PDA

View Full Version : Roast #1 - Shuckks


God Of War
02-02-2013, 04:07 PM
Hush
February 7th, 2011, 10:14 PM

check the Roast thread (http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27347) for the verses
based on whatever you please

vote for your top 3 (or less) competitors
you cannot vote for yourself

Participants

ANYONE


top 2 vote getters advance to the finals
*everyone* can still participate in the next roast


VERSES DUE BY MONDAY NIGHT



8 LINES ONLY!!!!!!!!!!



http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/shucks.jpg?t=1297134737


For those who don't know shuckss. is some weirdo txtcee who posted here and pretended to be his own girlfriend. He also lies about being a GT battle rapper, and appears to be a14 yr old gay child.


Here's his myspace
http://www.myspace.com/triplesix89


You can also forum search posts by Vi$hi$ to see him pretending to flirt with himself on two different board names. Have at this vile scum Netcees, and make him pay for his insolence.

Beyond
February 8th, 2011, 01:40 AM

Got enough product on that scalp? ROFLZ. Put your lyrics on the shelf.
That Spikey hair ain’t gellin right. Just go Super Saiyan already & Spirit Bomb yaself.
And stop butchering that shit. Cuz it’s obvious you’re a lonely creature.
Brows so Shredded, they some Gym Rats that go w. the rest of ya rodent features.
Faggot, don’t mean mug the camera. Ur so soft I could crush ya soul.
That ain’t ya natural Facial Expression. You never frown when ya man busts a load.
You weird looking mutant. How the fuck you sposed to attack me back?
When the Point at your Chin would have every MC in GrindTime doing exactly that.

Josh S.
February 8th, 2011, 01:56 AM

who looks at the camera like "damn aint I mean?"
sure ur a crooked ass. I bet you use that macaroni chain as anal beads
bitch this aint make believe, I'll end ur life instead of roll play
put you on a fast track to hell.. with those side burns u Belong on a soul train
looking like a girly man! how u gonna get a date preparing like this?
axe gel shout out.. the only good catch you're getting with that hair is a fish

Allen Knight
February 8th, 2011, 02:30 AM

holy fuck ur a ugly acne filled beast, those deep pours no one wants to see ya
the trenches on ur face coulda been used as a fall out shelter in hiroshima
ur the biggest dirt bag ive EVER seen, u got that hot topic gay charm
most ppl feel dirty not brushing there teeth...u dont feel like urself if they are
u never ever take showers, no one in his life showed him order
i'd say u have the personal hygiene of a sewer rat...but atleast they go in water
ur the poster child for fat slobs, we can all tell whos this dudes gang
ur rockin a macaroni necklace just to prove your reppin the food chain

MaGiC
February 8th, 2011, 03:06 AM

this poor homo takes pics w/ his phone in front of a mirror
where photo quality equates to his straightness... n’ it couldn’t be clearer
creates vi$hi$ n’ pretends he’s into bitches, this homo’s a poser
n’ that hair of ur’s is makin’ a gay enough point...... over and over
u’re a hideous creature, but, i understand the picture man
cuz the photo showcases ur best feature... ur freakish crippled hand
n’ let’s face it, cuz urs is one only a mother could love
then she had a heart attack when u were born...... because of ur mug

C. Gaffle
February 8th, 2011, 03:16 AM

Holmes forget it - any talk of u bein hard is phony..stretches
Coz i'll shell out an ass whoopin then run ur macaroni necklace
& U bein Vi$hi$ is no suprise...we've realized ur effin gay
so how does it feel not even gettin to imaginary second base
Thats a look of true shame...bet the ladies just all book
leavin u with that sad...OMG I WISH THEY WOULD CALL LOOK
& that awful hair plus the piercins ya got from Claires
is provin that a spike show that bad...the tv network would go off air

Marcus Aurelius
February 8th, 2011, 08:31 AM

u look like a loser homie whose only love contact is cold abuse
u even hate yourself when your hand looks like a monkey claw from overuse
& I heard peeps with 3 cuts in they eyebrows tryna wild out
but what the fuck is 3 cuts, ARCHED & browrings all about?! :confused:
you're a faggot. Ive had it with this closet hobbit. peep him
shirt saying he loves men backwards & mouth showing where he keeps them
even your hair shows you're queer 2 the point you shouldn't speak
are you a loser stay at home rapper or an unkown actor from dawson's creek?

