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Ghost1
10-14-2013, 06:13 PM
YEA I SAID JACKED OFF

FAGGITS.

R U SPOSED TO FREEZE GO GURT!??!

BROS I AM SO FOCUSED

MY CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM FEELS QUESTIONABLE RIGHT NOW!

Neighbor
10-14-2013, 06:15 PM
Whatchu drinking?

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 06:19 PM
ASSAULT

Cashius
10-14-2013, 06:36 PM
Is this your first time taking a stim?

I still remember my first time. I was throwing weights across the gym, slapping the gym manager, ejaculating all over the mirrors...

Witty
10-14-2013, 06:37 PM
I am happy for you.

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 06:42 PM
Is this your first time taking a stim?

I still remember my first time. I was throwing weights across the gym, slapping the gym manager, ejaculating all over the mirrors...


LOL

YES FIRST TIME.

AND IM RELIEVED TO HEAR THAT IS THE ACCEPTABLE PROCEDURE. SURELY THESE PENDING CHARGES WONT STICK.

Diode
10-14-2013, 06:46 PM
enjoy your watery shits.

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 06:46 PM
Sounds like the first time I took a stacker 2 back when they had large amounts of ephedrine in them ...

FDA had since banned ephedrine use as a stimulant

But I felt like my skin was popping and locking as my heart had a beat only the micro machine man could narrate

Chyeahhh!!!
10-14-2013, 07:02 PM
whatever happened to just working out though?

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:02 PM
Oooooooo shittt brossss... I'm jackkkked on these viagrasss they really woRrrkk BROSS...

Nah Fuck y'all FAGGITS

........... Nobody cares guy.

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:08 PM
Everybody cares.

And u care the most.

Wepcome to another one of my threads where every1 likes me.

Enjoy all of ur threads where every1 calls u faggit and junky.....

I have defined ur boarding experience here.

Look at me king.

namix
10-14-2013, 07:09 PM
Is this your first time taking a stim?

I still remember my first time. I was throwing weights across the gym, slapping the gym manager, ejaculating all over the mirrors...

haha

Strikta
10-14-2013, 07:09 PM
The Monster Assualt?

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:12 PM
Everybody cares.

And u care the most.

Wepcome to another one of my threads where every1 likes me.

Enjoy all of ur threads where every1 calls u faggit and junky.....

I have defined ur boarding experience here.

Look at me king.

Why u want me to look at u all the time chubs?

namix
10-14-2013, 07:13 PM
Sounds like the first time I took a stacker 2 back when they had large amounts of ephedrine in them ...

FDA had since banned ephedrine use as a stimulant

But I felt like my skin was popping and locking as my heart had a beat only the micro machine man could narrate

haha hell yea for sure man

from freshman to sophomore year in college i dropped to like single digits in body fat because of that shit --- i held on to a LEGIT 6 pack for about 14 months, but due to rugby, grew my keg back.


i think my heart still reacts to coffee too aggressively ever since --- not a medical fact, just personal observation... it coulda been handles of liquor through the years too lol

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:13 PM
Im not fat. I would punch ur head off 10x

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:14 PM
Everybody cares.

And u care the most.

Wepcome to another one of my threads where every1 likes me.

Enjoy all of ur threads where every1 calls u faggit and junky.....

I have defined ur boarding experience here.

Look at me king.

whatever happened to just working out though?

Fat ppl don't work out King

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:15 PM
Im not fat. I would punch ur head off 10x

haha bags the physic how'd u know I was gonna call u fat? Or u referring to the chubs.

Fucking chubby mahfucka

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 07:19 PM
haha hell yea for sure man

from freshman to sophomore year in college i dropped to like single digits in body fat because of that shit --- i held on to a LEGIT 6 pack for about 14 months, but due to rugby, grew my keg back.


i think my heart still reacts to coffee too aggressively ever since --- not a medical fact, just personal observation... it coulda been handles of liquor through the years too lol

I swear I had more heart attack scares then fred g Sanford while taking stacker 2 for like over 2 years straight

I weighed 198 ( 6'1" pretty solid but could only see a four pack after running in July and nearly dehydrated ) and ran at least 5 miles a day ...

