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God Of War
02-02-2013, 04:03 PM
David Lama
October 5th, 2008, 11:59 PM

Roast #3 - The Roast of Richard Corey

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/richcorey6bk.jpg


Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only!

YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!!

what can be said about corey that hasnt been said already? he's pretty much been dominant in every league hes been in, whether its topical or battling and has been known as the top b-boys dude for a while. he's married. got alot of crap for that whole scrypt thing he was doing which was renaming text as scrypt so that text could be taken a step further into publishing ect. uhhh ya should know the rest. corey is being roasted cause thats who peeps mentioned in the thread i made asking who should be roasted next.



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David Lama
October 6th, 2008, 12:00 AM

Roast Rules

You can post whenever before Thursday 11:59 PM eastern.
October 9, 2008

about how many lines you can drop..

Min =12 lines
Max = 24 lines

You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ.

..General Rules..
Once you drop, you can edit your verse.
Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you
You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops
= DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative
And have fun.

There will be three Roasts.
The top two vote getters from each Roast advance to the final Roast.
Everyone can participate in every Roast, even those who have already won. So you essentially have 3 chances to advance.

you may only drop once.
When ever you wish.
can only diss the person being roasted.


..ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST..

ADVANCED TO FINALS
Nahlidge
ill nik-A
Richard Corey
Nash
Father Muff

Richard Corey
October 6th, 2008, 11:35 AM

Oh well, sonuvabitch!

Attack of the Muff
October 6th, 2008, 05:42 PM

i already advanced but ima get em just coz..`if i did well compared to every1 else let me know tho

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/richcorey6bk.jpg

I mean Rich dont take this the wrong way
But your Ashy face makes it look like you just got done escapin from Pompeii
He fuckin made it n now he feels like a better guy
'Look People..Im in America n I evaded the Genocide!!"
Ur bummy style isnt suttin i have to announce tho homo
So stop tryin to use that t-shirt to cover your South Pole logo.



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Rc's Loooves museums..this kids a dweeb
*intercom*
"Security..someone remove this retard from the exhibit plz?"
Fuckin retard theres no possible doubt
Before takin the podium..plz try to remember what you were talking about
Please rich…that goof look is fuckin weak
It’s a nuts to see...dude pose like a 3toed sloth climbin up a tree
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/lec0o3bt1gn.jpg
Wow at that Doppler dome..and its givin us a clear view
That’s a tornado brewing..n its headed str8 to ya ear dude
Oh that’s ur sideburns. that pic is really sumthin fam
When You cut the chick out because she left you for another man
Your fuckin head needs to undergo an extreme scan
Coz this nigga forehead the first ever to have Wingspan
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/rcup8.jpg
Damn this is a flashback..i don’t want to be mean to this guy
It justs looks like a Neanderthal found some food to bring to his tribe
Umm what are you doin? elaborate..you better fraud
Fuckin a bear/bare I don’t get it..must be a typical Richard corey metaphor
I swear if we switched reptilian scales with ya gear scrub
U wud look like a velociraptor bout to run after snatchin a bear cub

JayRo
October 6th, 2008, 09:52 PM

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RC dog....
Why'd you pencil in that mustache?
Your fifty aint you hit puberty yet?
You look like a gay homeless dude suckin dick for change in the steps
Breathin up all my god damned air!
This guys nose is so wide he snorted off all of his chin hair....
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Rich ya head is a dead ringer for a giant sack of manure
You're blacker than cartoon characters that get blasted by bazookas
Ya wife dont like ya thats why she's runnin out the picture Boss
Your suit looks like you stole it off a tacky corpse and darted off

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This pic is an excerpt from Corey's sex manual
"When in doubt whip it out and fuck a stuffed animal"
"Release the secretions into this beast like greek heathens"
"Thats just what you do when you have a meek indiscreet penis"

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This guys not a rapper he's a text emcee rappin'
Only vinyl he ever seen was on the outside of his jacket
Go back to the first pic he look sweet as sacrin packets
You not real you similar to a sim thats made by Maxis

Mercules
October 7th, 2008, 09:47 AM

booked

Catalyst
October 7th, 2008, 08:58 PM

I shall return.

Criteria
October 8th, 2008, 12:43 AM

only for fun out of boredom.


http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/richcorey6bk.jpg

He's a happy fuck. but i'll knock u out the ballpark, whore
then have ya homies send u get well cards from that hallmark store.


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If evolution's a ladder, then its all causes n' effects
that pic proves where Corey's at, down the bottom of the steps.
U lame prick, I didn't wanna throw out a racist ape diss,
but who'd date rich? with his cock eyes, swollen nose & gay lisp.
That stares tempting too. my chick relates to it
cause it's the same face she makes before she takes a dick.
even if that's not the case. nigga.. its mad simple
cor's a pussy, the shirt line on his neck makes the vag symbol.

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/rcup8.jpg


Pulse said it best: "you found a hole for your dick size.."
except corey couldn't get that bear to orgasm on his sixth try.
You can catch him at childrens parties. It's somethin' folks
Rich puts on the stuffed animal, then puts on a puppet show.
that bear.. the tricycle in the back, its a sad message..
He does this ritual every Xmas..
for his kids as a surprise before he wraps presents.


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That aint ur house, you should confess dude..
u know ur robbin a rich man when there's two probes to arrest u
or maybe it was a UFO, an abduction at best
but rich was so ugly, the aliens said "fuck it" and left.
The scrypt movement's over. Its shit u wack fuck!
I mean.. TEXT IS DEAD, quit sneakin out at night to dig it back up.
Pic is blacked up. background, jacket.. & ur face is noted
only thing not black enough, is your white-washed fake persona.

JayRo
October 8th, 2008, 07:24 PM

god thats a delicious lookin ass

Mercules
October 9th, 2008, 10:48 PM

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Merc won’t hold back.. I’m out to retire this throwback
you know its time to hang it up when ya even LOOKING like a coat rack!
Rich you dork, when we met at the club you were a dead ringer for Carlton
but you snuck a soda in.. see Carlton’s paid and you’re just starving
on PR posting all day - man, your job must have the worst pay
you begged Monk to buy you a drink at the club.. and it was HIS fuckin birthday!
where the hell are you shoppin? lol.. at Walmart going big?
You probably really splurged so you could bring that balloon home for ya kid

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man you’re bragging about your poetry forum shit all the time
but when you said “log on the podium” …I assumed you did it online
naw, when you took the stage that night, I bet ya scrypt hit home
you’ll be remembered as the 1st kid doing his thing with down syndrom
Rich ya lookin epileptic bruh, that must of creeped out the whole place
plus Seszion must be up in the crowd, ‘cause you’re putting on ya O’ face
foreal dog, wtf? You look like some retarted teacher
except instead of a suit.. you got on jeans and a World of Warcraft t-shirt
godamn son, I never caught your show and don’t want to either
cause this pic was snapped five seconds before the EMS call for seizure
I could go on all night kid, but dont really got time to
the only reason you’re mentioned with legends.. is their posters are hanging behind you
remember when I took ya WBL title? votes proved I’m nicer than you are
but when you went and tuned a blind eye.. dog, you really took it too far
lookin like black toxic avenger in some Frankenstein rage
but really, how hype could you be when ya fuckin sleepwalked to the stage

bieetch

David Lama
October 20th, 2008, 09:13 PM

vote!!