Final 4: Kno

[trap.]

Battle: Kno vs Equip
Round: 1
Winner: Kno
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Kno

Ya'll are wonderin about that fake cat Equip right? well.......
Peep this brick to Equip's dome/ Go home with all the answers
He couldn't come at me straight if he masturbated with relaxer
He's a character actor/ And so it factors in his defeat
Equip writes battle verses with Garth Brooks cd's on repeat
Takin at least two hours to fabricate an e-mail addy
So he can be the fake Kno/ His whole flow Lac(k)s like a caddy
His daddy's worst mistake was when he ejaculated dude up
Equip came out with three ears/ And his grill lookin all chewed up
He spit food up/ Lite in the ass from malnourishment
Tried to get a little bigger/ Bitin on Kno, Wu Tang and TurrizT's shit
Equip is bitch lipped/ I got more rhymes than he equipped with
Dig it/ I'm flippin this trick/ Leave him ass out like a misfit Plus his
chick/ Uses my coffee table dancin nude on it
Rides my dick hard jus like it had "Greyhound" tatooed on it
You lose on it/ If you dare to bet that Equip's beatin me Perpetrate as
(fake) Kno/ Then tell the boards that you got beef with me? Sounds like
internal conflict/ I bomb ya shit like an enema
You couldn't come Titanic if you nutted demos up at cinemas
I been in ya/ Since the first time you bit my name bitch
After heads peep me clown you/ I bet your punk ass pulls a name
switch...
So let me suggest a few...
Maybe MC BuyThisHyundai/ For ya new job as car seller
Try to feel me but can't see me/ How bout MC Hellen Keller?
Or DJ ByMyself/ Becuz you sure ain't got no friends And ya on my dick so
tight/ Call yourself MC Trojan-Enz
Or maybe flip the script/ And copy someone else's steez
I think Chuck D is taken/ So how's about MC Fuck-Me?
You lu-cky/ That I don't just leave ya bitin ass without one
Next time you use my name I will leave you with no clout son
My bad/ Already did it/ You could never match my ratio
You always come up short like midgets finished with fellatio
This case is closed/ So I think Equip should maybe leave
After this calling out/ You'll NEVER get peeped at Davey D's...
Or any other post board on the net son...Cuz everybody knows you're a
fuckin fake...Who am I battlin anyway? Fake Kno? Pooky? Equip? The way
you perpetrate
I really don't know...
chump...
And......????
DJ Kno
Knights of the Round Table
*7*
Jewelz of Man : The Chosen
EleMental Sunz
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Equip

EQUIPS VERSE..............
hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!
why even challenge an emcee wit this credibility
face reality this verbal combat finish you in babality
you must go through three steps for me not to smash you totally
#1 afta this contest i want you to email every emcee
testifying that eQuiP iz superior to your mental chemistry
#2 then i want you to banash from the internet for eternity
that means you are banned from posting that wak lyrical intirely
#3 to all emcees and followers on the net you have to provide an apology
your actions lyrically has killed many from laughing hysterically
im trully letting you off softly
i got a radar scanning the internet for wak emcee pedigree
which means if it detects you on
im putting ya ass in a emcee cemetary
and bury you wit all your so called top lyrical poetry
before this match-up you begged non-stop for me
to knock you out in the second round
cause ya KNO you going down in the first
my hired neurologist waitin for me to toss ya ass
anticipating ya head to burst
cause i want to KNO the age old question
how a wak emcee mind works
got ya ass relocating to area code 666
cause you envy the flow
why you fakin i told you that you cant see me
and you hotmailed me back saying eQuiP i KNO
snake ass emcee slithering cause i ripped out your spinal cord
this preist iz a killa blood iz spilling from unbelivers of this flow
wit my sword
my facial expressions hit ya hard before my sounds does like a concord
the look drives ya crazy have ya str8t laced up in a phsyc ward
and they asked who did this you say i dont know but all along you knew
and you scarred to say the name cause at night it haunts you
eQuiP versus KNO iz like the JESUS versus NWO.........(not the
wrestling team)
my ending lyrical revelations will have ya blood spread over continents
the utophia afterwards scientist finds fossils of KNO sediment
i wrote for you TWO x-tra commandments
thou shall not challehge eQuiP
thou shall end this battle in a forfeit....................
dont break them..............
hahahahah!!!!!
eQuiP.......and the winner iz.........by unanimous decision.....?????

