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God Of War
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David Lama
July 15th, 2009, 06:19 AM

Review of Round 2

Defcon_5 vs. 2. Genocide (http://www.netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51647)
Defcon_5 defeated Genocide in what seemed to be a one sided battle, at least the votes made it look that way. Genocide had the same ill flow he usually has. But he only had 1 or 2 bars that stung. While def brought lines that connected more often than Genocide did.

Sound vs. 2. MoreHits (http://www.netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51643)
Sound had some cool stuff. Morehits just seemed to want the win more. He fed off of sounds verse and made it a feed worth doing since it ended up being the bar that everyone quoted from his verse. Had morehits not fed, he probably would have lost this one. That's how close it was. But it didnt look that close, due to the feed.

1. Dolla vs. 2. C. Gaffle (http://www.netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51645)
Close battle here. Dolla underestimated C.Gaffle and ended up paying for it. He doubted his skills and didnt think that Gaff would be able to beat his verse with only a hour left in the deadline. Gaffle didnt just show and key his verse hella quick but he ended up TKOing dolla pretty quick.

1. Final Chapta vs. 3. NoDoze (http://www.netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51646)
This was the closest and best battle of the round. Could have gone either way. Sadly the votes didnt really show that. Nodoze dropped the best verse Ive ever seen him drop. Came pretty hard. Chap didnt come as good as he can but was still good enough to match what doze put up. It was a cool battle. Chap ended up edging it in the end. Nodoze went out swinging though.

David Lama
July 15th, 2009, 06:25 AM

Top 10 Punches of the Week
Not in order.

yeah i'm cocky..got a problem? then step me
and i'll make u the biggest nut to ever be cut without a vasectomy
Defcon_5 vs. Genocide

U copy sport...runs up and heres showin u, we're better off
cuz i'll get ridda Dolla faster...than openin up a debit card
C. Gaffle vs. Dolla

round 1 n 2 u switched ya style, i caught that, ur through
i should quote a deal too…the one u made with the guy who wrote that for u
MoreHits vs. Sound

your biggest claim to fame? avoidage of being a jerk out
dukes a mathmetician - struggling to raise his sperm count
Sound vs. MoreHits

Napped Through his Slow Flows , just another stat for Chaptas Promo
its a FACT that i slept on you ..everyone Crashes after NoDoze
Final Chapta vs. NoDoze

if your really that def -ill put tubes in your ears
so you can hear the crowd when they boo your career..
Genocide vs. Defcon_5

This round is all me, why? because i called it, made it mine
Us sparing is like Bums at an auction, A Dolla takes the prize.
Dolla vs. C. Gaffle

But im the clear cut winner, no revote, recount, or a hearing after
So just call me the Epilogue, if you really think youre the Final Chapta
NoDoze vs. Final Chapta

In skill kid ya not near, I got the 2nd round locked queer
so I guess its bad news Dolla...cuz the Buck stops here
C. Gaffle vs. Dolla

your Last battles so - so , Bested Fam , but not a threat to Chap
and The way i Tossed out Stacks ..u KNOW i aint a Beht 'n Man
Final Chapta vs. NoDoze

Note: Not all of these punches are nice to me. Just my favorites this week. Step it up next week guys!

David Lama
July 15th, 2009, 06:30 AM

Verse of the Week
C. Gaffle

hey we all gotta lose sooner or later good thing i lost here and not in the tourney....good shit plague

0-3 KO
http://www.netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?p=339690#post339690

Must be sick of losing, well I'll make sure ya climbs over friend
so try to avoid loss like the Plague...u'll only wind up KO'd again
& after i merk u, they'll make every officer and scholar work
then the search party'll comeback a day late...an a Dolla short
U copy sport...runs up and heres showin u, we're better off
cuz i'll get ridda Dolla faster...than openin up a debit card
& i can't fault you for actin tough, its the nature of war
but my punches'll put u on a power trip...straight to the morgue
In skill kid ya not near, I got the 2nd round locked queer
so I guess its bad news Dolla...cuz the Buck stops here


a lil rushed, but eh it'll do




Battle of the Week
NoDoze vs. Final Chapta

NoDoze

Final-ly you think this battle tourney is your time to shine
Dude, you have won just one battle and been here since 99
Im going to end your tenure, you been heard but see your failin
You are a good lookin bitch, but ya need to resign like Sarah Palin
See Im hittin each Bar, so you can call this a Pub Crawl
You duckin and runnin like Puffy, while I Shyne at this Club Brawl
Give it up bitch, you couldnt come around these mountain of quotes
I see that youre from Florida, I know youre already miscountin the votes
But im the clear cut winner, no revote, recount, or a hearing after
So just call me the Epilogue, if you really think youre the Final Chapta



Final Chapta

Napped Through his Slow Flows , just another stat for Chaptas Promo
its a FACT that i slept on you ..everyone Crashes after NoDoze
your Last battles so - so , Bested Fam , but not a threat to Chap
and The way i Tossed out Stacks ..u KNOW i aint a Beht 'n Man
N.D. needs an Overly Excessive amount of Clover Leafs to Get this
NoDoze , No Doze ! name stems from not Being Socially Accepted
go get ya Vest before Steppin to Mine , i got 'm Dead in my Sights
high noon on this 5 O'clock Faggot , make sure he 's a head of his time
The ironies inspiring ..
NoDoze thought he was Blessin Music, look at ya record stupid
textin bullshit , while The first Half of ya Name is Better Suited

David Lama
July 15th, 2009, 06:33 AM

A Look at the Semi Finals

http://www.netcees.com/forums/images/Brackets/notimetowaste.jpg

Defcon_5 vs. Final Chapta
Both been text battling for over a decade. Defcon_5 since 1997 and Final Chapta since 1999. Between these two theres over 20 years of experience when it comes to textceeing. That's alot of years! I'm not sure if they have ever faced each other before. I'm sure they both know each other pretty well and will be bringing personals in this one. This will be interesting to see and could go either way. Both can bring it.


C. Gaffle vs. MoreHits
Dont think these two have battled before. This one could get interesting. I dont think we've ever seen a real verse from C. Gaffle. I wish he tried on a battle for once. Not sure if he'll have to try to win this one. But I dont think he should underestimate MoreHits. MoreHits is one of those guys that seem to get better with each verse and could surprise you and catch you off guard. It could go either way. Both should come with their best if they really want to win this tourney.

David Lama
July 15th, 2009, 06:41 AM

Props to all those who made it to the semis. Goodluck. Just something quick for ya.

Sound
July 15th, 2009, 09:09 AM

ah man, feeding is madd cheap.

anyways, good luck to everyone next round

NoDoze
July 15th, 2009, 10:25 AM

Good luck Chap. Nice battle. Still think I took it , but, it is what it is. Rootin for you to win it now.

Final Chapta
July 15th, 2009, 11:11 AM

lol. dont be so bitter bruh.

i 'll give you a rematch after the tourney if you want it.


cool mag lama. i 'll be bringing it this time.

Sound
July 15th, 2009, 04:32 PM

send me an email when the next tourney's up.