God Of War
02-02-2013, 04:09 PM
Cronus
February 12th, 2011, 10:10 AM
Roast #2: The Roast of Beyond AKA James Flores
READ THE 2ND POST IN THIS THREAD FOR RULES!
http://i55.tinypic.com/103bnt3.jpg
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/beyond.jpg
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14935221/haveuseenthismann.png
pretty sure u all know who this is, his bio, etc..
so let'r rip!
Cronus
February 12th, 2011, 10:11 AM
Roast Rules
You can post whenever before Monday 11:59 PM eastern,
February 14th, 2011
about how many lines you can drop..
you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS
you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ
..General Rules..
once you drop, you can edit your verse
only until someone else drops
editing after someone drops = DQ
you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative
and have fun
there will be three roasts
the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast
everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance
ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST
THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS
C. Gaffle
Neighbor
Tyler Durden
February 12th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Ugly as fuck w/ no life...this bitch is lame
& when he cries over a battle tears only come from 1 eye...lil wayne
But he's actually won a lot. Yond's very modest
Believe it or not he's the 3x champ..........of a staring contest
You can't be THIS wierd looking..we know it's fake
We used him for dna & he posted pics of the deformed clone we made
Your sad as fuck & chicks know i could ball
If a girl got Lost in ya eyes it's cuz 1 of them's projectin that show on the wall.
Knucklehead
February 12th, 2011, 04:00 PM
Raptism to NC, a long road n ur still not the best known
U'd probably jump off that photoshop'd building if u ever left home
don't pick on this swaying fairy and how he likes to dress
'cus that's not SP, it's a custom shirt he made from his Walls of Text
Fuck Bey.. kid's lame. middle finger follows the index..
This faggot gave me the stink eye and I sprayed him with windex
Mag was awhile ago, southpole shirt was just cop'd by this queer
6+ years on forums, & ur hairlines advanced further than ur text career
Josh S.
February 12th, 2011, 05:08 PM
Tbh yonds better than demo, other than that let's go
Just by stepping on his feet I made him vanish.. presto
I dig your x and take her burried treasure
Whether u pen at night or day quil ul be sick never
Dude, stay positive, its just text this shit don't kill
but ur the type to close a suicide letter with a window seel
netcees on this guys dick, I wouldn't deny that
But I'm pretty sure ridick wants his goofy ass eyes back
EmpathE
February 12th, 2011, 08:13 PM
so tired of ya whinin walls of text, give it a rest guy
only time that you was really robbed was when glaucoma took your left eye
we know you don't get pussy, actin like you fly, just stop.
closest bey ever got to titties, was lars milk carton photoshop
and every time this injun takes a L, he gets all fed up
we call you champ cause you look like a boxer who don't put his left up
but keep ya head up, keep your eye on the prize, i know you're weak and thin
but you nice with dem hands, bey, and there's only one eye in win
Hoard
February 12th, 2011, 10:26 PM
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/beyond.jpg
stick to being a faggot bum, girls ur not pulling none
cuz with one eye you look like a monster... mike sulliven.
Gone from hero to zero, every person hates you too boot,
now you got so many cases you can finally pick one matching your suit
but his face is with movies guys, truthfully i do not lie,
title: from the makers of hills have eyes presents 'beyond has eye'
but we're ALL intrigued as to how your sight died,
if u was blinded by wisdom ur brain only works from the right side.
Marcus Aurelius
February 12th, 2011, 10:49 PM
I'm flipping out yo I can't believe this shit
I never knew that ET and Alf fucking had a kid
so the work force got a new breed. but dude please...
we've got a party going now we don't fucking need the room cleaned.
& your looks are real sour. I'm not trying to hurt you
but being out ain't the reason that the milk has curdled
stop acting tough too. you know I don't play.
I see you trying to stick around while your eye's going the other way.
Nes1
February 13th, 2011, 12:49 AM
What happened daddy bust a nut on your eye?
