God Of War
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Hush
February 18th, 2011, 04:01 PM
This weeks roast =.... ME
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/photoxmas.jpg
Read 2nd post for rules/details
Hush
February 18th, 2011, 04:03 PM
Roast Rules
DROP EARLY BECAUSE THE ROAST CAN END & OPEN FOR VOTING AT ANNNNNNNNY TIME
about how many lines you can drop..
you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS
you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ
..General Rules..
once you drop, you can edit your verse
only until someone else drops
editing after someone drops = DQ
you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative
and have fun
there will be three roasts
the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast
everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance
ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST
THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS
C. Gaffle
Neighbor
PJK
Tyler Durden
MaGiC
February 18th, 2011, 04:42 PM
dude is not tough, in fact he’s a fag n’ i’ve called his bluff
cuz this is him gettin’ all dolled up before he went n’ saw Shuckks
n’ let’s be honest, i promise that u cannot chug a fifth
when THAT mickey’s the only one to touch those cocksuckin’ lips
claimed he had a spouse, but now we see who his true lover b
he tried to play cat n’ mouse... but even it turned the other cheek
n’ i’ve seen him countless times claim he’s lightin’ the trees
but look behind him... n’ you’ll see what this dyke really means
EmpathE
February 18th, 2011, 04:47 PM
unsure of where to begin, can e fit it all in? think!
this hombre playin with dolls first of all. His walls? pink.
don't need the tshirt to know he's flaming, yeah that's right, burn...
look like he bout to get beamed up with them Mr. Spock sideburns
this isn't just a snapshot of holiday cheer
it's hush in his bedroom, that's how it's decorated all year!
it's really sad though, watching hush kissing a mouse
Feliz navi Dad....<-- that's the only kind you'll find in his house
Eviscerate
February 18th, 2011, 05:32 PM
by them tacky pink walls u can tell this rican maricon's livin improverished
that interior gives the inclination there's prolly also plastic on his counches
should've covered ur ugly wood-faced grandma in that frame instead of the porcelain doll
and this skinny fag clearly has a thing for rats, you can tell by how he's gropin his balls
ya broke fam dont sip bubbly during holidays, its clear, they cheers with cheap beers
by the look of them outter hands, you've been dragging your knuckles sometin feirce
knowin u stuck livin in east new york, it must be hard to keep ya head up
nigga i've never seen u with a decent fade, only that busted $3 edge-up
Larsinator
February 18th, 2011, 06:18 PM
LMAO @ THIS NIGGA!
talkin' like one punch could leave me in disneyland. next you in a picture pouting!?
..nigga just how nice with dem hands can you b, when your own are smaller than Mickey Mouses
You certificably fag & never hittin' bitches, spicalicious
..you such a loser even ya user profile more decorated than your crib on christmas..
LMAO this nigga visit dollar stores for presents & his choices appaul
..guess expensive gifts were like the MarvJ confrontation, way you avoided a Mall..
them walls painted black midget pussy pink nigga! you lookin hella soft on the block
..& im about to start wreck at you letting ya barber hit you off with the Spock..
ROFLZZZ
Donnybrook
February 18th, 2011, 06:44 PM
gargantuan ears/eyes/nose got u past border patrol, glad to see
stubby muhfucka - ur senses heightened, but YOU never grew past my knees
w/ THAT chubby ass nose - its nothing for this fag to breathe
highway tunnel nostrils enables this nigga to take 1 breath & it lasts for 3
kissing stuffed animals? this fags flaming - the proof's in his graphic tee
ya satellite ears can both broadcast for & hear the thoughts of the cast of glee
we shouldn't worry if masai pulls a cyber attack, the fact is this
b4 it gets outta hand - hush's potato wedge fingers'll form a catcher's mitt
Alvin Karpis
February 18th, 2011, 07:43 PM
Its obvious ur still in the closet, this guy is tragic
Most people build character, u just kiss disney ones like a faggot
What the fuck his hush doin? real talk this kids a queer
This faggot sure got desperate ever since alien disappeared
Ur always on the internet, ur a nerd that camps in his house
This picture defines ya life, cuz u always have ya hand on a mouse
Settin world records with that head, plus u got the swag of selena
Ya dome could fit more people on it then the saints home after katrina
Pryde
February 18th, 2011, 07:58 PM
this is cute, we finally get to see a picture of your first threesome
which is sad when you notice that even horney smurf is struggling for freedom
are you sure that THIS is the guy that started the 'nice with them hands, b' fame?
this nigga kiss mickey on the mouth..... he just looks down and away in shame
tbh you look like aladdin.... with magic carpet eyebrows
and your FAT PUSSY EARS are seriously slowing the site down
he decorated EVERYTHING himself..... he thought posting his dream high would go unnoticed
he calls this look the 'victor e'..... he's just missing his glowsticks
Detour
February 18th, 2011, 08:31 PM
This weeks roast =.... ME
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/photoxmas.jpg
Read 2nd post for rules/details
nigga that line up on the sideburns look like it was laser etched by a cray supercomputer...
your barber takes his job seriously lol...i'd rag on you just for fun, but it don't even seem that fun right now...
lol @ alvin's hand on a mouse tho'...funny, but how many joke sites you have to dig thru for that concept?