[trap.]

Battle: Kno vs Madd Rapper
Round: 2
Winner: Kno
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Kno

Sorry I have to break it to ya...but Puffy has a copyright on your sh*t son...

Madd Rapper's stupid ass...

...Challenged Jesus to a battle with a bitten verse from the Old Testament
So I talk more shit on him than a Ricki Lake show topic "Excrement"
My style is pestilent/ I'll get at ya dome/ Commence to blessin it
Wiped my ass with SAT's/ And your weak attacks still couldn't test my shit
So learn a lesson kid/ You shouldve known you'd have bad luck with me
Cuz like 400 pound stank bitches/ Ain't nobody want to fuck with me
So go and suck a "D"/ Like Monica Lewinski filled to her tonsils
Madd Rapper couldn't get any ass if he was a millionaire in a brothel
Your'e a playa?/ I'll toss you/ So hit the bench wearin ya street clothes
You bit my style so hard that dude Marv Alberts called you a "freak ho"
I beat foes/ Bend light at angles that strangle and tend to blind ya
When I bring the ruck tighta than some virginal spandex laced vaginas
You dick rida/ If you had sinewy syllables you couldn't flex words
My style is off the hook like ya Momma's phone is when I sex her.....

Madd Rapper : "Mommy are you there...?"
Phone : "Oh shit Kno...dick me like you verbally dicked my son...oh..."

.....So respect that/ Bring ya whole crew and I'll leave many more dead
Throw blows at ya nose so hard ya teeth bite chunks out of ya forehead
The more lead/ That spit from my lip to ya dome just does you a favor
Madd Rapper couldn't come RAW if his semen was Neneh Cherry flavored
Plus I bury his neighbors/ So he can see that I know where he stay at
With 9g calorie verses/ Thats how my prose and flows will stay fat
So lay back/ Just chill and peep as we tally up votes for your defeat
I'm like a paraplegic's dick/ You kno that I'll probably never be beat...

So retreat...

And...?

Kno
Knights of the Round Table
*7*
Jewelz of Man
EleMental Sunz
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Madd Rapper

you heard you had to battle me
and begged sime for another option
but i'm "the chosen" to appraise the "jewelz of man"
and put his "elemental sunz" up for adoption
"knights of the round table"?
i'm sure the table's kind of small
and if it was built off skills
ha ha, there's probaly no table at all
your end is almost here
and i havent broke a sweat
i wonder if you'll be "original"
and find a rhyme for every letter in my name
like most of the other rappers on the internet
try to break down
and no doubt you'll get broke
those rhymes vs equip were for fun, right?
please tell me they were a joke
cause they had me laughin, rollin,
easily bustin a gut
in this battle i'm a cum off doper
than a junkie bustin a nut
jealous, cause kids are feelin my shit
like a tit
in a papsmere
it's a fact you're wack
and lack get off that
don't act queer
lyrical now but you were hard core last year
pain in the ass like when you got raped by 30 gays
you rhyme weak like 7 days
settin fire with arsonists but you still couldnt blaze
i'll molest your bitch style
have you websearchin for an attorney
final four? i'm almost there
half way through the journey
got kids takin notes on this unknown entry in the tourney
i'm sure you see the name
so you launch a puffy diss
it's this rapper's skillz that are madd
but your wackness has me pissed
you claim to be a dj
you should echo a couple of times to catch a CLUE
i was surprised by the fact
that you
actually made it to round two
battle me and end your rhyme
by shouting out crew
you still think you're gonna win?
DAMN KNO, i thought you knew..

[trap.]

Battle: Kno vs Exodus
Round: 3
Winner: Kno
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Kno

Exodus...

