, one that looked nothing like the one you describe, because I didnt want your blood on my hands.

friends?

[Objective]

Oh, and btw.. objective

You did an awful lot of crying in my pm box that night to be trying to come off as a grown man. How many boxes of tissues did you run thrrough?

I still have unopened pms from you lmfao. Got annoying tbh, rreading a grown mans tears.

Lmfao. I know, and I know. I take the full blame for that shit and I deserve nothing less, but you could be the bigger man. I read it again now and shake my head at whatever the fuck I managed to write.

What surprised me the most is how well I wrote that shit. You probably wont believe me along with others if you've print screened it, but I was high af and drunk out of my mind so that's a small kicker. I don't know why I acted out like that, usually I would just think it was a dick move by you and then create this thread to get together with other peeps instead. But it had been a rather rough night when I got home from town and I saw that stuff from you I got angry af.

But ye, that's me on booze. Either happy as hell or angry as fuck. I wish you the best with A.T.R. Just don't treat them like nothing if they're suddenly not answering to your ''standards'' anymore or whatever.

[Split]

MikeWrecka has been coming sideways at everyone for a couple weeks now. Whats the deal?

[Objective]

tbh I thought you were going to kill yourself after we gave you the boot. I sent you a pm, one that looked nothing like the one you describe, because I didnt want your blood on my hands.

Friends?

I never talked to you about it and I got a PM from you before I answered/sent anything to Geno. There's timestamps and everything on that when I check my inbox. I might be wrong tho', I don't remember much tbh. But sure, friends.

[Geno]

Mike da gawd, what's yours?

[Geno]

Oh, and word Objective. Do ya thing maine

[Objective]

Oh, and word Objective. Do ya thing maine

Look at us all happy n shit. ^^ Laters.

[Anjahl]

Am I gud enuff 2 join you gize?

[NYCSPITZ]

I've read multiple by Cormac McCarthy I can contribute that

gewde, real gewd...we'll set up a crew thread and see who contributes i think ill do hemingway

[Spoken]

Objective word....

[Spoken]

cake and Ra should be cool to get down and... certain lol...

[Eŋg]

i accidentally typed in 'netcees7' searching for netcees and this thread was one of two results.

that's almost a googlewhack.