Vulgar.
February 8th, 2011, 09:03 AM

The reincarnate of Scuba Steve rockin’ the Guido look..



Pffff.. look at your pathetic predicament. Periwinkle can mean mug.
Awww.. How cute.. Hannah Montana’s lil brother thinks he’s a street thug
Your greasy palm has a vagina of it’s own. Still, I admire Gizmo’s persistence
Cuz u got Adam’s Family hands…yet the title of “It” still goes to Vishis
Competing in SMACK? I’ll smack the snot out this dude.
Caption reads: The Adventures of Stegosaurus Kid Actin’ Hard At the Zoo!
You straight gutter, homie. Got the piercings, sneer & gangster feel
But the last track you ran on that was nuts...was actually a hamster wheel

ted jones
February 8th, 2011, 09:32 AM

Sweet jesus.

The fat man isn't felt, his face straight damages health..
Closest he got to Grind Time is dressing up as Vishis to dance with himself
Your hair and text games vile, that shape up slime shit is dead..
Shit. The straightest line you ever made resides on the side of your head
Piercings. Fancy hairdo.. jewelery? This shit is just nuts..
I'm sorry, but I can't tell if this pictures supposed to be of Vishis or Shuckss
Plus with that weird style, dude looks like Pauly D's queer child..
Every battle he had here was a Blowout. Dude logged off and adopted the hairstyle

Cred
February 8th, 2011, 09:59 AM

Pretending to be Vi$hi$, honestly ur gay as shit
& u look like such a bitch.. I didn't know whether I was dissin u or ur alias
I peeped ya name on myspace, I think ur ass needs help
So Lexx, Luger.. should be the gun of choice for killing ur faggot self
This ugly prick needs to die & I should choke u with ur beads then
Cuz ur making black and yellow look more pussier then Superbowl weekend
Ur a geek fam, never been to prison cuz ur whole life is phony
Shuckss in a cell? his weak ass barely got a grip on the one he's holding

Tyler Durden
February 8th, 2011, 12:50 PM

Faggot, fruit. This 10 yr old was attacked by moose
& dude's necklace is so long he's about to turn it around & use it as a noose
We'll we hope ya do. This wierdo needs fuckin help
He pretended to be his own gf, looked in the mirror, & dumped himself
Fake quido. Everyone ya see must hate you
He got a part on jersey shore.. provin EVERY mtv show needs a gay dude
Your fat & ugly. I can't look at this bitch pouting
Where I'm from fags are frowned upon. Your a fag that takes pics frowning.



but yo due sunday? that's a longass due date lol

Detour
February 8th, 2011, 02:31 PM

quit actin tough or either, kill yourself.. try havin a fuckin seizure
cuz you ain't some thug with heaters, you justin beiber with rougher features
this guy vishis is weak, face it.. a dyke bitch an he needs braces
a scared slut with a haircut cops could use as the spike strip in police chases
i told beyond he looked like you, an you'll probably lie an deny it
so try to disguise it, but if ya left eye really worked, why would you hide it?!
i just pray that this nigga's kiddin.. see ya ain't sick, kid admit it
cuz Grind Time told you to go fuck yourself.. so you threw on a wig an did it

Yitty
February 8th, 2011, 03:04 PM

Now he sexting himself - due to the lack of a sister
and he can send himself photos ALL day but still never get the picture
rip that eyebrow from your face, watch the blood squirt off ya'
cus I swore If I ever see a Guy Pearce again I'd shove him in a Hurt locker
the spike swag is ancient! Bitch go buy a hat
cus you really need to hide your heir worse than the Man in the Iron mask
Pauly D on meth, Jerseys wrong secret who's got Zom' fever
seems we've got a Situation - that your Crohns disease stopped puberty completion

Hoard
February 8th, 2011, 04:40 PM

smh shuckss... lmao.



