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God Of War
02-02-2013, 04:11 PM
Hush
February 25th, 2011, 09:15 AM

Final Roast is.....Netcees own Britfag.. BARON MYND


You may recognize him from his youtube videos spitting jarbled garbage in a language he claims is english. You may know him from the discussion forum, where he trolls and lols. You may know him from his 20 yrs on the interwebs being a faggot. Regardless you most likely know him. So have at this Dont Flop Flopper

http://i52.tinypic.com/inal9g.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/2v1sns6.jpg


and.............smfh

http://i52.tinypic.com/10pynhw.jpg



SEE RULES IN NEXT POST

Hush
February 25th, 2011, 09:16 AM

Roast Rules
DROP EARLY BECAUSE THE ROAST CAN END & OPEN FOR VOTING AT ANNNNNNNNY TIME

about how many lines you can drop..

you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS

you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ

..General Rules..
once you drop, you can edit your verse
only until someone else drops
editing after someone drops = DQ
you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for
the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative
and have fun

there will be three roasts
the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast
everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance

THOSE WHO HAVE ADVANCED TO FINALS AND CAN PARTICIPATE IN THIS
C. Gaffle
Neighbor
PJK
Tyler Durden
Beyond
ill-nikA
Cronus
Orc

Outlaw
February 25th, 2011, 10:25 PM

Saw this faggot on Don’t Flop, u made a career outta bein gay…
Funny, that test u got’s screamin chlamydia… but that face u got’s screamin AIDS
Chubby bitch try’na blend in, ass hair growin on ur upper lip…
I’d let myself go, too… If my girl looked EXACTLY like the same guy Rupture kissed
Ur not a stud, claimin u pull dimes… stop it, son
Is that beaver fur? Lemme skip to the last pic… NOW I know where u got it from
British fag with that Uncle Buck swag, I’m pullin the trigger back
They say Love is a Battlefield, so u and that troll bitch must be a mirror match

Tyler Durden
February 26th, 2011, 01:37 PM

LMAOOO..doin the last 2 pics..


Through hs you & ya friends got swirleys buddy
If i got invited to ya party i'd never let myself go - you did that in ya early 20's.
I see where ya at. Can't do any better maggot
& it's no surprise amy whinehouse goes for fat & ugly dudes in leather jackets
& to dance with that fat cunt means ya were gone/on crack
You look like that fat fuck from animal house & that hippo your with belongs in that
Dancing with a creature, he's probably sober too
Most of us couldn't stomach that bitch - your letting her rub hers all over you

Cronus
February 26th, 2011, 03:21 PM

http://i52.tinypic.com/10pynhw.jpg

lmao @ this Brit..

so wigs is what u fellas wear? I highly doubt it's hair
all I see is 'a lad in' over his head, who should use that magic carpet to get outta there
jam looks sweet. the type'a meet to cause a street war
that was a party for the ages, and u ended up with the only 45 year old obese whore
shit's kinda like Jersey Shore. not to give u daps kid
fuck a grenade whistle. u'd need a fence, nuke suit and radiation detector for that bitch
u got bling? never. yet u think ur the coolest thing ever
congrats. some dude's bowing to u cuz ur fashion sense says ur related to King Edward

C. Gaffle
February 26th, 2011, 04:05 PM

first & last pic lol

Hold up! Chlamydia, neck rolls and this shits FAIR
not to mention hangin out with fat chicks...n still bein ugliest BITCH there
Are u tryna give Dont Flop ammo...Baron are u THAT far gone?
..that last truck u standin with..u shouldnt of even needed the Car Fax on
& that pee test aint promisin – neither are the yellow teeth believe me
I knew swimmin with ALL those fish...u were bound to get seaweed
betta make for the balcony n' wait for the pavement splat
then Baron'll be a-lab-brit...cos his tastes neva indicated that

Detour
February 26th, 2011, 07:08 PM

http://i52.tinypic.com/inal9g.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/2v1sns6.jpg


and.............smfh

http://i52.tinypic.com/10pynhw.jpg

haha only time you rollin hard's when you troll as Lars...

he ain't no slim rapper, but i thought this gimp bastard was thinner
got that run thru bitch in ya Kungfugrip, an you look like HIM.. after a bender
on coke rocks.. you ain't get no STD's from slingin these hoes cock
now bro stop, you've had chlamydia ever since Oshea raped you in Don't Flop
you ain't scary.. pipe down, you can barely write.. an ya just relish
in bein a hairy white clown, with a pair of eyebrows that'd make Hush jealous
i hope you lay off the biscuits an steaks, an i ain't dissin ya weight
but why the FUCK do you get progressively fatter with every picture you take

Beyond
February 26th, 2011, 08:13 PM

You’re gay and average, you shouldn’t be makin battle raps
Went from catchin Chlamydia, to Soul catchin a body when he raped your faggot ass
You’re the fakest hater, you’re seen takin layers of jizz
They call me Cyclops cuz of my eye, they call you it cuz ur shades are gayer than his
You’re shook n it’s tru, fatass I see you looking for poon
Don’t have to be 'nice wit dem hands, b' when u hit on girls w. bigger pussies than u
I’ll stay trashin you forever, it’s so tragic when I sever kids
Fuck Lamabator… those wigs make you look like more of a faggot than his ever did

Orc
February 28th, 2011, 09:38 AM

smh

take the stupid test tube shit & just drop it dude
2 things u dont have - friends or sex. so even chlamydia wouldnt be caught with u
that girls despicable. if u were my son i'd never let fat whores back
i'd incinerate ya.. but even if u 'turned to ash' it'd still mean u caught THAT snorlax
u ugly as hell. i dunno how what u coming withs felt
irony 101: posing with the fattest girl i've EVER seen yet still lookn chubby yaself
who's afraid of a lame 20 account having fat fuck rotten brit?