God Of War
02-02-2013, 04:02 PM
David Lama
September 28th, 2008, 12:32 AM
Roast #2 - The Roast of Revanon
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only!
YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!!
Revanon is what many call the oldest dude that still does text lol.. some would argue its between him and thefranchise/100proof lol.. but i dont really know how old rev is. im sure its past 30. he has been around forever im sure he was rbl champ at least once or twice before. he was the man who invented the wrestling league on rm a while back and used to have all types of weird shit in that league. he actually does live battles. heres links to a couple of them
f0A3ypTRgI0
lOVRRL6P9ig
feel free to diss him on any personals you have or any other pics you can find.. here's his myspace if you want to use different pics of him
http://www.myspace.com/revwho
heres some pics of rev
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_0800a1e4b4b282b6cff4b7803757da71.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
note: i think revs a cool dude. he's just being roasted at random. i just randomly asked someone on AIM for a roastee and rev was mentioned.
David Lama
September 28th, 2008, 12:34 AM
Roast Rules
You can post whenever before Thursday 11:59 PM eastern.
October 2, 2008
about how many lines you can drop..
Min =12 lines
Max = 24 lines
You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ.
..General Rules..
Once you drop, you can edit your verse.
Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you
You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops
= DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative
And have fun.
There will be three Roasts.
The top two vote getters from each Roast advance to the final Roast.
Everyone can participate in every Roast, even those who have already won. So you essentially have 3 chances to advance.
you may only drop once.
When ever you wish.
can only diss the person being roasted.
..ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST..
ADVANCED TO FINALS
Nahlidge
ill nik-A
Kenny the G
September 28th, 2008, 03:22 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
the amistad just arrived in town, its obvious where ya from
well you look like Seal, but have NO chance at baggin Heidi Klum
ya dome's a scary sight so save that mug for late october
ya hands placed perfectly to keep that melonhead from tipping over
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
goddamn you're old! with a style to match, it's hellish
ya hats got a flexible bend that makes your kneecaps jealous
how're u born so dark?. shit, its beyond me
if not for the white undershirt i'da swore u was rockin long sleeves
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
you stay riding dirty is more than a rumor,
get a license plate for that nose cuz it looks like the back of a pt cruiser
u loser. if you're close to stardom its worse
cuz w/ features that big, they'd get premiered in Hollywood first
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
just when we thought it was safe, nope. you're still in
rev strikes again!, with a head shaped like a bowling pin
got priorities?..guess not, you're retarded
30+, and still doing text from your studio apartment
Frank Metts
September 28th, 2008, 06:26 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
Imma due it different and go at one pic! You feeling me?
Last time I saw your ass was Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney
You dark as sin, for real you like and Onyx gem
Palms so fucking white God musta forgot to spraypaint them
The darkness!!!! Shit Wesley snipes got nothing on u son
I know when you get out the car the check oil light comes on
And those nostrils big as fuck and dark as coal, TRUTH
They remind me of a tunnel.... you should set up a toll booth
That nose is big ass fuck, dude this isn't a fable
You could sniff a whole 8 ball .... and the rest of the pool table
And your head is ginormous dude but I guess that's just fait
Neck needed assistance from your hand cause it couldn't support the wieght
Extra dark fuck guess this just wasnt your time
Couldn't tell if that was a wrist watch or a tan line
I usually respect my elders but I have to do what i do so fuck u
Got to go back to prehystoric times to dig up some real personal's
Dissing pics is what I crave got to get back on the nose, slave
That motherfuckers so wide open Johnny U could hit it from his grave
And I agree with Kenny u look line seal to an extent
Well you will after my punch's leave your face full of dents
Fuck the rest of the room its your ugly ass features I'm here to bash
Its pretty bad when that glare on your forehead doubled as your flash
B, C I'm the new Resin of dissing pics I'm here to slice an dice
Ohh Resin?? Your old ass probaly hasn't heard of him he came A fter C hrist
Vivify
September 28th, 2008, 07:09 AM
DISQUALIFIED
Attack of the Muff
September 28th, 2008, 05:53 PM
Roast #2 - The Roast of Revanon
Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only!
YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!!
Revanon is what many call the oldest dude that still does text lol.. some would argue its between him and thefranchise/100proof lol.. but i dont really know how old rev is. im sure its past 30. he has been around forever im sure he was rbl champ at least once or twice before. he was the man who invented the wrestling league on rm a while back and used to have all types of weird shit in that league. he actually does live battles. heres links to a couple of them
feel free to diss him on any personals you have or any other pics you can find.. here's his myspace if you want to use different pics of him
http://www.myspace.com/revwho
heres some pics of rev
.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
note: i think revs a cool dude. he's just being roasted at random. i just randomly asked someone on AIM for a roastee and rev was mentioned.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
Son wow at them cheekbones..is he serious
That face is a bigger battle of the bulge than nething patton experienced.
Theres corny..but you seem to exceed it child
You being "cool" is a fairytale..coz 3 blind mice could find that cheesy smile
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_0800a1e4b4b282b6cff4b7803757da71.jpg
I mean goddamn dude dark as fuck aint that a bitch
The sign says No smoking n whoever created u got away with it prick
Remember cinder from killer instinct? that negga was retarded
Rev looks just like him after a getting uppercutted into a tarpit
..I drink at parties...and when im sober i drive
Rev wearin those white sleeves so he dsnt get ran the fuck over at night
I mean to make fun.. i know this caper's not bitter
But this nigga the first to lose to a gun on paper rock scizzors.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
haha later on that day..the game is up
I think rev realized those sleeves make him look lame as fuck
Ohhoh you met iron solomon..it dsnt take a dumb shit to decide
Viewing this pic..that this was the best moment in ya life
I mean your old as fuck..i suppose that you knew
Coz that tree behind you died..n it was barely older than you
Ya gear is off..the style you be craftin is crazy son
Rev look like the type a nigga to run laps in gymnasiums
Look at this fag his hat is so wack
He only armed n dangerous coz his cap is strapped in the back
Lefty
September 30th, 2008, 09:47 AM
I'm too retarded to figure out how to repost the pics but...
I'll spit facts, I dont even know this cat
but I know he's getting robbed by Corey Feldman with a slick back
fuck a diss track, my flow will leave dude ridden with Cancer
asked "who's got the whiter style?"...Corey's just giving the answer
i been sick since pampers, plus I'll attack shook gays...
who's so black he manages to make that hat look grey
my crooks pay, with those pics, i know you got phony bars
with a collar doing a longer stretch than your homies are
let the chromie scar, lookin like you're in the luckiest spot
posing for pics with Solomon before you landscape his industrial lot
this the ugliest plot, I'm still exposing this dummy
for being a stunt double...that headphone face looks like Lamar Odom some money
it's over for sonny...collared shirt is white like you're ballin
dome so caved in, I'm sure them cats from Geico been callin
your life is appauling, leaving emcees hurt is a hobby
so that pic is what they'll use to MC Serch for your body
murkin him prolly, you stopped writing combustable raps
about the same year we all stopped wearing adjustable caps
Richard Corey
September 30th, 2008, 01:14 PM
f0A3ypTRgI0
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This dude is garbage
Tried to be cute, "Where's ya gun?" Shit got pulled & you were suffering
This faggot froze so bad, the logo on his shirt read 10%...Buffering
You're incredibly bad. Plus incredibly black, I can hardly see ya bro'
1 punch folded his ass, had him lookin' like that "Crazy" Gnarles Barkley Video
Seriously, dog, that fuckin' pigment is blatant
I don't know whether to battle you or look for the squid that's escaping!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_0800a1e4b4b282b6cff4b7803757da71.jpg
listing weapons, Christian Slater Pwnd you in his own way
here he's showing how a Young Gun works better next to an old Spade
And who told your black ass to wear that, cos they are no hero
LOL@ Rev standin' there..lookin like a sweaty ass bottle of Coke Zero
Damn, you're elderly. Start countin' down to when ya gonna die
we could find Brandon Lee following them crows feet comin' from ya eyes
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
ROFLZ@ Iron Solomon, scraping the barrels bottom, no hope for him.