But word I feel like my heart skips beats now like legitimately because of that shit ... Didn't gain too much weight back after stopping though it took a few bad knees, a marriage and pregnancy to plump me up again ... On my way back down the weight scale but this time it's natural no medications or weight loss supplements

PancakeBrah
10-14-2013, 07:21 PM
Bags is about to get stupid brolic right now.

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:21 PM
What's ur expert opinion for Anthony franky? Will this help him lose a couple lbs? He's been trying to slim up alil bit...

PancakeBrah
10-14-2013, 07:21 PM
Or just board all night at heretofore unprecedented levels of caps and energy.

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:27 PM
Im gonna hertoforeto gambles drug riddled chest cavity with a fucking truckstop.

HEY FRANK HEY FRANKYYYY

MY ONLY FRIEND ON NETCEES

REMEMBER WHEN U TOOK PITY ON ME AFTER BAGS VERBALLY PUT ME INTO A MENTAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL THAT CAUSED MY ESTROGEN TO RISE 9%

WELL DO U?

K

WELL THAT TIME MADE ME THINK WERE BROS

SO NOW IM GOING TI REACH IUT TO U FOR HELP ON MAKING BAGS RESPECT ME BY ATTEMPTING TO INSULT HIM

I JUST NEED U TO SAY SOME THING CLEVER IR SIMPLY QUOTE ME AND SAY ROFLZZZZ


K FRANK

K!??!

Allen Knight
10-14-2013, 07:29 PM
Everytime I see a gamble post its a fail lmao wat a dumb faggot
I think he needs a time out from nc about 7 day ban

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 07:30 PM
Nah I'm good Shogun Dinero ... I have a diet that works and an active lifestyle and very active job if I don't lose at least a real 2 lbs a week not no weigh myself after I starved for a day and took a big shit that morning I mean a solid 2 lbs it's because I slept all day for 7 days and ate like shit which hasn't happened in over 5 months ...

Results have been skewed because I lost over 20lbs in the hospital but that was because I was I didn't eat for 3 days and was between 9 and 15% dehydrated so a lot of that was fluid

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:31 PM
Lol looks like I hit a nerve

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:32 PM
Nah I'm good Shogun Dinero ... I have a diet that works and an active lifestyle and very active job if I don't lose at least a real 2 lbs a week not no weigh myself after I starved for a day and took a big shit that morning I mean a solid 2 lbs it's because I slept all day for 7 days and ate like shit which hasn't happened in over 5 months ...

Results have been skewed because I lost over 20lbs in the hospital but that was because I was I didn't eat for 3 days and was between 9 and 15% dehydrated so a lot of that was fluid

Lol u crack me up frank

I said u have any advice for chubby boy

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:34 PM
Nope nice try junky.

THE CLUTCH INTERNET RESORT TO LOSING AN ARGUMENT "OH HAHA.LOLZOR UR MAD"

WILL JOT WORK HERE


U ARE A FUCKING TRY HARD PIECE OF SHIT.

AN NOW UR IN THE SHARK TANK AN VERITAS ISNT HERE TO PROTECT UR FRAGILE MIND.

I SWEAR TI THE HOLY GHOST I WILL FUCK U

I WILL COME TO WHATEVER SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD UR PARENTS RESIDE AND I WILL FORCEDULKY ENTER UR DOMICILE....THEN I WILL FORCEFULLY ENTUR U.

PancakeBrah
10-14-2013, 07:35 PM
I WILL FORCEDULKY ENTER UR DOMICILE....THEN I WILL FORCEFULLY ENTUR U.

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:37 PM
Jahahahahahahaha

I love it

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 07:38 PM
Ohh I got of backwards I skim shit them my daughter takes my iphone and runs with it

Bags has lost some good weight ... Poverty will do that to a man ... I've been on that I make too much for food stamps but bought the good liquor instead of eating real food diet for many years

PancakeBrah
10-14-2013, 07:41 PM
Jahahahahahahaha

I love it

I think you mistook my meaning.

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:43 PM
I was down to 170

Im back up to 210

Feelin DIESEL

namix
10-14-2013, 07:44 PM
I swear I had more heart attack scares then fred g Sanford while taking stacker 2 for like over 2 years straight

I weighed 198 ( 6'1" pretty solid but could only see a four pack after running in July and nearly dehydrated ) and ran at least 5 miles a day ...