That face is like a horror flick, got some real gruesome sick shit,
i've seen hills have eyes but that nose is so big it has a mouth to go w/ it.
N don't ever offer me head, i don't care if u look like a fem'
i'd say i will never letter even if his mouth pose does look like an 'M'
Rockin' love hearts on your clothes. that alone is just a No.
cuz that jersey shore makes u look more gayer than the show..

I'll edit a bar in later...

TROLL KING
February 8th, 2011, 10:14 PM

u look like fag
u'd look better in drag,
lol, wait u already are,
u wack and bizarre,
u gay fuckin raver,
emo spiky haired roller blader,
compared to you no 1 gayer,
start "raining blood", when i "slay-her"

Outlaw
February 8th, 2011, 11:31 PM

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/shucks.jpg?t=1297134737


That shit's blown, dog. Trust me, I got jokes all day.
Your hair's doing a stand-up job that'd get Dane Cook thrown off stage.
I heard you fuck with GT, bet ya thinkin ya nice now?
This faggot's so wet behind the ears, he's got a clit ring in his eyebrow.
Ain't no way you're pimpin, even if ya game was Vi$hi$.
Bitches'd get a look at that line-up and single you out... rape conviction.
ROFL @ your chain. That necklace is bad for ya health.
If he saw that combo of black and yellow, Wiz Khalifa'd blast you himself.

Kuhn
February 9th, 2011, 06:06 AM

This dudes such a homo he hits on himself then tries ta brag,
like "look at this girl i'm talkin to!" atleast he admits he a bitch smfh fag.
His mom caught him sneakin in late and asked "where the hell did you go today?"
"o i had some ribs takin out to suck my dick, i'm marylin mansons protege".
forreal tho quit bein a hoe and throw that fuckin necklace away,
Usin macaroni to attract hungry hobo's, offerin them food ta be gay for a day.
Bitch looks like pauly off jersey shore, except he aint got the dance moves right...
O he's still fist pumpin............his own asshole every night!

Blue Bayou
February 9th, 2011, 09:36 AM

<- Street veteran.. one punch sensation ya i sting w/ the hands
I can take every New Kid on the Block, let alone this faggot that sings in the band
Jonesy with chrome's disease, that Burd swagger is goofy bro..
lookin like the trance dancin Rufio that woke up after bein roofied hoe
you PASTY fairy, one thing ur face gets must not be sun..
ur skin looks more White Washed then Carlton Banks & Connie Chung
tryna hide ur preference for men.. lol faggot at first sight its a wrap
that pics proof u came out the closet lips puckered wantin some white on ur back

Hush
February 9th, 2011, 11:31 AM

Wise Ways verse
I bet u won all ya bling from a gumball machine, u faggot
if removed from lobe a blackhole appears there that'd swallow any planet
haven't earned those stripes on ya brow, kid ur stoned
he gets caught red handed all the time.. blowin' kisses on his sister's phone
speakin of cellys, like women they have to chug a few
'n get their lean onnnnn before they even wanna TRY to fuck with u
but u don't like vag, it's evident 'n quite clear
least u represent - shout outs to that queer-ring showcased in ya right ear

Hush
February 9th, 2011, 11:39 AM

Alvin Karpis verse
We know ur soft as fuck, all ur features are pussy
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, u just rock them on ur hoody
LMAO eye brow piercings? i don’t care what this man says
Plus that hairdo is gay as fuck, rockin that Spike lee hernandez
Ur on some bitch shit, there’s no way we could miss it
Is that a necklace or did u just finish jump roping with vi$hi$?
Takin pics with all that shit in ya hair, that aint pimpin
Cuz why the fuck u lookin like a hispanic gel gibson