This kid went and re-enslaved Uncle Ben to have more rice jokes for JIn
WTF is this Coon smiling at? Like you be workin' hard or something...
but then again, Solomon didn't bring you to his back yard for nothing
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
Anyone ever said you were cute, you can bet it's a lie..
ya black-ass head looks like an eraser...after a REAL rapper edits ya rhymes
You were mistook for one who could rap, but you're shook and dumb
see, I raise-a-net culture of Hip hop, your candy ass just looks like one
You're fuckin' transparant, I see ya fears...
& ya head looks like a burned out light bulb
like ya shirt's been having the same bad idea for years
Lefty
September 30th, 2008, 01:55 PM
rofffle
vote-rich
Nash
September 30th, 2008, 03:27 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
lookin bashin in, your house has a mess that's everlasting
Rev's got a crib Travis Barker's plane wouldn't even crash in
when it comes to accusations don't even go there
his pic's proof that finger pointing will lead you nowhere
holy shit your big ass mouth looks like a walking trap
giving this much lip's worthy of 10 kids being punished for talking back
this prick's losing, whackness is what you been proving
that power outage you call melanin'll have your skin looting
and all those battles were whack, you don't run it
you couldn't worm your way out of an ethiopian's stomach
when your nose is that ugly no one cares about your rap sheet
plagued with such a widespread look the common cold's taking a backseat
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
either you're giving dap, pretending to be a team
or this is the gayest arm wrestling match that I have ever seen
them dry leaves background shows what your wishin
this looks like a billboard for a preventing forest fires coalition
no one's bedding you, tear you up, you'll be shed in two
that shirt aint the first time you let a guy spread his legs for you
stick to celebrity look alikes, no one cares what you spitting
ahem, excuse me ladies and gentleman, Frank Thomas is in the Building
when Rev throws down I'll still get the best of dude
he'll strike when the Iron's hot and you find him quite irresistable
Tettris
September 30th, 2008, 04:55 PM
*cracks knuckles*
The oldest textcee alive? lolz his arthritic knees cant kick a diss
And his eyebrows mustve broke his fall when his career hit the skids
And not just that homey...look at your nasal...wow
You must do lines of coke...with vanity mirrors and rolls of paper towels
Seriously dude...think of rhynoplasty...or at least charge a toll
For the goats that cross the bridge...or rent to the inhabiting troll
Youre gay as fuck dude...face it...I bet your ass puckers some
When you get a manicure on those nails long enough to hang gutters from
I can only imagine when you went to Lids...they f'ing died
When you wanted a fitted cap double tall and extra wide
But these are jokes...like your career...this fucker with a grin
Is wack as fuck beyond a shadow of a doubt or color of his skin
So Ive seen the images dude...and I cant picture the doubt
That I couldnt polish you off...like what you did with your scalp
yup
.HotDogVendorMan.
September 30th, 2008, 07:45 PM
you guys are mean.
David Lama
October 2nd, 2008, 12:18 AM
new pic
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/revgggg.jpg
Richard Corey
October 2nd, 2008, 12:06 PM
ORHRROFLAHAHAH, NO FAIR! NO FAIR!!
