Sweet 16: DJ Stress

[trap.]

Battle: DJ Stress vs Awethor Anon
Round: 1
Winner: DJ Stress
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DJ Stress

The Aweful Author named Anon, it's time this battle's 'Game-On!'
Within ya rhymes, you make up more lines than Avon
Plus for instance, pulling cards, while moms sews up ya dress
You dare to test Stress, well who's fresh? I split ya chest
Who's next, I must ask, to be defeated through my raps?
Anon lacks, plus you wack, well, I'm doper than crack
Or cocaine, I blow brains, with lines, you half nicks, I'm dimes
You're like one eighth, point one two five, on a scale from one to nine
Aweful Anus, I display this, Skilled Kills, You frameless
Catch the picture, I scale richtors, you Low Down Dirty, but I'm Shameless
Make You Famous, well, I'm Ill, and, Yeah, I got Funk
But I make you history, no mystery, Go meditate like Monks
Well yeah, whatever, disregarded, you go Wilde like an Oscar
It's Important to be Earnest I marined your decapods like lobsters
You a mobster? thug; killer; drug-dealer; criminal?
Read between lines to find my message thas subliminal
Your skills are minimal, Thor, I leave you in Awe
Abandon Anon.ymous, leave you to suck like straws
Simple Similes, from the complex one, you're killing me
Like I'm an Earthquake and a Statement, there's no Question that you're Feeling Me
I RED your weak LINEs, and how you housed crack
with Super Sonics, and diatomic molecules thas wack
In fact, your blissful memory be adrift, set
Pretend you catch wreck on I-Net, I checked
Corrected History, and I reviewed your past
Viewed your best works, you best, like, Prey at Mass
Cause I'm your predator, Stressing out an extra editor
And kids' like 'yeah you fronting, you aint down with meddafore"
Defeat competitors, intoxicated by insured beats
Invisibly appearing while you fearing the defeat
One Hundred and One Flows, acting Cynical, kill Pinnacles
And I aint no faggot either, but you derelict could get the Genitals.
MotherFucker.
So when we battle norka, i know just how to get the crowd aroused
Check the comments and the voting, stress beats anon by leaps and bounds...
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Awethor Anon

I should've guessed...
EmceeLess Apes amplify Speakers, when weaker sex Stresses pen-pointlessness/
First, let's reverse STRESS into SSERTS(Certs) to keep DougE's breath Fresh/
(maybe he's a Rack above Tic Tacs?)hmmmmmmm...
Anon's Mixes fix ear-bleeding from Emergency Broadcast System Tests/
finding Tourney winners rewinding Flatlines until they recall Stress signals 4-legged pets/
STRESS: is tha extinction agenda, so i ORGANIZED his KONFUSION like Alcatraz escaping Single File/
While a Single sheet cuts paper Records according to uppercut-lines completing blitzkrieg style/
After SHOOTing him, hellified hymns Blossomed off Six Miami rims/
Heat rushing Gem-NAStics Metorite Illmaticly, spitting acid phlem/
I'm Fucking-Up scores more than elevated spikes via vertical mics/
Jackie's First Strike like I'm RobinSosns Homeruns on a Keith Murrary Bike/
Me emerging like 3 Plastic Surgeons Xhbiting skill on Wrinkle-Skins that feel these face-lifts/
is like streching truth nine times to resticth youth in some SEAMSTRESSes lost gifts/
to the Tenth vengance, i'm Muscle-intensed,omnipotent zenith-meridians signaling smoke Indians/
Overstand! scalping avalanching Alps off spiritual palpitations began the abduction of bald eagle aliens/
me Rioting divided among united Pinnacles conquers like X-ChromoZones vs. yellow tones/
Y does X AX IT?! Basiclly GRAPHic sickness multiplys Left-Eyes causing Waterfalls to cry/
I see Deeper than Pamala Lee siliconed groans, so i won't Feel a DJ's reply like Christmas in July/
Big Daddy's Kaneing henious slander, And YOUR "awful" in my "anus" like Fredrick shitting Entertainers/
Unexpectedly impressions pervert painters stroking genius sustained in retna retainers/
Twenty Awakened Angles KILL disrespect Plenty/Mallets WILL mangle horsemen hanging hanged on Neck-Tie Slang.(period).

[trap.]

Battle: DJ Stress vs Mezu
Round: 2
Winner: DJ Stress
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DJ Stress

65 from fore reactants and a loss is your product
i break down emcees like philosphers use logic
i steal covers away leaving the bare raw material
i classicly smash shit killing wack battlers like serial
diseases thas venerial, syphelis, incurable
like gortex the stress is weather resistant and durable
well clock this as i rock it on a 24 hour axis
impossible to surpass this, classified as classic
skreaming victor due to DQ, line lengths surpassed
as you think you might win with a slight grin i beat your ass
in fact im talking about the history so let me proceed
my parents had me cause it's illegal to grow weed
there's no need, to skream 2 times, mezu needs new lines
thas mind blowing, rhyme showing, and rip shit through mines
in due time, you be kast out, when voting's ceased
go back after reading, control+C, and be quoting these
the stress reigns with chest pains through lyrics from obsessed brains
wear dark tinted goggles when you read, my shit'll stress veins
and pop vessels, ride instrumentals, with pencils
traced like stencils, monopolizing writing utensils
advisories not parental, getting held up for my tapes
marketing all across the world, even in lime states
I rhyme great, well let's just say I don't skream over mics
and let's say if it was ME vs. ZU i'd have to end tight
I'm willingly defeating and I'm doing this with Ease
As I read on Chinese histroy, I burn your Third Degreez
With burglaries, call Police, Mezu stole the mic
A Critical Offense, I blend mics to end tight
The verdict has arrived, your defeat has been delivered
So, yo, get at me Dog, I Red your weak shit, like Clifford.
stress

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Mezu

DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trap.]