You callin defaulters "bitches" was self explanatory wackness
Stained your Adult Undergarments after peepin Jugga in your Tao Te bracket
You can't hack it/ I smack ya with vernacular far from ocular
Cuz you couldn't see my sh*t if I defecated on binoculars
It's your fault you are/ A fudge-packing flow-lacking hypocrite
And you're weaker going solo without that trick "Equip the Dick Lick"
But that ain't sayin spit/ I'll send him your spine in a sack
He'll call your hospital room/ "Yo Exodus...I got your back."
Can it be reattached?/ I'll fade that ass like anal bleach
Youre a pussy that couldn't be deadly with infections of fatal yeast
So to say the least/ "Exodus"/ hehe thats pretty funny aint it?
Not as funny as the time you shoved 4 hamsters up your anus
And they got stuck there/ Seems like you runnin out of luck here
Ex claims he's "murderous"/ But tell me truly/ Who the fu*k care?
You bring the ruck where?/ My weakest verse could twist and bend ya
Exodus thinks he's TIGHT becuz he's chillin in VIRGIN-ia?
Stop your flow like menopause and leave ya verbal uterus fluidless
Now watch me kick YOUR weak style to show YOU how to do the sh*t...

exodus/ is weak/ cramming a/ million words/ up/ getting/ me pissed/ why waste mad slashes/ on/ a verse/ when you can/ save/ them for/ your wrists?/ You need/ to take your own/ life out quick before/ i do it/ with razor techniques/ and leave/ you leaking/ body fluids...

...You couldn't form a complete sentence if you handed down a conviction
While I drop more dope lines than clumsy kids with coke addiction
You wrote fiction and quote me like bitten diction imitations
But I can't see nobody beatin me like Stevie Wonder's gang initiation
Stay patient/ The English language you abuse it
You need a Speak & Spell just like ya mama need a douche kit
I bruise sh*t/ So quit making your cranium hit my fist
And beating yourself up/ Just stick to pleasing Equip's dick
You carry minimalistic skills but still I tend lessen them
In battles you couldn't beat me if I was into lyrical S & M
The best of men get lit up like halogens then tossed like frisbees
Fecal-Sickle Cell Anemia isn't ILLER than my SH*T be...

EXODUS /Ëk-se-des/ n. : a mass departure or exit

At least you lived up to your name...

And...!?

Kno
K.O.T.R.T.
~RedLine~
EleMental SunZ
J.o.M.
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Exodus

DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!

[trap.]

Battle: Kno vs Furious Stylezz
Round: 4
Winner: Kno
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Kno

Furious tries to COME OUT HARD by saying "I'm gay!" while wearing leather
But he still couldn't fuck with me if I was "Ribbed For Her Pleasure"
Arteries I sever/ While Furious leaves some minimal flesh wounds
Plus he's been HANDED more beatings than George Michael's dick in restrooms
I bless goons/ You spit cuz its too hard for you to swallow this
When I got you confused and nauseated like RuPaul's gynecologist
Remember the first time you tried to battle me and got checked son?
It was first grade/ I left a Tonka Truck stuck in your rectum
You tried to flex some at age ten and teamed up with your cousin
But I cut off both of ya'lls scrotums and cooked em inside of ya Easy Bake Oven
I'm sick of you frontin/ You could never beat me/ and besides
If I died people'd refer to you as "Kno's bastard child"
I last for miles/ You challenging me is a fucked up decision
Like Rodney King driving drunk through an LAPD weapons convention
So must I mention/ I know your crew is mostly lesbians
And you act straight pussy like an ironed-out vaginal thespian
Plus ya Stylezz are "lesser than" so I fu*k with ya moms to teach you a lesson in
"Back-Bending"/ I got the bitch believin she's Mary Lou Retton and
The blood letting stands at nine quarts when I ABUSE this KID Furious
Til his neighbors get alarmed and report me to Women and Children's Services
For "beating Stylezz quick" like when he "Furiously Masturbates"
But he still won't COME FRESH if he fills a Zip-Lock when he ejaculates
So kick your wack debate/ I seal your fate with weight deflation
Becuz you couldn't see my shit with some toilet bowl magnifications
The ramifications of flexin on me is death and flags at half-mast
Slip a razor in your G-string/ Result being : Your style is half-assed
The last laugh/ Goes to those who peep this cuz it tickles
I'm fuckin with dime pieces while you anal sex wooden nickels
The sickle/ Gets drug across ya neck/ I wreck as I blast prose
Ya whole crew'll be askin "When did you get that second asshole?"
Furious' flows anorexic/ Ya best shit can't tip the scale
You want me to feel ya rhymes?/ Write em on your chick's tits in Braille...