Tettris
October 2nd, 2008, 01:02 PM
damn...thats another 30 bars alone :(
Lefty
October 2nd, 2008, 01:29 PM
lol @ nobody wanting to catch the alley oop lama just tossed us
David Lama
October 2nd, 2008, 02:29 PM
gotta give dudes who seen the verses so far some extra ammo so they aint scared to drop lol
here's revanon's latest thread after beefing with john dough and synthesis in some thread
http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-hookups/1119766-notice-anyone-wants-some-come-get-some.html
some of ya should go in there and tell rev to come drop in here or something. he already knows about the roast. dont know if hes seen the latest few verses though
some more revanon videos
GLvQGH_AvOo
VWiBhgp406k
8J5GWhvKng4
JNsvf0x3JOA
Mr. T
October 2nd, 2008, 04:27 PM
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/revgggg.jpg
look at how hard you ache- we don't pardon fakes
if python's a term for muscles then these are a couple garden snakes
discard these flakes- time for you to just die, please
you can't diguise this guy's feat of looking like an oven baked Tyrese
and you don't mack it eager- your style don't hack it either
moment of silence- this guy is wearing fuckin slacks with sneakers
your friend won't back you neither- it's all text hype
you the vexxed type, funny his career is based on Waiting- cuz so is your sex life
virgin get wrecked, aight- get ripped, what he fit is tight
his shirt got a tuck-in a mother wouldn't even give her kid at night
it's your bid to fight- this marked foe'll get stomped in a dark hole
it aint a hard goal, fuck Jet Black- his skin color's a 747 charcoal
what you shows narrow- only thing you bone's marrow
bet you a grand your friend thinks he's flexing with his own shadow
what this pub lacks is testerone from this dud's wrath
he needs a scrub bad- looking like he left the spa mid mud bath
now please believe this- nigga look like a sweaty reese's pieces
there's no easy thesis- and no use parading the facts
he'd smear half the earth with grease if we put his face on the map
screw what this slore said- fuck being clogged, his pores dead
it'd take a dozen busboys just to clean ONE spot on his forehead
there's more said- it's in range to drop- that aint stainless, stop
deranged or not I can't believe this nerd's rocking a power ranger watch
your just bland and slower- I can't stand your odor
fuck his shoulder action, ban this joker- cuz I've seen more Delt in a hand of poker
I pity the fool-
Revanon
October 2nd, 2008, 07:14 PM
hahahaha...this is truly hilarious. As someone who has roasted several peeps before...I must say this is a honor...lmao!
I'll give my pick of the best verse in a few days...
But much respect for this...no doubt.
If this don't give a nigga tough skin..what will?
And I want pics of all of you when this is done. LOL!
Attack of the Muff
October 2nd, 2008, 07:30 PM
haha yous a cool dude
no hate
THIRDEYETHEORY
October 2nd, 2008, 11:38 PM
so this is what you turned to when field mob went broke huh/
your dome's so big from far away it still looks like a close up/
you look like a mike tyson photo shoot negative/
how the fuck you gonna have your baby teeth still..dog, your fourty six/
yeah dog, flex... lookin real hard/
four pics, five vids, no chicks cause they dont frequent gay bars/
you got grand kids now.. grandpa, dont battle/
i heard you got a role in drumline playing nick cannon's shadow/
knock it off you ugly mack, your not a player/
you survived the crash? tell travis barker that he's in our prayers/
crunchy black... I just heard your jaw drop/
is it true?you gave your ex a neck massage, with ashy hands and cut his head off?/
you having a rap career?, the impossible doesnt happen here/
stop writing, your breaks over, table seven needs another beer/
with your tiny wrist...that shit would prolly snap if I gave you a pound/
how long can you surf the library's net before they kick you out?
with those corny clothes you aint pulling ho's/
them black heads on your black head are so big, they look like infected bullet-holes/
you got an astrodome/
you get off work at 7:30...at 10:27 your head gets home/
with your pointy chin..you shank yourself when nodding yes/
you took what you made last week to the bank and they thought it was a birthday check/
this is post one and someone just got burnt to death/
not revanon, cause as far as I know.the guy has always looked like that/
come some send me an address to know where to send the flowers for the funeral..
oh and check out..
www.myspace.com/thirdeyetheory
www.rideinconline.com/thirdeyetheory
David Lama
October 3rd, 2008, 01:17 AM
roast 2 closed
vote!
September 28th, 2008, 12:32 AM
Roast #2 - The Roast of Revanon
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only!
YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!!
Revanon is what many call the oldest dude that still does text lol.. some would argue its between him and thefranchise/100proof lol.. but i dont really know how old rev is. im sure its past 30. he has been around forever im sure he was rbl champ at least once or twice before. he was the man who invented the wrestling league on rm a while back and used to have all types of weird shit in that league. he actually does live battles. heres links to a couple of them
f0A3ypTRgI0
lOVRRL6P9ig
feel free to diss him on any personals you have or any other pics you can find.. here's his myspace if you want to use different pics of him
http://www.myspace.com/revwho
heres some pics of rev
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_0800a1e4b4b282b6cff4b7803757da71.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
note: i think revs a cool dude. he's just being roasted at random. i just randomly asked someone on AIM for a roastee and rev was mentioned.
David Lama
September 28th, 2008, 12:34 AM
Roast Rules
You can post whenever before Thursday 11:59 PM eastern.
October 2, 2008
about how many lines you can drop..
Min =12 lines
Max = 24 lines
You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ.
..General Rules..
Once you drop, you can edit your verse.
Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you
You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops
= DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative
And have fun.
There will be three Roasts.
The top two vote getters from each Roast advance to the final Roast.
Everyone can participate in every Roast, even those who have already won. So you essentially have 3 chances to advance.
you may only drop once.
When ever you wish.
can only diss the person being roasted.
..ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST..
ADVANCED TO FINALS
Nahlidge
ill nik-A
Kenny the G
September 28th, 2008, 03:22 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
the amistad just arrived in town, its obvious where ya from
well you look like Seal, but have NO chance at baggin Heidi Klum
ya dome's a scary sight so save that mug for late october
ya hands placed perfectly to keep that melonhead from tipping over
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
goddamn you're old! with a style to match, it's hellish
ya hats got a flexible bend that makes your kneecaps jealous
how're u born so dark?. shit, its beyond me
if not for the white undershirt i'da swore u was rockin long sleeves
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
you stay riding dirty is more than a rumor,
get a license plate for that nose cuz it looks like the back of a pt cruiser
u loser. if you're close to stardom its worse
cuz w/ features that big, they'd get premiered in Hollywood first
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
just when we thought it was safe, nope. you're still in
rev strikes again!, with a head shaped like a bowling pin
got priorities?..guess not, you're retarded
30+, and still doing text from your studio apartment
Frank Metts
September 28th, 2008, 06:26 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
Imma due it different and go at one pic! You feeling me?
Last time I saw your ass was Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney
You dark as sin, for real you like and Onyx gem
Palms so fucking white God musta forgot to spraypaint them
The darkness!!!! Shit Wesley snipes got nothing on u son
I know when you get out the car the check oil light comes on
And those nostrils big as fuck and dark as coal, TRUTH
They remind me of a tunnel.... you should set up a toll booth
That nose is big ass fuck, dude this isn't a fable
You could sniff a whole 8 ball .... and the rest of the pool table
And your head is ginormous dude but I guess that's just fait
Neck needed assistance from your hand cause it couldn't support the wieght
Extra dark fuck guess this just wasnt your time
Couldn't tell if that was a wrist watch or a tan line
I usually respect my elders but I have to do what i do so fuck u
Got to go back to prehystoric times to dig up some real personal's
Dissing pics is what I crave got to get back on the nose, slave
That motherfuckers so wide open Johnny U could hit it from his grave
And I agree with Kenny u look line seal to an extent
Well you will after my punch's leave your face full of dents
Fuck the rest of the room its your ugly ass features I'm here to bash
Its pretty bad when that glare on your forehead doubled as your flash
B, C I'm the new Resin of dissing pics I'm here to slice an dice
Ohh Resin?? Your old ass probaly hasn't heard of him he came A fter C hrist
Vivify
September 28th, 2008, 07:09 AM
DISQUALIFIED
Attack of the Muff
September 28th, 2008, 05:53 PM
Roast #2 - The Roast of Revanon
Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only!
YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!!
Revanon is what many call the oldest dude that still does text lol.. some would argue its between him and thefranchise/100proof lol.. but i dont really know how old rev is. im sure its past 30. he has been around forever im sure he was rbl champ at least once or twice before. he was the man who invented the wrestling league on rm a while back and used to have all types of weird shit in that league. he actually does live battles. heres links to a couple of them
feel free to diss him on any personals you have or any other pics you can find.. here's his myspace if you want to use different pics of him
http://www.myspace.com/revwho
heres some pics of rev
.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
note: i think revs a cool dude. he's just being roasted at random. i just randomly asked someone on AIM for a roastee and rev was mentioned.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_0eee3f1a6e8e7e9d84e69d36bdb489d6.jpg
Son wow at them cheekbones..is he serious
That face is a bigger battle of the bulge than nething patton experienced.
Theres corny..but you seem to exceed it child
You being "cool" is a fairytale..coz 3 blind mice could find that cheesy smile
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_0800a1e4b4b282b6cff4b7803757da71.jpg
I mean goddamn dude dark as fuck aint that a bitch
The sign says No smoking n whoever created u got away with it prick
Remember cinder from killer instinct? that negga was retarded
Rev looks just like him after a getting uppercutted into a tarpit
..I drink at parties...and when im sober i drive
Rev wearin those white sleeves so he dsnt get ran the fuck over at night
I mean to make fun.. i know this caper's not bitter
But this nigga the first to lose to a gun on paper rock scizzors.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
haha later on that day..the game is up
I think rev realized those sleeves make him look lame as fuck
Ohhoh you met iron solomon..it dsnt take a dumb shit to decide
Viewing this pic..that this was the best moment in ya life
I mean your old as fuck..i suppose that you knew
Coz that tree behind you died..n it was barely older than you
Ya gear is off..the style you be craftin is crazy son
Rev look like the type a nigga to run laps in gymnasiums
Look at this fag his hat is so wack
He only armed n dangerous coz his cap is strapped in the back
Lefty
September 30th, 2008, 09:47 AM
I'm too retarded to figure out how to repost the pics but...
I'll spit facts, I dont even know this cat
but I know he's getting robbed by Corey Feldman with a slick back
fuck a diss track, my flow will leave dude ridden with Cancer
asked "who's got the whiter style?"...Corey's just giving the answer
i been sick since pampers, plus I'll attack shook gays...
who's so black he manages to make that hat look grey
my crooks pay, with those pics, i know you got phony bars
with a collar doing a longer stretch than your homies are
let the chromie scar, lookin like you're in the luckiest spot
posing for pics with Solomon before you landscape his industrial lot
this the ugliest plot, I'm still exposing this dummy
for being a stunt double...that headphone face looks like Lamar Odom some money
it's over for sonny...collared shirt is white like you're ballin
dome so caved in, I'm sure them cats from Geico been callin
your life is appauling, leaving emcees hurt is a hobby
so that pic is what they'll use to MC Serch for your body
murkin him prolly, you stopped writing combustable raps
about the same year we all stopped wearing adjustable caps
Richard Corey
September 30th, 2008, 01:14 PM
f0A3ypTRgI0
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This dude is garbage
Tried to be cute, "Where's ya gun?" Shit got pulled & you were suffering
This faggot froze so bad, the logo on his shirt read 10%...Buffering
You're incredibly bad. Plus incredibly black, I can hardly see ya bro'
1 punch folded his ass, had him lookin' like that "Crazy" Gnarles Barkley Video
Seriously, dog, that fuckin' pigment is blatant
I don't know whether to battle you or look for the squid that's escaping!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_0800a1e4b4b282b6cff4b7803757da71.jpg
listing weapons, Christian Slater Pwnd you in his own way
here he's showing how a Young Gun works better next to an old Spade
And who told your black ass to wear that, cos they are no hero
LOL@ Rev standin' there..lookin like a sweaty ass bottle of Coke Zero
Damn, you're elderly. Start countin' down to when ya gonna die
we could find Brandon Lee following them crows feet comin' from ya eyes
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
ROFLZ@ Iron Solomon, scraping the barrels bottom, no hope for him.
