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God Of War
02-02-2013, 04:11 PM
Hush
February 21st, 2011, 01:58 PM

This weeks roast is...... RUPTURE

Yes folks Rup. aka Truclucent aka Cholera aka Leatherface aka Brawler aka Neplus aka Blackbeard aka Kavil

taking beatings over numerous aliases for a combined netcees.com record of 15-31. Shameful tbh.. he's kissed a boy and he liked it, he's posed in bra's , he's taken bottled cumshots to the iris, hes battled leukemia, depression and malnutrition. Now he returns to NC to apparently save txt??? Iunno. but when you look like this you shouldn't talk sideways to anbody.


http://www.netcees.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=115&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1270426305
http://i51.tinypic.com/25tubdy.jpg
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Hush
February 21st, 2011, 01:59 PM

Roast Rules
DROP EARLY BECAUSE THE ROAST CAN END & OPEN FOR VOTING AT ANNNNNNNNY TIME

about how many lines you can drop..

you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS

you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ

..General Rules..
once you drop, you can edit your verse
only until someone else drops
editing after someone drops = DQ
you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative
and have fun

there will be three roasts
the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast
everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance

ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST

THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS
C. Gaffle
Neighbor
PJK
Tyler Durden
Beyond
ill-nikA

Rawnold Macdonyall
February 21st, 2011, 02:22 PM

Look at the lil fuck, with his buzz cut
bottom feeder, only thing he'll ever rupture is his abdominal sphencter
cross dressing, to wong fu ass; makin Julie Newmar jealous
ur not nice to guys; Cholera is hard to catch, unless u screwin fellas
Thanks for everything, u little tranny bitch
ur the sole reason for Ru Pauls celebrity, and why he became who he is
Damn sodomite, I almost wanna drop a gay line
but I'll end this easy, Rup believe me; I don't need the hate crime.

Lefty
February 21st, 2011, 03:48 PM

no

Cronus
February 21st, 2011, 04:32 PM

I don't even need the first 2 pics lol..

http://i52.tinypic.com/1085v85.jpg

took one look at this English fag and immediately stopped in awe
his uncle said he's a strapping young lad, so he took it literal and copped a bra
that's the whackest steez. prewritin bitch wishin u could rap a free
and u probably 'can sir', but first u need to worry about surviving that disease
I already owned u twice, which u hated to see. now I'm makin it 3
funny how u have a backseat behind u, cuz that's what u've always taken to me
I weigh 200 but u ain't passin one, so why the fuck u actin up?
the first bitch with no shirt on that still has a white collar resembling Dracula's

Hoard
February 21st, 2011, 05:52 PM

http://www.netcees.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=115&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1270426305
ur the ugliest type. one punch will make ya chin droopier,
cuz with that glass eye u look like u should be - Beyond Jr.
not to mention u look gay as fuck. bet i'll leave a scar,
only reason u got on a bra is to audition for a place in shuckks avatar.
and that battle you took must've been ya biggest regret,
cuz Bags went over your head...
Irony 101: the bars in your verse had the same effect..
whack groupie. your dead weight just admit flamer you suck,
you let a guy peck you on the cheek..
we should let a whole species of birds do that to you for being gay as fuck

Mech.
February 21st, 2011, 08:35 PM

This pic I say is enough, I cringe when seeing this punk
Its like 1 fag, four cups, and a horse face feelin him up
and that pose with the dumb heffer, the truth is more than a stunt fella
in terms of bikini bottoms, we know she's fillin' the front better
The chicken or the egg, its not the thought of the past
Cause with you the first to come... is always a cock in your ass
You mackin is nothin but fiction, its making me laugh at the vision
How's that bitch got bigger arms than you, complete with hands of a midget?


No, homo.

Alvin Karpis
February 21st, 2011, 08:48 PM

last 2 pics

Damn homey, u look strung out cuz ur so thin
Why u got ET’s neck & ricky hatton's face after a coke binge
Ur a skinny faggot, u can’t fight, ur not the type to tussle
U got a bird chest & it’s pretty sad when he has twice the muscle
U went ghost after gettin exposed, shit we wouldn’t care if u died
If it was a kiss of death, it has nuthun on the one u shared with that guy
U can’t pull dimes, ur a hideous creature & a scared clown
Plus ur fuckin a chubby bitch & ur friends fuckin pjk with his hair down

Vulgar.
February 21st, 2011, 10:30 PM

http://i52.tinypic.com/1085v85.jpg

U ain't nice w/ them ferret paws, b. ya weak w/ handspeed
You look like the Doug cartoon infused with the genes of a Swedish tranny
W/ dem rodent features, I wanna punch you in that white face
Your chest bone looks fragile.. if she bear-hugged u you might break
U hardly rebel. Check out this lil' angel's Polly Pocket freckles.
A halo appeared over your head because your faggotry reached godly levels
Them girls fugly.. iono know how u deal with that fuckin' filth..
Chickenheads or not, u'll always look like a bald one that's been bathed in buttermilk

Midas
February 22nd, 2011, 12:31 AM

http://i52.tinypic.com/1085v85.jpg

Looks like...