Bet he wiped his dick off all on your tie
I can tell ur broke that first pic was at a motel
And ur drinking 'bud light' but don't blow Ls
Can't even pay for pussy wipin ur ass only time u getn hoe tail
U should suck dick for money, buy a wig and grow nails
I think pre teen bitches got more hair on their pussy then u have on ur head
U aint' looking at the camara more interested in the tranny fag on the bed
Detour
February 13th, 2011, 02:49 AM
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/beyond.jpg
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14935221/haveuseenthismann.png
OMFGROFLMMFAO...
stop cryin an quit cuz ya retarded.. i'm the sickest irregardless
i milked the game for all it's worth, you just the bitch depicted on the cartons
you a kind of soft guy.. who ain't got a clue what life is offline
retired? nah.. only reason you gone is cuz you been out tryna find ya lost eye
i bet you sad, lonely an wishful.. someone give homie a tissue
cuz you ain't ever gon' pull chicks rockin church clothes that don't even fit you
shit is live.. lookin like you been fisted, knifed an sprayed fam
then robbed in a battle, tried beggin for justice an got victimized by Rapeman
Yitty
February 13th, 2011, 10:55 AM
HF, SS, IHH, RW, RF - everywhere you've been victimized guy
first day at NC's he arrived in a shirt and a tie plus an optimistic glint in his eye
A slum dog one dollar, eye jokes are cruel on these peasants
when his owner blinded him with a hot spoon to make more money begging
massage parlor bitch, a professional pansy
has dude's requesting this faggot saying "I hear your nice wit them hands, B"
get of the junk food before you give obesity a test
Looking like Dhalsim stretched for the fridge and had a cardiac arrest
Vulgar.
February 13th, 2011, 03:33 PM
U swallow lube. text holds more weight in your life than a cargo chute
your whole world came crumbling down & looks like your hairline followed suit
Every time you lost on Netcees you started acting like a benevolent skeez
Let's get one thing straight, Eye; you look like Barack Obama with a decrepit disease
A legend, indeed...at being a loser with some Barnum Bailey stubble
The biggest bitch the net's ever witnessed collapse since Scarlet takes a tumble
You ain't a real marksman. You an exiled bitch who applies eye film glosses
& the closest you've ever been been to breast is bein on that milk carton
Hush
February 13th, 2011, 07:19 PM
lmaaaaaaaaao rip beye real spills
You’re a shut-in hermit. Blindness n faggotry is your disease
ironiny is u wore down ya home keys without ever unlocking ya door 2 leave
and you been getting ethered online 4eva, this nigga a rider
so props on having the eye of the tiger that got bit in the eye by a tiger
if u don’t think he’s nice w/ the hands b your out of ur lame mind!!
he cross eyed enuff to watch his front and back at the same time
you aint making south pool look cool..no ones corny as you
your swag aint just watered down, its proof global warming is true
February 12th, 2011, 10:10 AM
Roast #2: The Roast of Beyond AKA James Flores
READ THE 2ND POST IN THIS THREAD FOR RULES!
http://i55.tinypic.com/103bnt3.jpg
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/beyond.jpg
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14935221/haveuseenthismann.png
pretty sure u all know who this is, his bio, etc..
so let'r rip!
Cronus
February 12th, 2011, 10:11 AM
Roast Rules
You can post whenever before Monday 11:59 PM eastern,
February 14th, 2011
about how many lines you can drop..
you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS
you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ
..General Rules..
once you drop, you can edit your verse
only until someone else drops
editing after someone drops = DQ
you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative
and have fun
there will be three roasts
the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast
everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance
ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST
THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS
C. Gaffle
Neighbor
Tyler Durden
February 12th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Ugly as fuck w/ no life...this bitch is lame
& when he cries over a battle tears only come from 1 eye...lil wayne
But he's actually won a lot. Yond's very modest
Believe it or not he's the 3x champ..........of a staring contest
You can't be THIS wierd looking..we know it's fake
We used him for dna & he posted pics of the deformed clone we made
Your sad as fuck & chicks know i could ball
If a girl got Lost in ya eyes it's cuz 1 of them's projectin that show on the wall.
Knucklehead
February 12th, 2011, 04:00 PM
Raptism to NC, a long road n ur still not the best known
U'd probably jump off that photoshop'd building if u ever left home
don't pick on this swaying fairy and how he likes to dress
'cus that's not SP, it's a custom shirt he made from his Walls of Text
Fuck Bey.. kid's lame. middle finger follows the index..
This faggot gave me the stink eye and I sprayed him with windex
Mag was awhile ago, southpole shirt was just cop'd by this queer
6+ years on forums, & ur hairlines advanced further than ur text career
Josh S.
