If netcees were madden what do you think your player rating would be ?

[Frank Metts]

And just for kicks feel free to rate your friends and enemy's alike


Even madden screws these things up so don't feel bad when you think your Eli getting an 97 in madden 13 when really your probably an 89

[Fart]

I still laugh at them always keeping Revis at 99 ovr
I would be like, a free agent wanting 5 mil a year and a 71 OVR

[Certain]

I'd be an 89 placekicker.

[Tom Sparks]

I'd start as 75 at wr cuz I'm outta shape right now

But as the season progressed n get back into my athletic prime I'd be up in the high/low 90's

[Fart]

Out of shape starting wr at 75 lololol.
more like 58

[Tom Sparks]

I've got great hands so that makes up for it

[Fart]

60

[detour]

95 as a running back...my strengths are speed, agility, break tackle an field vision...my weaknesses are likely upper body strength an pass blocking...

[Fart]

Sigh
no one knows how madden works

[PancakeBrah]

ITT people do not understand art

Also

Roflfofl @ detour and tom sparks. Keep dreaming fellas

[Allen Knight]

Bags be a 3 an position is the field goal post
His highlight would be gettin dunked on once in a while

[detour]

I played running back before...I was pretty good...stop hating an give me my just dues BRAH...

[Tom Sparks]

Idgaf

It's a video game.. Er'ything is exaggerated

[ill nik-A]

99 overall obv

[Certain]

Idgaf

It's a video game.. Er'ything is exaggerated

Not in Madden.

[PancakeBrah]

I played running back before...I was pretty good...stop hating an give me my just dues BRAH...

So you think you'd warrant a 95 rating in madden at running back. You think that.

You, sir, are an idiot

[Frank Metts]

I was more talking about applying your writing skills to a madden rating

5% of this board is probably physically active and most that have had sports related injuries were probably torn thumb ligaments from gaming

[Fart]

Lack of strength and poor pass blocking wouldnt warrant a 95 ovr. Even with the rest of the mention stats at 99. Not even close

[emotional vagina]

I played running back before...I was pretty good...stop hating an give me my just dues BRAH...

MUST.....BE.......COOL......

[StarFaggot]

Infinity.

[Darth Yoda]

Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

[Swerve]

How do you pick a position for your writing?

[PancakeBrah]

Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

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[Darth Yoda]

and Bruno mars

[DLB]

im dlbrandon marshall

[Fig]

I would be a 43 as a pulling guard because that's the position I currently play, and although I'm good on my team, I'm skinny as fuck, but my technique would fuck your moms ass.

[Ghost1]

Itt every 1 that posted in this thread is fucking retarded?

This couldve been a moderately funny thread.

Its still finny...but in a pathetic way....because of what u posted and tbe interpretation of the OP that made u think to post it also.

Generally i dislike all of the people on this board. This thread is a testament towards my feelings in that regard.

[El Muffin]

Lol at some of ya harkening back to yall pee wee football days

[Fart]

Lol at some of ya harkening back to yall pee wee football days

I was an above average left guard mostly because I was huge for my age. Changed to Tight End because it took four of those tiny bitches to slow me to a stop. Fourth grade nigga

[ill nik-A]

We got retards here I swear

[Fart]

We got retards here I swear

My mom hangs my text verses on the fridge
Fuck your life

[detour]

So you think you'd warrant a 95 rating in madden at running back. You think that.

You, sir, are an idiot

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

[emotional vagina]

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

MUST FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF!!!

[emotional vagina]

Itt every 1 that posted in this thread is fucking retarded?

This couldve been a moderately funny thread.

Its still finny...but in a pathetic way....because of what u posted and tbe interpretation of the OP that made u think to post it also.

Generally i dislike all of the people on this board. This thread is a testament towards my feelings in that regard.

THEY WILL FEAR ME! OR ELSE!!! FEAR ME!!!!

[Witty]

Like 76?

I don't even know what that means, other people were just picking numbers so I picked a number.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS.

I feel really left out.

[DLB]

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

nah u ain't got no rating b

u always gon be the NE Coach of madden, u cheat like Belicheck did w/ that Spygate shit except u ain't winning

[Ghost1]

THEY WILL FEAR ME! OR ELSE!!! FEAR ME!!!!

Completely honest here

This is literally ur least funny account uve ever made/used

Nkt one lol has been created.