Alvin Karpis
February 19th, 2011, 03:17 AM
shut ya i rock transformer hats when i shop for used bmw's i can't afford ass up
ginger jew
Trickery
February 19th, 2011, 04:37 AM
u aint a crip just cuz u grip the blue, lookin like mister scrooge
mixed with gargamel after capturing a smurf just in time for christmas stew
u aint gung ho guy, lets talk queens n how much informant cash u unfold by
i can't decide who made out as a rat better, micky mouse or u in precinct 105
u need a grip, rockin tiny ass sideburns - i cant even see the shit
those aint mutton chops, ur barber gave u a ceasar to go with those vegan strips
i come with reckless skill, u smoke so now u think ya text is chill?
i heard u been runnin light on tree ever since u finally payed ur electric bill
Sn00p
February 19th, 2011, 10:31 AM
it's disgusting how much you like fur, dude
but you ain't only kissin' Mickey. you're rockin' his sideburns too
& tho you've always been the gayest kid...
the way you turn away from Blue...makes Bayou doubt ya relationship
you'll ever have sex? there'll be a decision soon
ya girl promised to 'show you pink'...& y'all went to the living room
you got ideas, but not each one's great, brother
there's lots of light bulbs above ya head...in all sorts of gay colors
ill nik-A
February 19th, 2011, 10:59 AM
2 minute keyler
this whores dead with that cut it doesnt have to be admitted nor said
cuz u dont only have bangs u have every gay porn enthusiast linin up at ya forehead
I cant quit text cuz everybody wants more so now get torn
I'll just get anotha curtain call while urs were giving encores before I was born
if u're nice with the hands then I'm a killer for sure
I'll take out the garbage but with this flamer's little waste its not even considered a chore
everythings played out on ya pic from wardrobe to house its unfathomable
...that I can use a cum line to describe the relationship with ur stuffed animals
Hoard
February 19th, 2011, 12:45 PM
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/photoxmas.jpg
That hair is fuckin ridiculous. I hope this guy turns,
cuz nothings worse than mickey mouse having the same sideburns.
and you must have downsyndrome, it needs mending bitch
I mean that HEADS so fucking big it needed that emphasis!!
gay you have wetback origin, so it's natural you got scars,
cuz u jumped the border so much u landed in that picture just for Lars.
But posing with those disney guys is relevant you crook,
cuz Mickeys smile proves to us u must be Goofy as fuck.
Wise Ways
February 19th, 2011, 02:10 PM
look at nets biggest fagwod with shit u'd hold when ya twelve
n proof no one wants to see ur PDA- that statue behind you blindfolded herself
ain't polite with dem hands, look we know u like woodies, troll
heard u give ya homies earjobs - believable, it does resemble a tight pussyhole
underneath ur forehead db could knit five thousand sweaters
ironic how u prune bushes ur whole life yet can't manage ya eyebrows abit better
spick ass. beaner ass clown, u do yardwork n rake a'ton of leaves
ur a wet back n it's not bcuz that snowman's body melted hangin from the tree
Josh S.
February 19th, 2011, 09:21 PM
how much u wanna bet there's a hole made in mickies ass
or that smurfs ass.. or any other stuffed animals this kiddy has
ur side burns are pointy, ur eye brows are bushy
ur t-shirt was on discount, and you didn't leave me any cookies
stuffed animals santa left ya broke ass instead of a system
u don't live a plush life style just because you go every where with um
i'm tearing this victim until he moves over quick
you don't even own a fucking car but I can count like 8 hood ornaments
Frank
February 20th, 2011, 08:27 PM
I’ma punch this nigga through the curtains, he gone land in his complex
This Nigga hush been trolling so hard for so long his hands getn brolic
How you get hated on in Australia... then drop this pic with no disclaimer
I’ll tagteam with masia - have him clothsline this flamer
You lucky you look like my neighbor just miniature and the pictures blurred
So you can’t tell... but that’s a gram of bud behind him - he’s just as big a herb
That’s my word, you and marv in the mall would’ve been just as funny as sissy
I bet we’d get a better fight out of the mouse and the smirf
And my moneys on mickey
lol
February 18th, 2011, 04:01 PM
This weeks roast =.... ME
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/photoxmas.jpg
Read 2nd post for rules/details
Hush
February 18th, 2011, 04:03 PM
Roast Rules
DROP EARLY BECAUSE THE ROAST CAN END & OPEN FOR VOTING AT ANNNNNNNNY TIME
about how many lines you can drop..