But word I feel like my heart skips beats now like legitimately because of that shit ... Didn't gain too much weight back after stopping though it took a few bad knees, a marriage and pregnancy to plump me up again ... On my way back down the weight scale but this time it's natural no medications or weight loss supplements

Yea frank for sure bro... a marriage and a pregnancy (on the wife's side lol) did the same for me.

i'm 6' even -- when i graduated HS i weighed 215 --- a year and 4 months later, due in large part to stacker 2, 2-4 miles a day (and to the st. louis arch and back to SLU for 12 miles on the weekend) and calories only from subway and vodka -- as i went into sophomore year in college i was fuckin 165

i literally dropped 50 lbs, and i was like a '8 man' in rugby if that means anything -- as in, shit, not washboard abs before by ANY stretch of the imagination --- but like just a thick/solid irish dude who could get it done in headbutt wars lol --- 50 lbs drop wasnt even natural for me... if i ate like a vegan i should be like 185 lol

but word, a 50lbs drop, i had all those crazy striations and shit --- but i still would rather be able to headbutt a car bumper and make the shit rock at the end of the day, so im back to "daddy weight" haha

alas, i just wanted to have a paddywack six pack once before i die... and thanks to stacker 2, and ephedra, i am pretty sure we will both die younger now haha

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 07:44 PM
I was down to 170

Im back up to 210

Feelin DIESEL

A lot of weight though homie 40 lbs is a ton to carry around even if it is muscle

How tall are you ?

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:46 PM
I think you mistook my meaning.

Wasn't talking to u guy

u heard that bagsy, poverty will do that to a man

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:46 PM
5'10

I feel nice.....

Thinkin i could be at 225 cut an be goooooood

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:47 PM
5'11, 190 I flex on niggas, wooo

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:47 PM
Wasn't talking to u guy

u heard that bagsy, poverty will do that to a man



SEE BAGS SEE!!

SEE MY FRIEND FRANK IS HELPING ME! !!!

HE ROASTED U!!!!

HAHA CHUBALUB!

UR SO CHUBBY

AHHAHAH

KENNY ROGERS111!!!!Q

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 07:50 PM
5'10

I feel nice.....

Thinkin i could be at 225 cut an be goooooood

I'm 6'1" and 225 is my final destination I think ... If I get their by next spring I'll be a happy man ... Doctor still tells me I need to be at 185 to be off the overweight line on the BMI but I haven't weight 185 since 7th grade lol

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:51 PM
LMAO

relax bubba, it's not good to get all worked up.. Don't forget about ur cholesterol level

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 07:51 PM
SEE BAGS SEE!!

SEE MY FRIEND FRANK IS HELPING ME! !!!

HE ROASTED U!!!!

HAHA CHUBALUB!

UR SO CHUBBY

AHHAHAH

KENNY ROGERS111!!!!Q

I'm not sure who improvise is ... But I know we all sacrificed meal to go out an grab a bottle of something nice on more then one occasion

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 07:54 PM
Lol, frank it's me Shogun. Got a name change, lol

namix
10-14-2013, 07:55 PM
I'm not sure who improvise is ... But I know we all sacrificed meal to go out an grab a bottle of something nice on more then one occasion

dude that was so true too haha

but then eventually you just stop sacrificing the meal and continue enjoying the bottle

and that moment means you've hit one or two milestones: you're life is either 100% put together, or about to 100% fall apart lol

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 07:55 PM
Its gamble...boarding at levels lower then even i had anticipated.

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:01 PM
ASSAULT

EEEE he's drinking ass with salt

Frank Metts
10-14-2013, 08:02 PM
dude that was so true too haha

but then eventually you just stop sacrificing the meal and continue enjoying the bottle

and that moment means you've hit one or two milestones: you're life is either 100% put together, or about to 100% fall apart lol

I gave up the bottle awhile ago ... Stop sacrificing meals long before that though lol

But I remember starting out in the real world and having to make decisions like do I show up with this $50 dollar bottle of belvedere or do I eat for the week ?

Do I buy these 3 triple stack ecstasy pills or do I eat this week?

I'd get creative when hungry too ... Canned goods mixed with oddles of noodles .. Spices , hot sauce ... Tap water with lemon juice in it

But I had mad fun that one night by Wednesday I was bumming money off co workers to eat lunch or telling them to grab me something from Wendy's and when they get back tell them I lost my wallet or didn't have cash on me then duck them like I forgot to stop at the bank machine till the next pay day

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 08:02 PM
Who the fuck r u, weirdo?

