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trap.
02-02-2013, 05:52 PM
Adonis:

You actually showed up…

I commend you for your bravery…


You’ve the heart of a lion, n that’s worth fightin for
But with the face of a horse, and the brain of a dinosaur
I admire your courage, your attempt at eloquence
But showing up was your only insult to my intelligence
Drawin me in the first rd?, drinkin acid is safer
Cuz the method to my madness is Socratic in nature
Got my niche from Nietszche, but these days spit for evil
Your clichés torture the crowd, but they aint on pins n needles
I see ya smoked out, then tried to fuck with me
Too bad youre not nearly as good as ya cracked up to be
See…Im the true saint, out to leave ya crew shanked
Theres room for one jay here, hes a #1 seed…’n you aint
So move straight to the exit or limbs I’ll badly scar
You dropped twenty in a roe, and not as a tip for caviar
The knicks been callin hard, go as soon as yall ready
Cant stand the heat in march….van gundy likes you already
Try duckin the danger, its just a disclaimer
Once bitten’s twice shy, im a thousand times shy…plus a remainder
I was up in the manger, Axe is always caring with respect
Gracing you with my presence, a hail mary for your death
And if happiness is a warm gun, this lord was, blessed with the force of…
The bliss of ignorance morphed to a war scud
Im god sent attrition for mens dangerous tones
Scent down from heaven on the wings of an archangels cologne
Blazing the clones, still exhibiting excellent charm
Tossin more haymakers than really drunk rednecks in barns
Furbishing havoc, im hurtin with merciless tactics
A higher seed than the most elevated sperm of an addict
I defy ya position to define what im missin
Youre a stable boy that works with horses, and Im just consistent
To hear you’ll stop spittin, no matter what the fuck for
Is a bigger relief than Abe’s face, carved into Rushmore
You barely make sense, dents have ya brain softening
Im goliath, youre david without the rock to sling
The softest thing ive ever seen… n the poorest disgrace
When I get ooh’s n aah’s by cummin hard in dorothy’s face
Feel the force when I rush through, like the torque if a gun blew
Head n Shoulders?...naw, Im a full torso above you
When you come to, and see all your comments are a fable
You’ll just see me with the knife n napkin at the operating table

*that’s one*
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Jay Krupp:

It’s incredible.. Ranked first? Shit must’ve gone alphabetical../
Takin clown college serious.. Ya best to learn ya lesson, fool../
Bestin you.. So stay off the dock.. Ya wouldn’t want ya piers to know../
Clownin AL.. And Home Improvement Went Off The Air Years Ago../
Queerest Flow.. Couldn’t sound Ruff tryin to make pet sounds../
Text clown.. Honestly.. I already started writin for the next round../
Kick down.. Orderin ya from my chair like home shoppers../
Don’t bother.. Just an intermission.. Al isn’t a show- stopper../
No father.. Bastard.. Ain’t bright jus’ cause ya ma calls ya son../
Al’s bound to live a long life.. Cause only the good die young.../
Should’ve tried, huh..? Flippen over my bars.. Sticks in ya tires../
Keepin MC’s behind me.. Like Mariah Carreys’ limo driver../
Pitiful crier.. Here’s a tissue.. Make like ShopVacs and suck it up../
Bust with Krupp? Al must have an almond fetish.. He’s fuckin nuts../
Ya shit’s quite boring.. Too bad I don’t know how to type Snoring../
Think ya movin on..? Ya got another thing comin.. like orgies../
Jus writin stories.. Ya the definition of dickrode.. So it’s simple predictin the outcome../
Fuck it.. Ya rank fits.. Cause I’m about to pound # ONE../


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Final:
Adonis (26) - Jay Krupp (0)