you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS
you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ
..General Rules..
once you drop, you can edit your verse
only until someone else drops
editing after someone drops = DQ
you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative
and have fun
there will be three roasts
the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast
everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance
ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST
THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS
C. Gaffle
Neighbor
PJK
Tyler Durden
MaGiC
February 18th, 2011, 04:42 PM
dude is not tough, in fact he’s a fag n’ i’ve called his bluff
cuz this is him gettin’ all dolled up before he went n’ saw Shuckks
n’ let’s be honest, i promise that u cannot chug a fifth
when THAT mickey’s the only one to touch those cocksuckin’ lips
claimed he had a spouse, but now we see who his true lover b
he tried to play cat n’ mouse... but even it turned the other cheek
n’ i’ve seen him countless times claim he’s lightin’ the trees
but look behind him... n’ you’ll see what this dyke really means
EmpathE
February 18th, 2011, 04:47 PM
unsure of where to begin, can e fit it all in? think!
this hombre playin with dolls first of all. His walls? pink.
don't need the tshirt to know he's flaming, yeah that's right, burn...
look like he bout to get beamed up with them Mr. Spock sideburns
this isn't just a snapshot of holiday cheer
it's hush in his bedroom, that's how it's decorated all year!
it's really sad though, watching hush kissing a mouse
Feliz navi Dad....<-- that's the only kind you'll find in his house
Eviscerate
February 18th, 2011, 05:32 PM
by them tacky pink walls u can tell this rican maricon's livin improverished
that interior gives the inclination there's prolly also plastic on his counches
should've covered ur ugly wood-faced grandma in that frame instead of the porcelain doll
and this skinny fag clearly has a thing for rats, you can tell by how he's gropin his balls
ya broke fam dont sip bubbly during holidays, its clear, they cheers with cheap beers
by the look of them outter hands, you've been dragging your knuckles sometin feirce
knowin u stuck livin in east new york, it must be hard to keep ya head up
nigga i've never seen u with a decent fade, only that busted $3 edge-up
Larsinator
February 18th, 2011, 06:18 PM
LMAO @ THIS NIGGA!
talkin' like one punch could leave me in disneyland. next you in a picture pouting!?
..nigga just how nice with dem hands can you b, when your own are smaller than Mickey Mouses
You certificably fag & never hittin' bitches, spicalicious
..you such a loser even ya user profile more decorated than your crib on christmas..
LMAO this nigga visit dollar stores for presents & his choices appaul
..guess expensive gifts were like the MarvJ confrontation, way you avoided a Mall..
them walls painted black midget pussy pink nigga! you lookin hella soft on the block
..& im about to start wreck at you letting ya barber hit you off with the Spock..
ROFLZZZ
Donnybrook
February 18th, 2011, 06:44 PM
gargantuan ears/eyes/nose got u past border patrol, glad to see
stubby muhfucka - ur senses heightened, but YOU never grew past my knees
w/ THAT chubby ass nose - its nothing for this fag to breathe
highway tunnel nostrils enables this nigga to take 1 breath & it lasts for 3
kissing stuffed animals? this fags flaming - the proof's in his graphic tee
ya satellite ears can both broadcast for & hear the thoughts of the cast of glee
we shouldn't worry if masai pulls a cyber attack, the fact is this
b4 it gets outta hand - hush's potato wedge fingers'll form a catcher's mitt
Alvin Karpis
February 18th, 2011, 07:43 PM
Its obvious ur still in the closet, this guy is tragic
Most people build character, u just kiss disney ones like a faggot
What the fuck his hush doin? real talk this kids a queer
This faggot sure got desperate ever since alien disappeared
Ur always on the internet, ur a nerd that camps in his house
This picture defines ya life, cuz u always have ya hand on a mouse
Settin world records with that head, plus u got the swag of selena
Ya dome could fit more people on it then the saints home after katrina
Pryde
February 18th, 2011, 07:58 PM
this is cute, we finally get to see a picture of your first threesome
which is sad when you notice that even horney smurf is struggling for freedom
are you sure that THIS is the guy that started the 'nice with them hands, b' fame?
this nigga kiss mickey on the mouth..... he just looks down and away in shame
tbh you look like aladdin.... with magic carpet eyebrows
and your FAT PUSSY EARS are seriously slowing the site down
he decorated EVERYTHING himself..... he thought posting his dream high would go unnoticed
he calls this look the 'victor e'..... he's just missing his glowsticks
Detour
February 18th, 2011, 08:31 PM
This weeks roast =.... ME
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/photoxmas.jpg
Read 2nd post for rules/details
nigga that line up on the sideburns look like it was laser etched by a cray supercomputer...
your barber takes his job seriously lol...i'd rag on you just for fun, but it don't even seem that fun right now...
lol @ alvin's hand on a mouse tho'...funny, but how many joke sites you have to dig thru for that concept?
