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02-02-2013, 05:14 PM
Battle: Kno vs ~JUGGA~
Round: 6
Winner: Kno
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Kno
This 40 line labotomy goes out to the self proclaimed "biggest big man on the internet"...that 300+ pound Prince Markie Dee lookin muthafucka...~Jugga~...
Pull Jugga off Turrizts dick before I start slappin kids
While I blast this bitch I'd hate to hurt Turrizt on accident
I'm smackin tricks and helpin em with death like Jack Kevorkian
Dip into ya lunchroom/ Start blastin from the hip like kids in Oregon
I'm floorin men with lines so ill these syllables get quarintined
One word to describe your style?/ Go ask hispanics what "flojo" means
These slo-mo scenes'll be replayed many times in your memory
The day you got your innards slashed for meek attempts at dissin me
Listen "G"/ You weigh 300? Go meet with Richard Simmons
Not only cus of similar sexual interests but you need slimmin
Jugz thinks women dig his "belly jiggle" when he's battlin
So fat I stabbed him and gravy came out his abdomen
Couldn't fit thru the door at his show so got airlifted to the stage
If chicks can't find ya dick how you ever gon get laid....?
Yeh...We read ya post at Daveys about your "I-Net Girlfriend"...
Is sittin behind a CPU screen the only way you pull the females?
And if your "girl" gave up the pussy would she send it in an E mail?
"The details of my weight leave no girls wantin to get with this"
Jugz said while gettin injections for an infection/ "Cyber Syphillus"
He got some extra memory installed up in his scrotum
And now wastes his life stickin his dick into his modem...
...sad bastard...let me put you out of your misery...
Someone "gassed this pussy up" and left him lookin like cootchie fuel
While I leave domes fucked up like Edward Scissorhands Beauty School
This fool tried to pass but had to drop out of Morehouse
Now his best job offer is moppin up cum in a whorehouse
Get torn out the frame like vandalization of classic paintings
"STEP" to me and get smacked up similar to FRAT hazings
Its amazing how you do it/ We wanna know so come clean kid
How'd you fit so many I-Net peeps on a shriveled 3 inch penis?
You fiendish when peeps be callin your rhyme posts "weak"
They reply "It wasn't your best" and you cry yourself to sleep
Plus Jugga playin "ball" in college was either a lie or a dream
Cuz Morehouse ain't NEVER had a Masturbation Team
I deflate your dream of leavin this tourney as the winner
You need to quit rhymin and stick to eatin multiple dinners
I bend you like Muslims on rugs/ Facin east and prayin
Puncture ya trachea with my fingers to try and "feel" what you was sayin
You probably had a tough morning thinkin of how you'd die later
Sweatin cuz you were shook like epileptics usin vibrators
So try to savor your last round victory over Deacon
Cuz your takin a loss now...its ya turn so finish eatin...
yo...put down that 12 pack of Twinkies and kick ya rhyme bitch...
Kno
KOTRT
E.S.
RedLine
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~JUGGA~
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Now...only two remain....although one seems to be shaken badly...(and
you KNO who that is!)perhaps so many near losses in previous rounds
have this man considering second guessing his skill level....can he
really "match" up with ThA JuGGaNauT??? Not even if he was in a book
of 'em...as ~JUGZ~ prepares for this Finals Battle like Jordan
prepares for the Utah Jazz...the battle of Dirty South Reps begins and
ends with these words.....
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"YOU SHOULD'VE KNO-WN BETTER"
First of all I KNO you pussy-by that pudding leak in ya trousers
You better off at the Bates Motel taking a shower after hours
You a coward-grippin' the mic like a toddler-don't bother
Posting-you'll just win another Best Supporting Transvestite Oscar!
Beat ya ass like LL's Father-scrape ya skin off like dental tarter
Make multi-uses from ya body parts like George Washington Carver
I'm harder than rigamortis nipples you weak like wet toilet tissue...
If you phat-I'll eat you-drop phat shit and clog the toilet with you!
It's official-like countries with no A-Bomb-you're no threat
Like bench warmers-I'll "take you out the game" with "no sweat!"
To "de-feet" me-you'd need to be...one wicked podiatrist!
