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David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 01:36 AM

Review of Round 1


Dolla defeated Odds in a close battle that could have gone either way

Genocide got a easy win over Sir Bling since Sir didn’t even bother to show.

Final Chapta defeated PhiLLy-Stacks with no effort.

Defcon_5 ran right through .KuJoE.

Morehits barely got through Illustration

NoDoze edged out a win against Beht I. Nguyen.

C. Gaffle beat Mike Wrecka in a close one

Sound edged out a win against -king david-

David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 01:37 AM

Top 10 Punches of the Week
Not in order.

I wonder why this dude tries and runs with the best?
Mentioning me is what made ya avi put a gun to his head!
Dolla vs. Odds

no time to waste, i’m in a rush to break ya head
i’m putting those tired concepts to rest before u n ya man take the bed
MoreHits vs. Illustration

david's a pure homo.. i can prove it and such
danced out of his clothes for jesus - imagine what he'll do for a buck
sound vs. -king david-

I'm a full blown force, you can't even trust with a glock out
Your round 1 battles seem to repeat...HUSHed by a knockout
Dolla vs. Odds

for real dolla.. I ain't even worried when I slaughter rivals
cuz I can cut u in 4 pieces & make it passed the quarter finals!
Odds vs. Dolla

your spot in this tourny's soon to be replaced with an X, man
cuz kings blowing up, quicker than gambits whole deck can;
-king david-

i've seen garbage before but urs is the worst spittin
i don't get it..
..if u edited ya post for bad spelling why is there still a verse in it?
Defcon_5 vs. .KuJoE.

dropping them whack similes is why its sadly for sure that ya loss this bout
ur a scared bitch that uses like so much…….its like ur a valley girl in a haunted house
MoreHits vs. Illustration

i rhyme and climb to the front, you dont concern me in this tourny,
alien already killed you, what is this weekend at bernies/
Mike Wrecka vs. C. Gaffle

Sad thing is im not even serious, fact im losin my drive
but i still made ur gracious bow out...turn into a suicide dive
C. Gaffle vs. Mike Wrecka

forreal ur 0-8..better check who's turf ur living in
the only good thing with 08 on it is my daughters birth certificate
Defcon_5 vs. .KuJoE.

Note: Not all of these punches are nice to me. Just my favorites this week. Step it up next week guys!

David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 01:38 AM

Verse of the Week
Defcon_5

in text i'ma legend..ur the boringest homo
ya win column's just a big O like the orioles logo
forreal ur 0-8..better check who's turf ur living in
the only good thing with 08 on it is my daughters birth certificate
prepare for the best..Def is here to bury ya text
ur fuckin wack..n u'll probably ask it to marry u next
lama doesn't like...he sent me to get rid of u tramp
but u should feel good knowing u lost to the eventual champ
i've seen garbage before but urs is the worst spittin
i don't get it..
..if u edited ya post for bad spelling why is there still a verse in it?




Battle of the Week
MoreHits vs. Illustration

Illustration

Meh...

I'll just take a broom to ya dome and brush you aside
Or take your ego in my palm..n start crushin' ur pride
Good god...I dunno why I should try and force this
Its like blind baseball players..people beg for no more hits
I'm quick on my feet...my mind's goin' at a rabbit's pace
Yours is movin' like a turtles...I just think at a faster rate
I'm not the greatest...n I'll never say I'm a know it all
But your name has no point...like a bowling ball
So bye bye....kiss your ass goodbye for the next life
No one's fuckin' with you More...kinda like your sex life...



MoreHits

no time to waste, i’m in a rush to break ya head
i’m putting those tired concepts to rest before u n ya man take the bed
when it comes to ur asshole, u’ve been through great torture
cuz fags go in n out of illustrations more than gay authors
dropping them whack similes is why its sadly for sure that ya loss this bout
ur a scared bitch that uses like so much…….its like ur a valley girl in a haunted house
just from the beating u got from timevirus, i got this match won
time got in ur ass more than when ur man fisted u with his watch on
u should ask me for lines if u want to make ur words shedder
its weird but one ‘more’ simile would actually make ur verse better

David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 01:38 AM

A Look at Round 2

http://www.netcees.com/forums/images/Brackets/notimetowaste.jpg


Dolla vs. C. Gaffle
Could go either way. Both have what it takes to win this tourney as long as they push themselves to come as good as they can. It could be a slobber knocker if they both come 100%.