And I'll get at em tomorrow night...

Kno
Knights O.T.R.T.
~RedLine~
EleMental SunZ
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Furious Stylezz

Elite Ate huh? aiight whose the next emcee to be plowed?
The voters sing: Kno,Kno,Kno,Kno... like Destiny`s Child/
Testin me stylezz?, eh-eh, thats a Kno,Kno/ Slowly getting harder
with each line, like videos of my dick getting an erection as you play
it in slo-mo/ Going for ya ribs like your Adam have you weaving and
kidney guarding/ Re-incarnate to the bully that used to take your
cookies in kindergarten/ My lyrics must wear false noses and mustashes
cuz
niggas don`t recognize, You better hang up dreams of 1st place and ask
sime if theres a second prize/ Cuz getting pass me`s like the IRS, i be
taxing
kids/ I block that path you couldn`t go thru me as laxatives/
Breaking legs like crickets with rickets rubbing them together to stop
your
chirpin`/ Like a Hip-hOpera, when the fat lady sings bitch, its
curtains/
Dj Knock-out wishes he could spit this vicious battle type disses/ Cuz
this is
malicious fury channelling stylezz like satellite dishes/ Knock-out Djs
letting
my fist do the talking like sock puppets/ Stick my hands up your ass say
a
verse for you just move your mouth like the muppets/ Kno-escape from
this verbal
rape you can`t hide i`mma find-ya: vagina!, I`m in front of ya....i`m on
the side of ya...
Kno!! Look!!..I`m behind ya/ Like the Ill Crew Universal, when you on
boards I.C.U./
Soon as you log on i pop on your screen like I.C.Q./ Kno-diggety,
Kno-nigga be,
ready.. i stays strong/ Cause more ruckus over mics than the one on LL
Cool Jay`s arm/
I`ll leave you silent like the "K" in your name, thats how your word is/
Fuck-up so many kidz y`all should call Child Protective Service/
So watch him piss in his pants, throw a tantrum and go potty/
As i dis-embody `em and put him on display, cuz hes a Kno-body/
But i call you the Unibomber, you don`t belong with the rest
of us, Cuz you only Blew-up once: That was your verse against Exodus/
Like being arrested on chumped up charges in a cell, you don`t Kno what
your "In" for/ Better put a rush delivery on your "How to Be a rapper
Package"
kit that you sent for/ My recitals like Vivien just depends where it
goes, Flows keep
voters awake but the same blows make Kno-Doze/ An anonymous arsonist
launching
this shit wit constant spits, Elected 10-term governor to your state of
unconsciousness/
This next line is a killer read it like Arabic to catch it/
"dyslexic sodomized a like backwards you to it give I"/....haha, git
it?!

..out!

M.O.S...2tha3rd i

[trap.]

Battle: Kno vs Blind Fury
Round: 5
Winner: Kno
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Kno

Its time for Blind Fury to say "Peace Out"...

