Elite 8: Elite Minded

[trap.]

Battle: :ELITE MINDED: vs Villain
Round: 1
Winner: :ELITE MINDED"
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:ELITE MINDED:

..da movie begins
(starts with a confrontation between ELITE and VILLAIN)

ELITE:" da time has come for the end of evil's reign"

just because i got a hold of this competion like a wrench with a vice grip/
doesn't mean you got to hide from the challenge like an uncircumsized dick/
i'll end the fight quick before Richard Steele can say VILLAIN quits/
cuz your uncircumsized dick turned to a ripped dick lookin like a bitch's clit/
call the doctor and get it stitched quick but it might result in impotence/
hanging around me when u can't stand up to the challenge is IGNORANCE/
even backwards VILLAIN still get NAILed LIVe with VIBES from ELITE/
call me self centered MINDED but-V.illain I. B.eat-with E.ach verse i S.peak/
your just like an ICE CUBE facin heat meaning your on DANGEROUS GROUNDS/
your attempt to beat me is like a mute trying to make a sound/
"HOPELESS"-just like a dick goin to an aids carrier- coatless/
you took the chance-heading for your death overdosed by my dopeness/
MURDER I WROTE this-broke villian's manhood and took all his womens/
that he fiendin for siemen so he can create a gene pool he can swim in/
VILLAIN-even if you polish your skill you'll never "outshine" me/
and just like my ass you kissing-you'll always be behind me/
broken like your spine be-how can u pick up the pieces and move on/
when i got you stuck like a car with tires with no intertubes on/
the only time you'll be ILL is when you get sick of gettin your ass beat/
while i use your heart's last beat to compose verses on my rap sheet/
if this was a track meet-i'd be finish while your on your last heat/
in this competition I'm the driver while you stuck in the back seat/
trying to get a free ride like CASEY MARTIN with smashed feet/
but a reject get thrown out with the rest of the trash heap/
why you playing bad guy with a black eye when its a scar to your identity/
just like the movies the bad guy dies at the end like it was meant to be/

your dead!!!!! end of movie

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Villain

Mutate my physical and turn myself into a volture /
so I can pick away at emcees who think they kosher /
I minimize ya heart size and make you a bitch /
you scared to test thin infamous psychotic prolific misfit /
don't give a fuck, my rhymes'll make the earth and sun crash /
so confident I'll tell Stone Cold to kiss MY ass /
a battle hungry muthaphucka ready for whatever /
I spot my prey and strike without thinkin like hungry leapords

[trap.]

Battle: :ELITE MINDED: vs Quon Ice
Round: 4
Winner: Deacon
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:ELITE MINDED:

yo sime...
here goes my verse,,peace..elite

A Q.uadriplegic U.ndergoin O.peration for N.ausea for being knocked
out-is bitchin/
cause I. C.ripple E.mcees who can't stand the heat and lock em out the
kitchen/
QUON ICE-you couldn't beat me even if you was assisted by rod
strickland's/wizardry/
cause i drop more gems than the prince of thieves stealin' ALLADIN"S
jewelries/
how can this competion be fair to me-when i'm paired off with a
handicap/
ELITE vs QUON-it's like KRS going against CHRISTOPHER REEVES trying to
rap/
you with a neck thats snapped yet you still trying to step into my
world,kid/
when this battle is over you gonna be suckin' my dick just like your
girl did/
don't ya know i'll split ya wig like an indian scalping a british judge/
don't front cuz you'll always be behind like a gay man packin fudge/
If you think you'll end the grudge-you're blind and you need your sight
back/
pride better hide that-even if David Horowitz help you-still you coudn't
FIGHT BACK/
QUit now and I might give your life back-with your cut head ON AN ICE
pack/
as I show the world you ain't got no spine inside your sliced back/
with your chest collapsed-how do you figure to stand up for my
challenge/
Its OBVIOUS that my ELITE skills tip this competition out of balance/
It's like 95% to 5% as my E.nergy LITE melts ICE back to water/
It proves the theory of MIND can over come any type of MATTER/
as I gather the H2O = H.opelessly 2(too) O.bliterated to go on/
Quon Ice go ahead and take this beating as A lesson to grow on/
So on yor next tournament better make sure ELITE isn't in your bracket/
as a reminder look at your head in the mirror-cuz I already cracked it/
if your brain was a computer I've already hacked it- for all the info/
my punchlines fucked you so many times they can be called nymphos/
pimpin' i-net hoes for their space in the tournament's next round/
if my text were sounds you'd be a deaf kid gettin a beat down/



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Quon Ice

DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trap.]