This kid went and re-enslaved Uncle Ben to have more rice jokes for JIn
WTF is this Coon smiling at? Like you be workin' hard or something...
but then again, Solomon didn't bring you to his back yard for nothing
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_4eb1bfcc216c3d91d271f26cf6835626.jpg
Anyone ever said you were cute, you can bet it's a lie..
ya black-ass head looks like an eraser...after a REAL rapper edits ya rhymes
You were mistook for one who could rap, but you're shook and dumb
see, I raise-a-net culture of Hip hop, your candy ass just looks like one
You're fuckin' transparant, I see ya fears...
& ya head looks like a burned out light bulb
like ya shirt's been having the same bad idea for years
Lefty
September 30th, 2008, 01:55 PM
rofffle
vote-rich
Nash
September 30th, 2008, 03:27 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/m_9c3caa7ae6faf5b1d95889ca3aaffabc.jpg
lookin bashin in, your house has a mess that's everlasting
Rev's got a crib Travis Barker's plane wouldn't even crash in
when it comes to accusations don't even go there
his pic's proof that finger pointing will lead you nowhere
holy shit your big ass mouth looks like a walking trap
giving this much lip's worthy of 10 kids being punished for talking back
this prick's losing, whackness is what you been proving
that power outage you call melanin'll have your skin looting
and all those battles were whack, you don't run it
you couldn't worm your way out of an ethiopian's stomach
when your nose is that ugly no one cares about your rap sheet
plagued with such a widespread look the common cold's taking a backseat
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/bragginwrites/l_1964de2fb38523006251d5f90097b092.jpg
either you're giving dap, pretending to be a team
or this is the gayest arm wrestling match that I have ever seen
them dry leaves background shows what your wishin
this looks like a billboard for a preventing forest fires coalition
no one's bedding you, tear you up, you'll be shed in two
that shirt aint the first time you let a guy spread his legs for you
stick to celebrity look alikes, no one cares what you spitting
ahem, excuse me ladies and gentleman, Frank Thomas is in the Building
when Rev throws down I'll still get the best of dude
he'll strike when the Iron's hot and you find him quite irresistable
Tettris
September 30th, 2008, 04:55 PM
*cracks knuckles*
The oldest textcee alive? lolz his arthritic knees cant kick a diss
And his eyebrows mustve broke his fall when his career hit the skids
And not just that homey...look at your nasal...wow
You must do lines of coke...with vanity mirrors and rolls of paper towels
Seriously dude...think of rhynoplasty...or at least charge a toll
For the goats that cross the bridge...or rent to the inhabiting troll
Youre gay as fuck dude...face it...I bet your ass puckers some
When you get a manicure on those nails long enough to hang gutters from
I can only imagine when you went to Lids...they f'ing died
When you wanted a fitted cap double tall and extra wide
But these are jokes...like your career...this fucker with a grin
Is wack as fuck beyond a shadow of a doubt or color of his skin
So Ive seen the images dude...and I cant picture the doubt
That I couldnt polish you off...like what you did with your scalp
yup
.HotDogVendorMan.
September 30th, 2008, 07:45 PM
you guys are mean.
David Lama
October 2nd, 2008, 12:18 AM
new pic
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/revgggg.jpg
Richard Corey
October 2nd, 2008, 12:06 PM
ORHRROFLAHAHAH, NO FAIR! NO FAIR!!