Try and dis-I'll make your reputation "shrink"-like psychiatrists!
Break out!-like psoriasis-"I got this sewn" like quilting
You wanna bite something ill?-I'll place ebola in ya crown fillings
"Chew on that" I got a feeling you soft like salted slugs
Plus ya tarot says "Ya best bet is to default to ~JUGZ~!"
You "full of shit"-because of fudge packed in ya ass like sugar cones
You sweet like pregnant womens' teeth when they get those sugar jones
I should've KNOwn you just sorry garbage...
You verses me is like Playstation graphics verses the first Atari cartridge
I'm too advanced...with flows phatter than liposuction biproducts
You wouldn't be dope even if they burned your CD's on narcotics
You KNOw ya chance to win is slimmer than bulimic anorexics
On crack with wired stomachs eating Fin-Fin for breakfast!
With ya neck split-I can finally "see" what you've been saying
Your ass whoopin's "overdue" like library books and bills you ain't paying
While I'm claiming more victims-than failed immune booster systems
You couldn't hang if you were Jesus and this was your crucifixion!
Do revisions-come back tighter-like clothes when women gain weight...
Once you bust Viagra nuts on rulers-then we'll say "you came straight!"
I make ya "frame break"-like fat asses plopped down on glasses!
In battles-my breath has this scent like carbon-monoxide gases...
And I'm in ya face-you probably couldn't even shoot the "gift" with
A shotgun if ya dad brought home a Mogwai (Gremlin) in water for Christmas!
You get more "boos" and "hisses"...than R&B singers at Lyricist Lounge
Lyricists drown in my flows-news reads "KNO Lyricists Found"
You goin' down like vampires...sunbathing with no suntan lotion
You might get open-but they "feeling" me more-like their emotions
You showin' some skills-but I still got ya head spinnin' like excorcists
Plus you couldn't answer this verse if you were my receptionist...
************************************************** *****************
A dissected KNO is carted into the airlift ambulance....maybe he'll
live...maybe he won't.....
************************************************** *****************
ThA YeaR oF ThA JuGGaNauT....
Round: 6
Winner: Kno
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Kno
This 40 line labotomy goes out to the self proclaimed "biggest big man on the internet"...that 300+ pound Prince Markie Dee lookin muthafucka...~Jugga~...
Pull Jugga off Turrizts dick before I start slappin kids
While I blast this bitch I'd hate to hurt Turrizt on accident
I'm smackin tricks and helpin em with death like Jack Kevorkian
Dip into ya lunchroom/ Start blastin from the hip like kids in Oregon
I'm floorin men with lines so ill these syllables get quarintined
One word to describe your style?/ Go ask hispanics what "flojo" means
These slo-mo scenes'll be replayed many times in your memory
The day you got your innards slashed for meek attempts at dissin me
Listen "G"/ You weigh 300? Go meet with Richard Simmons
Not only cus of similar sexual interests but you need slimmin
Jugz thinks women dig his "belly jiggle" when he's battlin
So fat I stabbed him and gravy came out his abdomen
Couldn't fit thru the door at his show so got airlifted to the stage
If chicks can't find ya dick how you ever gon get laid....?
Yeh...We read ya post at Daveys about your "I-Net Girlfriend"...
Is sittin behind a CPU screen the only way you pull the females?
And if your "girl" gave up the pussy would she send it in an E mail?
"The details of my weight leave no girls wantin to get with this"
Jugz said while gettin injections for an infection/ "Cyber Syphillus"
He got some extra memory installed up in his scrotum
And now wastes his life stickin his dick into his modem...
...sad bastard...let me put you out of your misery...
Someone "gassed this pussy up" and left him lookin like cootchie fuel
While I leave domes fucked up like Edward Scissorhands Beauty School
This fool tried to pass but had to drop out of Morehouse
Now his best job offer is moppin up cum in a whorehouse
Get torn out the frame like vandalization of classic paintings
"STEP" to me and get smacked up similar to FRAT hazings
Its amazing how you do it/ We wanna know so come clean kid
How'd you fit so many I-Net peeps on a shriveled 3 inch penis?