Battle: :ELITE MINDED: vs X-RAY
Round: 3
Winner: :ELITE MINDED:
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:ELITE MINDED:

MOS DEFinitely X-RAY is walking out of his boundaries/
like branches X-RAY might find himself bound to trees/
found to be/hung and beat-like juries jackin' off in their seats/
i'm playin for keeps/makin X amount of opPONENT my property/
R.eality A.cknowledge Y.our-in a state of poverty/
poor skills,poor hygene,poor chance of comming properly/
elite steps- and X-ray get ghost like demi moore weavin pottery/
X, u got more chance playin the lottery-than to survive/
you couldn't get aHEAD even with a monica lewinski bribe/
you couldn't equal my vibe/if you was in a sitcom SINgin BADly/
my sharpen skills got you bleedin- madly/with spilled guts/
to preserve my win i got a jar with your pickled peeled nuts/
your so full of bullSHIt that i vacuum sealed your butt/
you remind me of a X-RAYted slut-"horny chick suckin dick/
the dr. released the X-RAY pics-and found out you was a chick/
so you bought an X-tension for your shit/in place of the clit/
X-cept you couldn't use it/ as an X-cuse for gettin X-ecuted/
how are you gonna X-plain that E.lite's LITE got u electricuted/
got you lookin blind and stupid/like RAY charles tryin to read/
the only time you'll be a TOP seed is when your HIGH on bird feed/
watch this nerd bleed-scrotum sacked punctured with a needle/
so much blood they wanna make my battle tactics illegal/
mutalating people-remeniscent of corpse chopped by "leather face"/
sending X-to a better place-/don't think about a RAYsurection/
cause "your stuck" like edward scissorhand with an erection/
skull C-section- got me "lookin thru you to your soul"-head open/
(M)asterfully (C)rucifying your goals-killin' your hope and/
chance of advancing/not only is the fat lady singin' but dancing/
cuz i'm all in your head like a swastika on charles manson/
got the gas and- match ready to bar-b que another challenger/
stepping to me with too much WEEK(weak) lines like a calendar/
you might was well have defaulted like the previous two before you/
after i'm done dismantling each body parts-nobody can ever restore you/
enter another tournament they'll ignore you/for the fact your no threat/
your metaphores and raps similar to bad breath/"it needs REFRESHING"/
not will u only kiss my ass but toss the salad with ranch dressing/
and your thought of progressing-/is "USELESS like a gayman's sperm/
with my x-ray i C man(seimen) burn/trying to rebound from a lost/
the only X-RAY you'll see next round is the one i hung on the cross/

if you are a GOD you' will rise in three days..hahahaha happy easter...
(but you'll still be in the loser's column)

all in luv......
::ELITE MINDED:: M.O.S 2tha3rd"I".will see you in the next round..
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X-Ray

Let me apologize beforehand for tha following, as it may cause offense
to be taken…:

Ayo, I'll smack you wit my words (Kapow!) like Batman and Robin in tha
seventies//
I turn flesh and blood into memories like a long forgotten cemetary//
SimpleMINDED nigga's who cannot do tha math don't add up//
To an opponent worthy of defeat from X faster than I can deduct//
You wouldn't even be this far if it weren't for two defaults//
You aint even technically battled at all - while I crushed whoeva's
involved//
I provoke deaths of eMCee's like thoughts - decapitate sucka's like
guillotines//
Come more hard than nigga's in South Central L.A wit blueprints and
artillery//
You reMINDED me of Aiwa, cuz when X fleXed, Elite started to walk,man//
I know Elite's a faggot cuz he's always on my jock, man//
I peeped your other battles - Tell me, why do y.ou a.lways d.o t.his?//
If I scored you like tha Tao Te Ching - "originality" would have been
missed//
I attack tha throat like Vampires, hit strait to tha chest like asthma
inhalers//
Your lyrics are more trash than white in Kentucky living in trailers//
MOS 2tha 3rd i, must have drafted you as tha joke character//
You're giving them a bad rep, son - like Keenan Ivory tryin to be a
black actor//
You're more yellow than school buses of retarded kids for juvenile
delinquents//
You were shot by tha firing squad for having wack tapes wit distribution
intent//
I got more nigga's in my corner than Wu-Tang has followers among them//
When I deliver a flow my spittle is acid rain along wit wind from my
lung-span//
I clowned you more than Krusty's on tha Simpson's telathon//
And ran more battlegrounds than Lewis sponsored marathons//
My Minds more Dangerous than Michelle Phipher performing marine
techniques//
I checked off more eMCee's than questionnaire's and publishing
critiques//
AbsentMINDED verbals allign wit herbal transpositions//
I work wit more dead bodies than a malpractice against morticians//
Crushed more elite minded peeps than society crushed my ambitions//
And slung more mud than big breasted chicks wrestling, and monster truck
demolitions//
Yo Elite, admit to defeat - and I'll spare you dismissal like suing
celebrities//
You have more weak and wak-minded rhymes than tha Xcaliber X has
enemies//
You're more Sorry than Milton Bradley games and apologetic children//
I fucked you more than double beds in tha rooms of tha San Diego
Hilton….//

Good bye.

X-RAY

[trap.]