Alvin Karpis
February 19th, 2011, 03:17 AM
shut ya i rock transformer hats when i shop for used bmw's i can't afford ass up
ginger jew
Trickery
February 19th, 2011, 04:37 AM
u aint a crip just cuz u grip the blue, lookin like mister scrooge
mixed with gargamel after capturing a smurf just in time for christmas stew
u aint gung ho guy, lets talk queens n how much informant cash u unfold by
i can't decide who made out as a rat better, micky mouse or u in precinct 105
u need a grip, rockin tiny ass sideburns - i cant even see the shit
those aint mutton chops, ur barber gave u a ceasar to go with those vegan strips
i come with reckless skill, u smoke so now u think ya text is chill?
i heard u been runnin light on tree ever since u finally payed ur electric bill
Sn00p
February 19th, 2011, 10:31 AM
it's disgusting how much you like fur, dude
but you ain't only kissin' Mickey. you're rockin' his sideburns too
& tho you've always been the gayest kid...
the way you turn away from Blue...makes Bayou doubt ya relationship
you'll ever have sex? there'll be a decision soon
ya girl promised to 'show you pink'...& y'all went to the living room
you got ideas, but not each one's great, brother
there's lots of light bulbs above ya head...in all sorts of gay colors
ill nik-A
February 19th, 2011, 10:59 AM
2 minute keyler
this whores dead with that cut it doesnt have to be admitted nor said
cuz u dont only have bangs u have every gay porn enthusiast linin up at ya forehead
I cant quit text cuz everybody wants more so now get torn
I'll just get anotha curtain call while urs were giving encores before I was born
if u're nice with the hands then I'm a killer for sure
I'll take out the garbage but with this flamer's little waste its not even considered a chore
everythings played out on ya pic from wardrobe to house its unfathomable
...that I can use a cum line to describe the relationship with ur stuffed animals
Hoard
February 19th, 2011, 12:45 PM
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/photoxmas.jpg
That hair is fuckin ridiculous. I hope this guy turns,
cuz nothings worse than mickey mouse having the same sideburns.
and you must have downsyndrome, it needs mending bitch
I mean that HEADS so fucking big it needed that emphasis!!
gay you have wetback origin, so it's natural you got scars,
cuz u jumped the border so much u landed in that picture just for Lars.
But posing with those disney guys is relevant you crook,
cuz Mickeys smile proves to us u must be Goofy as fuck.
Wise Ways
February 19th, 2011, 02:10 PM
look at nets biggest fagwod with shit u'd hold when ya twelve
n proof no one wants to see ur PDA- that statue behind you blindfolded herself
ain't polite with dem hands, look we know u like woodies, troll
heard u give ya homies earjobs - believable, it does resemble a tight pussyhole
underneath ur forehead db could knit five thousand sweaters
ironic how u prune bushes ur whole life yet can't manage ya eyebrows abit better
spick ass. beaner ass clown, u do yardwork n rake a'ton of leaves
ur a wet back n it's not bcuz that snowman's body melted hangin from the tree
Josh S.
February 19th, 2011, 09:21 PM
how much u wanna bet there's a hole made in mickies ass
or that smurfs ass.. or any other stuffed animals this kiddy has
ur side burns are pointy, ur eye brows are bushy
ur t-shirt was on discount, and you didn't leave me any cookies
stuffed animals santa left ya broke ass instead of a system
u don't live a plush life style just because you go every where with um
i'm tearing this victim until he moves over quick
you don't even own a fucking car but I can count like 8 hood ornaments
Frank
February 20th, 2011, 08:27 PM
I’ma punch this nigga through the curtains, he gone land in his complex
This Nigga hush been trolling so hard for so long his hands getn brolic
How you get hated on in Australia... then drop this pic with no disclaimer
I’ll tagteam with masia - have him clothsline this flamer
You lucky you look like my neighbor just miniature and the pictures blurred
So you can’t tell... but that’s a gram of bud behind him - he’s just as big a herb
That’s my word, you and marv in the mall would’ve been just as funny as sissy
I bet we’d get a better fight out of the mouse and the smirf
And my moneys on mickey
lol