This Blind kid is tryin to see me but that in itself iz truly pathetic
So I'm surgically making you feel my style without use of anesthetics
I bet you get tired of wearing lingerie/ This verse'll make you happy
It'll leave you "ASS OUT" and you don't have to wear crotchless panties
Im slammin ya nervous system and ceasing all of ya bodily functions
With constrictive styles TIGHTER than a vagina with a quarter inch circumfrence
This dumb kid knows I'm "unbeatable"/ Comparable to dicks after castration
And still he's "actin hard" like fake kidney stone imatations
You facin some SHIT so HOT my fecal cells could char and burn Hell
Fury passed "How To Take a Beating 101"/ I'll prove he learned well
He turns pale/ And feels it like Braille when he catches ass kicks
Cuz I got Blind Fury shook like Skinheads stuck in Freaknik traffic
Try and spit wack shit like Mortal Kombat lines bout how ya "Flawless"
But you still couldn't HIT BIG if you pimp smacked Christopher Wallace
I saw this bitch Fury shoplifting K-Mart brand "Rhyme Enhancers"
While I stay "tight to death" like virgins with incurable hymen cancer
This Blind bastards on my nuts harder than doctors sayin "Cough"
But Fury still stays tender like he's submerged in "Skin So Soft"
Ya gettin tossed/ Along with ya crew and all that you stand for
Leave less heads "tryin to see me" than Playboys featuring Roseanne Barr
You know ya in some deep shit like midget men immersed in dung
Don't tell Blind to kiss your ass/ He'll ask you if you want some tongue
Bitches thats numb from head to toe tip is still feelin me flow shit
The way you act ya mental computer must be equipped with a "Ho-Chip"
Flip sh*t like Kim Zymeskal in sewers bringing the ruck to bomb fakes
Oh well...I guess Fury's still mad cuz I had titty fucked his Prom date
Stay calm and wait or scream at me til ya fuckin lips is numb
Either way you won't COME FAT if ya dick drips some BIG PUN
I'm sick dun with more ill words than positive results on AIDS tests
Sleep on the Koran and Bible thats why I'm fresh and always stay blessed
Don't test but keep ya mouth shut like insecure kids with halitosis
Cus my dopeness leaves more "heads bent" than cranial scoliosis
Im smashing up stupid kids similar to short-bus fender benders
Until you "get the point" like back up guards when Iverson's injured...

You lose kid...

Kno
~RedLine~
Knights OTRT
EleMental SunZ

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Blind Fury

Freeze you in your tracks like cryogenics,
Ideas of Kno winning meets the conditions for schizophrenics.

For Blind this battle is "light" similar to calisthenics,
Your rhyme irritates me like insects, so I infect your Mic with-arsenics.

Characterized as timid, your thoughts I use as fuel like propane,
To put you to sleep like Novocain, I'm over your head like condensed rain.

Intense pain, like contact with disciplinarians,
Placing Kno in harsh reservations like Native Americans.

Learn ya lesson, professing, lyrics showing no aggression,
Shouldn't be treated at all like a Magic Johnson infection.

With this verse I'll send Kno into early retirement,
Prohibiting him from proceeding like a themepark height requirement.

Looking beyond you in the Final Four, so call Kno transparent,
I detain your privileges like social workers handling abusive parents.

You don't have any game so fuck your PE references,
Too scared to confront me, got me on block in ya private preferences.

If you don't know by now, I advise you stop daring me,
Reaction end in relaxion like electro-shock therapy.

Through divine rhymes, link text cerebrally, you eagerly,
Await the transaction like a criminal in thievery.

Sever mind-blows, giving you mnemonics after you got a concussion,
So you'll "Forget me not" like Patricia Rushen.

Kno emailing Bill Gates, estate, with complaints,
Asking for Riot Squad protection and cross-country restraints.

Nowadays winning against Blind is impossible,
I take out more entertainers than Cedars-Sinai Hospital. (Frank Sinatra, Notorious B. I. G., Easy E....)

So change your AOL Screen Name from DJ KNO KASH to Throat-Slashed,
Delete your C Drive folder ***he, allow your CPU to crash.

On purpose, cause not forfeiting this battle is worthless,
Hard to dodge a lost like Philadelphian corner churches.

Ya style ain't solid, so stop your recent intakes of Viagra,
Which only left you seeing blue like the falls of Niagara.

I'm doing anything to clinch this Western Division,
And vanish Kno's life, mysteriously concluded in suspicion.

props to Kno
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Blind Fury..peace