Tettris
October 2nd, 2008, 01:02 PM
damn...thats another 30 bars alone :(
Lefty
October 2nd, 2008, 01:29 PM
lol @ nobody wanting to catch the alley oop lama just tossed us
David Lama
October 2nd, 2008, 02:29 PM
gotta give dudes who seen the verses so far some extra ammo so they aint scared to drop lol
here's revanon's latest thread after beefing with john dough and synthesis in some thread
http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-hookups/1119766-notice-anyone-wants-some-come-get-some.html
some of ya should go in there and tell rev to come drop in here or something. he already knows about the roast. dont know if hes seen the latest few verses though
some more revanon videos
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Mr. T
October 2nd, 2008, 04:27 PM
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/revgggg.jpg
look at how hard you ache- we don't pardon fakes
if python's a term for muscles then these are a couple garden snakes
discard these flakes- time for you to just die, please
you can't diguise this guy's feat of looking like an oven baked Tyrese
and you don't mack it eager- your style don't hack it either
moment of silence- this guy is wearing fuckin slacks with sneakers
your friend won't back you neither- it's all text hype
you the vexxed type, funny his career is based on Waiting- cuz so is your sex life
virgin get wrecked, aight- get ripped, what he fit is tight
his shirt got a tuck-in a mother wouldn't even give her kid at night
it's your bid to fight- this marked foe'll get stomped in a dark hole
it aint a hard goal, fuck Jet Black- his skin color's a 747 charcoal
what you shows narrow- only thing you bone's marrow
bet you a grand your friend thinks he's flexing with his own shadow
what this pub lacks is testerone from this dud's wrath
he needs a scrub bad- looking like he left the spa mid mud bath
now please believe this- nigga look like a sweaty reese's pieces
there's no easy thesis- and no use parading the facts
he'd smear half the earth with grease if we put his face on the map
screw what this slore said- fuck being clogged, his pores dead
it'd take a dozen busboys just to clean ONE spot on his forehead
there's more said- it's in range to drop- that aint stainless, stop
deranged or not I can't believe this nerd's rocking a power ranger watch
your just bland and slower- I can't stand your odor
fuck his shoulder action, ban this joker- cuz I've seen more Delt in a hand of poker
I pity the fool-
Revanon
October 2nd, 2008, 07:14 PM
hahahaha...this is truly hilarious. As someone who has roasted several peeps before...I must say this is a honor...lmao!
I'll give my pick of the best verse in a few days...
But much respect for this...no doubt.
If this don't give a nigga tough skin..what will?
And I want pics of all of you when this is done. LOL!
Attack of the Muff
October 2nd, 2008, 07:30 PM
haha yous a cool dude
no hate
THIRDEYETHEORY
October 2nd, 2008, 11:38 PM
so this is what you turned to when field mob went broke huh/
your dome's so big from far away it still looks like a close up/
you look like a mike tyson photo shoot negative/
how the fuck you gonna have your baby teeth still..dog, your fourty six/
yeah dog, flex... lookin real hard/
four pics, five vids, no chicks cause they dont frequent gay bars/
you got grand kids now.. grandpa, dont battle/
i heard you got a role in drumline playing nick cannon's shadow/
knock it off you ugly mack, your not a player/
you survived the crash? tell travis barker that he's in our prayers/
crunchy black... I just heard your jaw drop/
is it true?you gave your ex a neck massage, with ashy hands and cut his head off?/
you having a rap career?, the impossible doesnt happen here/
stop writing, your breaks over, table seven needs another beer/
with your tiny wrist...that shit would prolly snap if I gave you a pound/
how long can you surf the library's net before they kick you out?
with those corny clothes you aint pulling ho's/
them black heads on your black head are so big, they look like infected bullet-holes/
you got an astrodome/
you get off work at 7:30...at 10:27 your head gets home/
with your pointy chin..you shank yourself when nodding yes/
you took what you made last week to the bank and they thought it was a birthday check/
this is post one and someone just got burnt to death/
not revanon, cause as far as I know.the guy has always looked like that/
come some send me an address to know where to send the flowers for the funeral..
oh and check out..
www.myspace.com/thirdeyetheory
www.rideinconline.com/thirdeyetheory
David Lama
October 3rd, 2008, 01:17 AM
roast 2 closed
vote!