[emotional vagina]

Completely honest here

This is literally ur least funny account uve ever made/used

Nkt one lol has been created.

MUST.....NOT...LET...THAT ASSHOLE BEAT ME AGAIN....MUST NOT SHOW HIM HE HURTS ME!!!! MUST MAKE THE LESSER BEINGS FEAR ME!

[uh-oh]

i'm like a 99 punter

[uh-oh]

I'd be an 89 placekicker.

sorta beat me to my joke

i need to read threads before coming in stoned like i'm a genius

[uh-oh]

Bags be a 3 an position is the field goal post
His highlight would be gettin dunked on once in a while

lmao

[Frank Metts]

How do you pick a position for your writing?

Punch lines
Metaphors
Wordplay
Haymakers
Wording
Consistency
Speed ( fight night )
Durabilty ( so you actually show to battles or do you complain or sway when you lose )

Someone can add more just off the top ... Then avg them out and boom you got a madden rating

[Frank Metts]

How do you pick a position for your writing?
Set ups
Punch lines
Metaphors
Wordplay
Haymakers
Wording
Consistency
Speed ( fight night )
Durabilty ( so you actually show to battles or do you complain or sway when you lose )

Someone can add more just off the top ... Then avg them out and boom you got a madden rating

Qbs are obviously the highest ranked rb are work horses recievers are cry babies

For example to me Allen Knight would be a strong safety ... Ball hawk Always around and lays a hard hit on you once or twice a game

[DLB]

what would i be young Frank Metts da god

[Frank Metts]

I see you As a 3rd down back ... Very vocal on the sidelines and then come in and smash heads for the first down when it's your time

[Ghost1]

WHAT WOULD I BE FRANK!?!?

[DLB]

damn, i'm not even the 2nd down back tho

i need to improve, i wanna be a corner of the NCGFL one day, on some Darelle Revis shit

[Split]

82 overall but at something dumb like special teams

[Allen Knight]

Frank da gawd
Def top 3 boarder maybe even num 1 tbh

[Certain]

What the fuck is a second-down back?

[El Muffin]

WHAT WOULD I BE FRANK!?!?




Ooo me next me next!

I know im retired n all but frank n i were active around same time so shoot!

[Diode]

95 as a running back...my strengths are speed, agility, break tackle an field vision...my weaknesses are likely upper body strength an pass blocking...

by speed you meant methamphetamine right

yeah you meant meth

it's ok guys, he meant meth

[Diode]

Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

lengthy humblebrag, brah.

[Diode]

Itt every 1 that posted in this thread is fucking retarded?

This couldve been a moderately funny thread.

Its still finny...but in a pathetic way....because of what u posted and tbe interpretation of the OP that made u think to post it also.

Generally i dislike all of the people on this board. This thread is a testament towards my feelings in that regard.

it is still finny

that was not a typo

[El Muffin]

Lol. Its funny because its detour. I remember that old mcdonald grindtime vid of hom tweaking on some shit

[Ghost1]

Lol@finny

[...the Nagger]

I played CB/S and RB in real life

my RB rating would be like a 66 I broke every once in a while but I wasn't real at all

@ CB/S I'd easily be a 71-72 tho

My pressing would be like an 80 off top. man to man high 70s low 80s

zone I would suck at my tackling would be like a 60 tho, strength would be a 30 right now but in shape prolly a high 50s

speed low-mid 80s with accel in the low 90s (yea, that burst is that real no joke)

I will say for RB my vision, accel, and strength was decent but I wasn't too elusive and couldn't really "truck" ppl

I was like Quentin Griffin without the little bit of moves he had and maybe a tad bit slower

[Frank Metts]

damn, i'm not even the 2nd down back tho

i need to improve, i wanna be a corner of the NCGFL one day, on some Darelle Revis shit

Shit 3rd down backs are smash mouth and your more offensive then defensive ...

[Frank Metts]

WHAT WOULD I BE FRANK!?!?

Tim tebow

[Frank Metts]

Ooo me next me next!

I know im retired n all but frank n i were active around same time so shoot!

Muff a Vernon Davis like tight esp in his hay day ... So it's more comparable to Shannon sharpe ... Could be a wide receiver but it's more hard nosed then a frail cry baby take hits like a man and keeps coming

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLYmxdc5CE