MoreHits vs. Sound
Another close one. Morehits has been stepping it up with every battle that he does. He’s slowly turning into a threat. Sound was away for a while and just came back but he didn’t seem to get too rusty. Someone is going to barely edge this one. Who that someone will be is up in the air.

Final Chapta vs. NoDoze
Both have a lot of years of experience on their side. It’s a clash in styles that will be interesting to see.

Defcon_5 vs. Genocide
Defcon_5 thinks he has a easy ride to the finals. I don’t think hes right. Genocide is no push over. At times he doesn’t have many punches but his flow has shown to be enough to beat most people. If gen decides to throw in some killer punches too then it could mean trouble for defcon. Genocide is a wildcard, its hard to predict how strong a battle verse from him will be. I don’t think def should sleep on him. And I encourage gen to come hard with it. Bring it with the punches!

David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 02:08 AM

Just a little something. Used my opinion as little as possible since the last mag caused such an uproar over my opinion lol

Props to all those who made it to round 2. If you cant see round 2 on the brackets hit F5 on your keyboard.

Dolla
July 14th, 2009, 02:13 AM

hey i liked it....thanks for bringing up two of my quotes in the punchlines of the week....i like that your up to date and have a mag for every round of the tourney and shit....your really active and that's good to the site....and about me and gaffles battle.....im coming my hardest...and i agree if he comes hard enough he is going to have a great chance.....good shit lama....keep up the activity

Mighty Odds
July 14th, 2009, 06:18 AM

dope shit lama

Wise
July 14th, 2009, 11:45 AM

This got going quicker than expected. Bummer for me.

Final Chapta
July 14th, 2009, 12:52 PM

i see you 're saving all my lines for the next mag.

lol.

lets do this no doze.

iDeals
July 14th, 2009, 01:06 PM

um... he must not have wanted to break that verse up =-/

The problem with this tourney is the left side of the bracket is heavier with talent than the right. Semi-final might be better than the final :: shrugs :

ignorant prodigy
July 14th, 2009, 01:44 PM

I agree with Ideal.

There's no seeding so the brackets get a bit off kilter... (hmm.. bit off kilter/adolf hitler..
I may have to use that rhyme..)

David do you have an e-mail address?
I’d send you a PM but I don’t seem to have the luxury of doing so. I want to run something by you.

Final Chapta
July 14th, 2009, 02:15 PM

lmao

Hush
July 14th, 2009, 02:37 PM

sound killed it with this

"can't outlast me, could never contend bro
i admit you got killer instinct - for super nintendo"

David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 03:41 PM

So did the first 10 people that used that before when the game first came out. Or at least in 03-04. Ive seen it done alot.

David Lama
July 14th, 2009, 03:44 PM

I agree with Ideal.

There's no seeding so the brackets get a bit off kilter... (hmm.. bit off kilter/adolf hitler..
I may have to use that rhyme..)

David do you have an e-mail address?
I’d send you a PM but I don’t seem to have the luxury of doing so. I want to run something by you.
There are seedings. You just recognize more people on the left side. Just like theres some that recognize more on the right and would say the same about the right.

Dolla
July 14th, 2009, 06:13 PM

The problem with this tourney is the left side of the bracket is heavier with talent than the right. Semi-final might be better than the final :: shrugs :

you saying i ain't talented boy! :mad:
lol jk it's cool i agree on that in a way....

Sound
July 14th, 2009, 07:05 PM

So did the first 10 people that used that before when the game first came out. Or at least in 03-04. Ive seen it done alot.


david.. we both know each other pretty well. you are the man when it comes to knowing what's been done and said on the text.

lol it's not a big deal. it's a line. everytime someone has commented on it, you've knocked it.

i could care less to be honest but man, live a little. a lot of shits been done.

feelin' the mag by the way

kudos Hush

Genocide
July 14th, 2009, 08:13 PM

ahoy

Defcon_5
July 15th, 2009, 12:02 AM

bit off kilter? ummmmm no

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