Just when u think gamble is the most gigantic faggot to grab a keyboard an type...

U realize

That

He is.

namix
10-14-2013, 08:06 PM
I gave up the bottle awhile ago ... Stop sacrificing meals long before that though lol

But I remember starting out in the real world and having to make decisions like do I show up with this $50 dollar bottle of belvedere or do I eat for the week ?

Do I buy these 3 triple stack ecstasy pills or do I eat this week?

I'd get creative when hungry too ... Canned goods mixed with oddles of noodles .. Spices , hot sauce ... Tap water with lemon juice in it

But I had mad fun that one night by Wednesday I was bumming money off co workers to eat lunch or telling them to grab me something from Wendy's and when they get back tell them I lost my wallet or didn't have cash on me then duck them like I forgot to stop at the bank machine till the next pay day


oh ahhah bro -- i took a way different approach

i skipped a meal when i was drinking heavily because i was tryna get that 6 pack lol

but when i drank in college, i'd be drinking bottom of the shelf shit --- belvadeir was for like birthdays and shit for me lol


i never did X, i'd like it too much

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:08 PM
Who the fuck r u, weirdo?

Just when u think gamble is the most gigantic faggot to grab a keyboard an type...

U realize

That

He is.

Your the queer trying to lure people in with a play on words. Another thing I found funny was all the wins you have but have the title REAL....that's fucking comical.

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 08:13 PM
I dont understand?!

R u another strange faggot sent from dimension text to drag me into the battle arena once moar!?!?

WATS YOUR PURPOSE INTERNET SLIME

PancakeBrah
10-14-2013, 08:13 PM
dagel

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:15 PM
Well I originally thought it was to kill some tough guy with words but I realize now your not so tough lol


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Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:17 PM
hehehe


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Ghost1
10-14-2013, 08:19 PM
Dagel?

Seriously?!?!

Cmon.

I have to write a man poem tonite.

I dont have enuff time to send u fleeing to pizza huts corner booth where a veggie pizza an water are awaiting ur post topical defeat press conference via youtube crycam

I just dont.

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:21 PM
I told you I'm a fucking donut not a bagel

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Allen Knight
10-14-2013, 08:26 PM
Stop wit the wackass pics lmao wat a lame

Chyeahhh!!!
10-14-2013, 08:27 PM
you calling me fat? lol hey I work out

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:29 PM
Stop wit the wackass pics lmao wat a lame

Here is a picture of lame

Now here is a lame fucking picture.

Lame fuck (https://www.dropbox.com/s/j02fndcrh1wcngk/Lame.gif)

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:31 PM
you calling me fat? lol hey I work out

Me too when I lift my donuts to my mouth.

Allen Knight
10-14-2013, 08:38 PM
Here is a picture of lame

Now here is a lame fucking picture.

Lame fuck (https://www.dropbox.com/s/j02fndcrh1wcngk/Lame.gif)

Ill give u. One min to change ur avy an if u don't ur banned forever

Sho Money EMG
10-14-2013, 08:39 PM
you calling me fat? lol hey I work out

Lol no g. Was talking to Colavito

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:42 PM
Ill give u. One min to change ur avy an if u don't ur banned forever

Anyone have a tissue.....
I need one...

Allen Knight
10-14-2013, 08:44 PM
Yea cry me a river faggot nigga trys ot swagger jack my avy ha u look like a herb

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:45 PM
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Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:45 PM
Took to long bye

I won't cry I promise....

Scripter
10-14-2013, 08:49 PM
Yea cry me a river faggot nigga trys ot swagger jack my avy ha u look like a herb

Yeah cause its sooooo fucking cool... lmao

Ghost1
10-14-2013, 08:50 PM
Lol.

Good.

Now i can go back to my poem.

NYCSPITZ
10-14-2013, 10:12 PM
I took one tiny tub of jack3d and my heart still feelin it after 2 weeks off

beasted in the gym tho

e11even
10-15-2013, 12:39 AM
YEA I SAID JACKED OFF

FAGGITS.

R U SPOSED TO FREEZE GO GURT!??!

BROS I AM SO FOCUSED

MY CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM FEELS QUESTIONABLE RIGHT NOW!


... and everyone flocks to the questionably straight thread about an ejaculating steroid nugget. I need to exit immediately.