Battle: Psychlone vs DJ Stress
Round: 3-a
Winner: TIE
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Psychlone

Whether resistant or durable? Kid ya parable's terribull
EYE be bouncin like balls-D J like Pals-y I'm CEREBRAL
Ya verse was so wack in fact it had me punchin tables
See my hunch's ya fable's chock full of holes like inner navels
I'm the CAPTAIN of the ship, shit ya better tell NEMO
I get ya open like Caminos leave ya soakin like El Nino
SUN ya couldn't BLAZE a TRAIL in a MIX with JALAPENO
Or make me move my butt if ya took away my Beano
I probe like dentist's picks when I flow like a Venice crick
Without a doubt I whip my Bic out and stick out like Clinton's prick
Yo if GREASE is the WORD I come phatter than Deloise in
Cannonball ya damned to fall while interest rates increasin
All bars are rolled in lard to leave ya soul full of shards
Like VISA ya'll soon DISCOVER I'm MASTER at pullin CARDS
No farce, Stress never accuse me of shavin points
I've proved I can make it buoyant excuse me I'll take this JOINT
Much HIGHER than Philly Flyers hoistin the Stanley Cup
I'll open up a can of whoop on ya voice MAN ya FUCKED
I wouldn't be surprised if you don't make it to 3 votes
I Sea ya letters' wetter than ya gizzard after deep throat
Stress's like a vacuum turned on by she-male chat rooms
Ya E-MALE address should say, " I suck those that lack womb"
No mystery this misery leads to ya obituary
I'll be the VICTOR fairy ya better off DICK-N-HAIRY
Asses, Stress ya just a facet of Psych
Ology I SPARK PLUGGED WIRES hotter than NOLOGY
Yo wake up wanna MAKE-UP try LOREAL
When I leave 2-PAC marks that SCAR ya FACE so ya CAN SMILE FOR ME NOW
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DJ STRESS

Hello, My Name Is Psychlone.....
I Hate it when kids like Stress shine on mics and bring sunny weather
Put a damper on my cyclones and storms, of bringing terror
Thought I was ill, then doc said "psychlone, you hypochondriac"
I write my lyrics with speed like reeves pushing a old blue Pontiac
With 174, 947 miles, yo, that stress, he's fat like bile
Serving up non stop verses, what's worse is, he'll smile
Remember when i was on trial, for being the wack rapper?
The verdict, i was guilty, tried to kill me, but ima actor
Yet the movies almost done, one minute away from credits
Cast your votes, throw away your trash, depart via front and rear exits
Stress says it's, better to get killed by him to end my career
The reason i think im so dope is cuz i got a drugged up ear
Snyper? clear; proceed to fire: deadly vernacular
Now's when stress picks me off, he just said "yo clone, im trapping ya;
Smacking ya, like Dracula, sucking blood out of your larynx
Put it in a bottle, full throttle, show your mom my spitting talents
The weather report for Pittsburgh, is filled with corruptions
Check productions, from Baltimore, it's all the more, destruction"
Complete instructions, final steps say, round 3 of Sime's tourney
Defeated by Stress, hence: my ended journey...... part II...
psychlone? what the fuck is a psychlone? a hurricane? violent tornado? gale? tempest? monsoon?
I reign terror through verbal abundance, on storming cats
kids talk about pestilence, i teach lessons sick like shitty swarming gnats
with doorman raps, not high class, cuz im serving you this delicious shit
call you master, make you lack words, you bastard, im splitting dicks
not lorena, kinda frank, maybe blunt, but i aint smoking
wish on the first star of the night, mad hope, but i aint joking
cutting throats and, splitting wrists, but that would be too simply classic
get your ass kicked, trying to surpass this, supreme and deadly axis
cut out your knee capses, and use em as ear muffs in winter
tie your toes to my blue hose and use the nails to remove splinters
put some wire round your teeth, add some powder to your wisdoms
then plug it to my mic, take cyclones choppers to my kingdoms
i believe we aint in kansas anymore, let’s see the wizard
tinman, you got no brain, im colder then that blue dog’s blizzards
sell the witch your gizzard and then use your tongue to lick stamps
send you mail, call this braille, after i ate you i had some “shit cramps”
got your pits damp, contrast the simple, simple, opposition
no mock division, 64/stress, and no one's living

[trap.]

Battle: Psychlone vs DJ Stress-TIEBREAKER
Round: 3-b
Winner: Psychlone
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Psychlone

Original? Admit ya took his style like a criminal
But now I got ya Spooked cause I've proved that ya minimal
With ya 15 year brain that's still trapped in pubescence
While I believe my rap essence will set you back like the Hessians
You make me gag from what ya sayin gay fag there's no comparin
How I leave the steel spinnin like the Maytag Repairman
Psych vs. Stress, I'm not sayin I'm the best
But at deliverin the goods ya strike mics like UPS
Ya see I have to crush so you can say that my fabulous
Minds Intel while I tell ya one step away from an abacus
My skull's got ya buggin when I hit the set sluggin
I send a Shockwave through ya system like an Internet Plug-In
My wit is slick expect to feel harmin me is absurd
Cause bit by bit ya gettin drilled like the Army Reserve
Ya third's gettin heated as ya poor mind is lit
From the core of my flyest shit itch ould give ya psor-eye-asis
As Stress sits and worries about whose slang is cuttin
I get busier than Rza during Wu-Tang productions
If it ain't crystal clear by now Stress who's advancin
You can send your next tourney rhymes to me for enhancement
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DJ STRESS

COMING SOON