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trap.
02-02-2013, 05:42 PM
Headless Verseman:

faggots like you always hate me, insecure cuz i rattle males
and i woulda jus signed in as Sonic, if i wanted to battle Tales
but no, you went ahead and fucked it up....got me taxed
always in denial, make ya mouse click Tutorial, to face the FAQs
im that kind of person, who electrifies verses to amend the bored
hopes flying high, well i'll finish the tip and put an end to the sword
did some research about this homo, word is he's got nooooo clout
im battling a fucking textcee, when my concerts are like exercisms, souled out
not gonna make it, ur in uncharted waters but ur maps behind an
to want to battle me u gotta have a lobotomy, to be that absent minded
cant believe you even got accepted, must be doin some dick suckin
Headless throws your hide all over a soldiers field, like Sid Luckman
no use in duckin, this is for all too to watch how your breathin feels
like cheap shoes youve got a bad sole, so for you, no Elysian Fields
i know you dont match up, need a hand so ill give you a manus
no use pretendin, we can see your 2 faced like a statue of Janus
it was tempting getting someone so pathetic, ur lackin the gestures
describe you as the 'white lady' in black films, always crack under pressure
attack an test yours, u need to reformat ya lines, ill re center em
sime had me suture Tayols limbs on jus to re-member him
its not rocket science, isnt it plain to see?
the kids stupid, thought wheat germ was a grain disease
kid claims to be german, and a basketball player, aint it somthin sime
when he's really 5'6 Betty Crocker, and not really Duncan Heinz

*you fuckin no name herb. thinkin your gonna come and put up a show
against the Verseman, get the fuck outta here. Watch me finish you*

soon as you send ur verse, the mods gonna stop and delete
since ur fat ima smash ya skull through ya esophogus, to watch what u eat
absolutely no hope is left, any clout u had is gone, u been slain
wanna front 9's, just prepare to be carved, i always loved the skin's game
hes a minescule person in the tourney, now just a scarred pawn
hopes of your winning can be abbreviated Ar, cuz they Argon
ill have no mercy for a handicap'd , dont care this kids lame
im the Heroine of this battle, so i guess im killing you in vein
your seeing terror, and need not go anywhere, i housed it
by ur reaction to me u'd think i was a concentration camp, "Au shwitz"
in the 80's you were a child physically, mentally ur nothin son
Tayolls was my Exponnet, looks likes your numbers up, ...what..


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TayoIs:

I’m built for competition you weak fuck
Only tournament experience you got‘s chewin TicTacs on the teacups
Testin me makes less sense than communists with prenups
Your self-esteem and my dick’s both shit your dime-piece sucked
I’m amazing, always exposing feats like afghani sluts
You just get fluke applause like when whale hands meet up
Other than flow, lyrics and voice, you got a pretty dope style
You’re the get a hysterectomy campaign’s poster child
Readers have a view of your wack shit bruised
And a new “to legitimise hip-hop Tay’s verse must be quoted” now
Your stock’s going down like punchlines involving Heidi Fleiss
Scented 10 inch vibrators is your shit, the mic’s my device
Voters form similes around my verse, it’s what they gotta like
T’s dug by what everybody loves, fuck Ray Romano’s wife
chicks toss me head, I get free blows like a charity bout
i don’t worry about being phat, you stress waters calorie count
lucky this ain’t face to face, otherwise I’d smack your teeth out
how to rap better’s some’m your idol has asked me about
Cats just cop your tape to test if they deck can erase, I’m
so phat, if I ever fell off, I’d fucking break space’s spine
Answer: suicide, question: you’re battlin Tay, explain why?
Bury you for real, shove you under six like age 5
no loyalty, call you heads or tails since you change sides
You move slow, just push sixtee selling shirts for A.I.
Your ma was still in the stirrups when she first said "it ain’t mine"
You’da been dead from bar 0 if I chose to actually try
shine so bright, I’m why therapists have sessions with daytime
Y’style’s higher on the boring shit list than watching paint dry
Finish off this blaze rhyme
Wonderin why I kicked thirty, coulda killed your wack ass with a played Ichabod Crane line...


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Final:
TayoIs (11) - Headless Verseman (10) - Tie (2)