Battle: ~JUGGA~ vs :ELITE MINDED:
Round: 4
Winner: ~JUGGA~
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:ELITE MINDED:

jugga- your J.eapordizing U.r G.ame G.oin A.gainst someone ELITE"
U C - you couldn't reach my level even with a mental quantum leap"
don't even peep-cuz you couldn't see me even with Jody Foster's
CONTACTS"
my brutal acts leaves niggas heartless-like kano opponents in mortal
combat"
jugga's helmet cracks-while i leave a MARK while RYPEN his scalp like an
ex-redskin"
strike his eye like a tenpin-now jugga looks like a pirate doin exorcist
headspins"
you talkin bout you gonna blow up-well amma pour a JUG of GAs and start
this mis- match"
here's the catch-no one can stop me from smokin' you- not even a
nicotine patch"
our JUGular GAp in IQ's-is seen in my real hip hop to your japanese
haikus"
TradeMark should be JUGGA SUZUKI-cuz you wanna be a sidekick-where
niggas ride you"
look a trigga is behind you-COCKED-so what do you do-you sucked it to
the last drop"
when the hiphop god handed out skills he drop some on you on his last
stop"
just because you think you can wRAP doesn't mean that your GIFTED"
the only time your style will be over my head is when your gettin
airlifted"-to the nearest hospital-
picture me advancin' while i leave you cold and behind like an ass stuck
with a popsicle"
you can say that's imposible-but in this mission i cruise thru it-cuz
i'm the topgun"
your like the PREDATOR 100 miles and runnin' while i'm ice cube with a
bopgun"
get the mop son-SWEEP and clean this J.unky U.seless G.ay G.orilla A.pe"
i heard jugga on real audio and it sounded like vanilla ice on tape"
claiming you and tourizt are evil twinz-more like two curious friends"
having doubts about their sexuality and placin penises on rectum ends"
i'll take the year of the jugga and shorten it to JUGGA"S WEEK(weak!)"
the only thing sick he spit out his mouth is the cum stuck to his teeth"
this round ELITE 1(won)- JUGGA get grounded to 0(zero) like binary
digits"
let's see who will be standin' tall when i turn a JUGGAnaut into a
midget"
i'll take all his verse and add R. E.-to put his ass in his place"
cuz frontin' on ELITE you'll find my ass in front of your face"
can't you taste the bitter taste of de(da) FEAT(feet) shoved in your
mouth"
you might had made it thru three rounds-but the fourth you get knocked
out!!!"""

all in luv........
::::::::ELITE MINDED::::::::::MOS2tha3rd"I"
::::::MPIRE (da MBRYO of thought)

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~JUGGA~

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~JÛGGÅ™~ arrives to join worthy competitors in the Elite Eight...one
over-competent opponent shows his face...~JÛGGÅ™~, being curious...
begins to crack open his skull to see just how "ELITE" this corpse’s
MIND really is....the death and destruction continues.....
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"ELITE GETS ATE UP"

To battle me's fatal like incorrect appraisals on length of bungy cables
You couldn't "Come Clean" if you sanitized ya dick and jacked off to
singles from Jeru
Leave you disabled-crippled and retarded...like you autistic
Then maybe you can crack my post codes using these puzzles I encrypted
Ask Simple Sime...the "Mercury's Rising" now that only eight remain
I'll take a strain of ya inferior DNA and recreate ya brain
Use cloned wack lyric data to approximate ya range
Now make a change in ya post before you even state ya name
Don't hate the player-hate the game...every flow you make is lame
You wouldn't be dope if you mainlined baked cocaine straight to ya veins
Consider this growing pains...in other words: "the pains will grow"
You could supply more pussy writing rhymes than ALL the dames I know!
~JÛGGÅ™~ sees the "bitch in you"...like administering catscans to chicks
on periods
After this battle authorities will call your disappearance mysterious
I'm serious...you weaker than O'Doules diluted with Evian water
You can get slaughtered like Jesus, Kennedy, King and all those martyrs
For starters...I'll begin foldin' time and space between them colons
Now your name is "::" lookin' like tetnis shots-with ya skin swollen
Next I'm throwin' you AND ya mom from the train like my name's "Owen!"
Decapitate you and stick my fingers through ya eyes and mouth like 10
frame bowlin'
"Strike"...save all the CAPS, a.c.r.o.n.y.m.s. and simple metaphors
With a name like "Elite Minded"...I think we all expected MORE!
Instead this poor kid ran out of gas..like execution chamber escapees
Played out like the "Eighties" screamin' "Save Me!...this nigga
~JÛGGÅ™~'s crazy!
Maybe...but "Lately" I've had more strange feelings than K-Ci
Or JoJo...I'm feeling like...your lyrics are "bland and so so"
Confusing...you like a homo with a wife...but she don't know
You want mo' than female company up in your dojo to blow so
I'm giving you the finger...like sime's East Coast logo!
It's best that you don't show... another default...cuz ThA JuGGaNaut
Gives you more suicidal thoughts than depressed Kamikazes
You're only Elite in ya Mind like Nazis...I sent paparazzi
To your fuckin' autopsy...to snap pictures for my scrap book
Put you and ya rap book in a big pot and watch that cook
~JÛGGÅ™~ left this cat shook...like...a pussy milkshake!
You real fake!...my skills make you look bad like overweight drunk prom
dates
I bomb flakes...who walk through my valley of the shadow of death
Like the Psalm states...find yourself napalm baked!
And microphone raped!...left ya vaginal tore and ya spinal sore
Never Mind the whore-let me say "Thanks" for easy entrance to the Final
Four...

ThA YeaR oF ThA JuGGaNauT...