You fiendish when peeps be callin your rhyme posts "weak"
They reply "It wasn't your best" and you cry yourself to sleep
Plus Jugga playin "ball" in college was either a lie or a dream
Cuz Morehouse ain't NEVER had a Masturbation Team
I deflate your dream of leavin this tourney as the winner
You need to quit rhymin and stick to eatin multiple dinners
I bend you like Muslims on rugs/ Facin east and prayin
Puncture ya trachea with my fingers to try and "feel" what you was sayin
You probably had a tough morning thinkin of how you'd die later
Sweatin cuz you were shook like epileptics usin vibrators
So try to savor your last round victory over Deacon
Cuz your takin a loss now...its ya turn so finish eatin...
yo...put down that 12 pack of Twinkies and kick ya rhyme bitch...
Kno
KOTRT
E.S.
RedLine
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~JUGGA~
************************************************** **************
Now...only two remain....although one seems to be shaken badly...(and
you KNO who that is!)perhaps so many near losses in previous rounds
have this man considering second guessing his skill level....can he
really "match" up with ThA JuGGaNauT??? Not even if he was in a book
of 'em...as ~JUGZ~ prepares for this Finals Battle like Jordan
prepares for the Utah Jazz...the battle of Dirty South Reps begins and
ends with these words.....
************************************************** ****************
"YOU SHOULD'VE KNO-WN BETTER"
First of all I KNO you pussy-by that pudding leak in ya trousers
You better off at the Bates Motel taking a shower after hours
You a coward-grippin' the mic like a toddler-don't bother
Posting-you'll just win another Best Supporting Transvestite Oscar!
Beat ya ass like LL's Father-scrape ya skin off like dental tarter
Make multi-uses from ya body parts like George Washington Carver
I'm harder than rigamortis nipples you weak like wet toilet tissue...
If you phat-I'll eat you-drop phat shit and clog the toilet with you!
It's official-like countries with no A-Bomb-you're no threat
Like bench warmers-I'll "take you out the game" with "no sweat!"
To "de-feet" me-you'd need to be...one wicked podiatrist!
Try and dis-I'll make your reputation "shrink"-like psychiatrists!
Break out!-like psoriasis-"I got this sewn" like quilting
You wanna bite something ill?-I'll place ebola in ya crown fillings
"Chew on that" I got a feeling you soft like salted slugs
Plus ya tarot says "Ya best bet is to default to ~JUGZ~!"
You "full of shit"-because of fudge packed in ya ass like sugar cones
You sweet like pregnant womens' teeth when they get those sugar jones
I should've KNOwn you just sorry garbage...
You verses me is like Playstation graphics verses the first Atari cartridge
I'm too advanced...with flows phatter than liposuction biproducts
You wouldn't be dope even if they burned your CD's on narcotics
You KNOw ya chance to win is slimmer than bulimic anorexics
On crack with wired stomachs eating Fin-Fin for breakfast!
With ya neck split-I can finally "see" what you've been saying
Your ass whoopin's "overdue" like library books and bills you ain't paying
While I'm claiming more victims-than failed immune booster systems
You couldn't hang if you were Jesus and this was your crucifixion!
Do revisions-come back tighter-like clothes when women gain weight...
Once you bust Viagra nuts on rulers-then we'll say "you came straight!"
I make ya "frame break"-like fat asses plopped down on glasses!
In battles-my breath has this scent like carbon-monoxide gases...
And I'm in ya face-you probably couldn't even shoot the "gift" with
A shotgun if ya dad brought home a Mogwai (Gremlin) in water for Christmas!
You get more "boos" and "hisses"...than R&B singers at Lyricist Lounge
Lyricists drown in my flows-news reads "KNO Lyricists Found"
You goin' down like vampires...sunbathing with no suntan lotion
You might get open-but they "feeling" me more-like their emotions
You showin' some skills-but I still got ya head spinnin' like excorcists
Plus you couldn't answer this verse if you were my receptionist...
************************************************** *****************
A dissected KNO is carted into the airlift ambulance....maybe he'll
live...maybe he won't.....
************************************************** *****************
ThA YeaR oF ThA JuGGaNauT....