U're a no-name. A ho that needs rogaine, & converses with bitches on cocaine
A wheat flower noodle, who can't keep his homo tendencies on the Lo Mein.
The whole pics a sad scene, this frail bitch got plenty a' bad genes...
His Longneck could generate tourism in Thailand, if it was decorated in Brass Rings.
U & ya man gay cases. Can tell ya get intimate, look at how you make faces.
Ya bitches 'backbiting' you hoes, cause you fags enjoy when ya trade places!

http://i51.tinypic.com/25tubdy.jpg

Sucking cock? he's not exempt from such. a bitch? he been that much.
Cause the "Rupee" we know, is gay. & nothin but fags are "tempted to touch."

Detour
February 22nd, 2011, 04:31 AM

pjk

why you mention my name in every verse you drop? OBSESSIVE SHIT SON...

but lol @ rupture...

rup's night began when he started chuggin that gin up in his palm
till every bit of it was gone..
then finished it along side final words, takin pictures in their bra's
i already made the finals, but i'll still diss you.. your face is funky
so pale it ain't got an ounce of color, but it's still seven shades of ugly

blah...pz

Orc
February 22nd, 2011, 07:28 AM

http://www.netcees.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=115&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1270426305

u cant take a punch. weak chin, yo dont even boast..
or i'ma take this moment & put THAT glass to ya jaw like im proposing a toast
champ shit? son, you NEVER did. dudes irrelevant..
u being the revival of text ain't a joke. shitt, it's every Karpis line he ever flipped
ur dying soon. so i hope ya at least gotta brother son shit.
i getitt, u musta named yaself Truc after what ran over ya mothers stomach
never been sick at text. gotta admit nerd is just wack..
closest Rup got to a Monster, is the fat dude ironically wearin the shirt in the back

Yitty
February 22nd, 2011, 12:58 PM

Put Vodka in his retina, this homo's got bad habits
As he takes shots to the eye .. from homeless Slavic crack addicts
a passive fag, mutant stunt double from the hills have eyes
with Ethiopians organizing food and clothes drives just to keep him alive
and I don't know whats worse for this loud bitch
that you let a another man Kiss you or that you're so smug about it
I'd take it to the boxing ring, and bring a G-stance
but you'd think your limbs were a card game how they'd snap if we match

Beyond
February 22nd, 2011, 04:47 PM

I've seen a lotta ways to cottle drank and I gotta say it's somethin, kid.
People ask if I was Shot In The Eye and my response is 'I'm not as gay as Rupture is.'
You've got gay clout, I don't have to say now that your death is at hand.
I ain't seen a Kiss-n Gene that gay since Simmons made out with the rest of the band.
You're lookin spent, let me show what this crooked bitch is in for.
Your countrymen only call you a Cheeky Fellow cuz faggots put their lips against yours.
He stay grippin nuts when it's over, Rupture would blow his friend.
But 36 double D's ain't your cup size, it's you in a threesome with a couple of older men.

Marcus Aurelius
February 22nd, 2011, 06:44 PM

wearing bra's bro? that seems to be your norm...
with such a sweet looking face is it wrong I'm a little turned on? :confused:
the down syndrome spokesperson. he's a rowdy loser
y r u looking in tht bottle?! I already see you've got a cloudy future.
fuck around I'll shoot ya. 2 to the chest.
the kiss of death to ur social life. but that pic already handled that.
ain't too many things big with this jaded fan
but I hope capcom's getting checks cause ur nose is pretty mega man.

Badweather
February 22nd, 2011, 07:03 PM

http://www.netcees.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=115&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1270426305

i seen the other pics...comin' out the closet at full throttle
what's the problem? couldn't find confidence at the bottom of the bottle?
he loves cock, when it comes to blow "jobs" he puts in lots of work
his jaw's for sperm, just ask the guy in the monster shirt
scrawny twerp, you should be pummeled and beaten to death
i'll lay this bitch FLAT, while he pretends to have double d's in his chest
fuck your face...you look like a limp-wristed Mr. Lundgren
pissed you don't get kisses when you persistently get dissed by yer husband
http://i52.tinypic.com/1085v85.jpg

Megahedron
February 22nd, 2011, 10:56 PM

Oh look at this adrogynous chick
What the fuck you mean "she" got a dick
Goddamn this fucker is a grade A faggot actin up
With a face only a mother would love and I'd beat with a bat but
he already looks enough like a horrendous disgrace
even his bitches are calling him Leatherface
But of course not for the way that he's spitting
Cause he's spitting semen from all the dicks he's been kissing