February 12th, 2011, 05:08 PM
Tbh yonds better than demo, other than that let's go
Just by stepping on his feet I made him vanish.. presto
I dig your x and take her burried treasure
Whether u pen at night or day quil ul be sick never
Dude, stay positive, its just text this shit don't kill
but ur the type to close a suicide letter with a window seel
netcees on this guys dick, I wouldn't deny that
But I'm pretty sure ridick wants his goofy ass eyes back
EmpathE
February 12th, 2011, 08:13 PM
so tired of ya whinin walls of text, give it a rest guy
only time that you was really robbed was when glaucoma took your left eye
we know you don't get pussy, actin like you fly, just stop.
closest bey ever got to titties, was lars milk carton photoshop
and every time this injun takes a L, he gets all fed up
we call you champ cause you look like a boxer who don't put his left up
but keep ya head up, keep your eye on the prize, i know you're weak and thin
but you nice with dem hands, bey, and there's only one eye in win
Hoard
February 12th, 2011, 10:26 PM
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/beyond.jpg
stick to being a faggot bum, girls ur not pulling none
cuz with one eye you look like a monster... mike sulliven.
Gone from hero to zero, every person hates you too boot,
now you got so many cases you can finally pick one matching your suit
but his face is with movies guys, truthfully i do not lie,
title: from the makers of hills have eyes presents 'beyond has eye'
but we're ALL intrigued as to how your sight died,
if u was blinded by wisdom ur brain only works from the right side.
Marcus Aurelius
February 12th, 2011, 10:49 PM
I'm flipping out yo I can't believe this shit
I never knew that ET and Alf fucking had a kid
so the work force got a new breed. but dude please...
we've got a party going now we don't fucking need the room cleaned.
& your looks are real sour. I'm not trying to hurt you
but being out ain't the reason that the milk has curdled
stop acting tough too. you know I don't play.
I see you trying to stick around while your eye's going the other way.
Nes1
February 13th, 2011, 12:49 AM
What happened daddy bust a nut on your eye?
Bet he wiped his dick off all on your tie
I can tell ur broke that first pic was at a motel
And ur drinking 'bud light' but don't blow Ls
Can't even pay for pussy wipin ur ass only time u getn hoe tail
U should suck dick for money, buy a wig and grow nails
I think pre teen bitches got more hair on their pussy then u have on ur head
U aint' looking at the camara more interested in the tranny fag on the bed
Detour
February 13th, 2011, 02:49 AM
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/Netceesdotcom/beyond.jpg
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14935221/haveuseenthismann.png
OMFGROFLMMFAO...
stop cryin an quit cuz ya retarded.. i'm the sickest irregardless
i milked the game for all it's worth, you just the bitch depicted on the cartons
you a kind of soft guy.. who ain't got a clue what life is offline
retired? nah.. only reason you gone is cuz you been out tryna find ya lost eye
i bet you sad, lonely an wishful.. someone give homie a tissue
cuz you ain't ever gon' pull chicks rockin church clothes that don't even fit you
shit is live.. lookin like you been fisted, knifed an sprayed fam
then robbed in a battle, tried beggin for justice an got victimized by Rapeman
Yitty
February 13th, 2011, 10:55 AM
HF, SS, IHH, RW, RF - everywhere you've been victimized guy
first day at NC's he arrived in a shirt and a tie plus an optimistic glint in his eye
A slum dog one dollar, eye jokes are cruel on these peasants
when his owner blinded him with a hot spoon to make more money begging
massage parlor bitch, a professional pansy
has dude's requesting this faggot saying "I hear your nice wit them hands, B"
get of the junk food before you give obesity a test
Looking like Dhalsim stretched for the fridge and had a cardiac arrest
Vulgar.
February 13th, 2011, 03:33 PM
U swallow lube. text holds more weight in your life than a cargo chute
your whole world came crumbling down & looks like your hairline followed suit
Every time you lost on Netcees you started acting like a benevolent skeez
Let's get one thing straight, Eye; you look like Barack Obama with a decrepit disease
A legend, indeed...at being a loser with some Barnum Bailey stubble
The biggest bitch the net's ever witnessed collapse since Scarlet takes a tumble
You ain't a real marksman. You an exiled bitch who applies eye film glosses
& the closest you've ever been been to breast is bein on that milk carton
Hush
February 13th, 2011, 07:19 PM
lmaaaaaaaaao rip beye real spills
You’re a shut-in hermit. Blindness n faggotry is your disease
ironiny is u wore down ya home keys without ever unlocking ya door 2 leave
and you been getting ethered online 4eva, this nigga a rider
so props on having the eye of the tiger that got bit in the eye by a tiger
if u don’t think he’s nice w/ the hands b your out of ur lame mind!!
he cross eyed enuff to watch his front and back at the same time
you aint making south pool look cool..no ones corny as you
your swag aint just watered down, its proof global warming is true