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trap.
02-02-2013, 06:23 PM
Adonis:



Wales, huh?

appropriate title for someone with your taste in women........


Im an army of one, you’re a rookie foot soldier
Who drew a pinner mustache on his lip to look older
I push bolder moves, make you book your flight home
A Craig David look-alike, bleached with a five dome
You were late with ya pic, that was near disaster
Im hiding it too, but with a whip, not for fear of laughter
Ill pierce ya stature…getting shelved is likely
Youre like Captain Hook, harder than everyone else…beside smee
Your push forward was a crime, n that’s ya last offense
Cuz Im about to take 5, but not in the nappin sense
Repent, or life line goes from jagged to flat
Its your trial by fire…and I went n soaked the gavel in gas
Couldn’t get up the courage?, ya lack libido
Your reservations for facin me are big enuff to have casino’s
Still, ya talked shit to me, you must be crazy as hell
But, getting me mad just means that you’re a layman as well
Your mom’s very giving, I let her blow for my friends
She yelled Ole so loud, she could sell lotion to men
You cant cope with my blend, the wit wont stop there
The scope of my verse comes equipped with cross hairs
Youre a chump, lemme let ya know in the best way
I gotta screw loose, you gotta screw loose hoes to get play
Youre the new slang…brought up and said in fun
As the latest figure of speech to be used by everyone
Talk is cheap, youre the third worlds worst economy
Writing letters in Maine, you couldn’t address ME properly
Ill end ya odyssey, prone is ya proper place
As for votes, you got the goods…its just that I got the greats
This battles like teachin madden’s Chargers to my younger brother
Cuz Ima make you Seau, and watch ya run to cover
You may bludgeon others, but not the sound God
This tourney's my turf, not artificial, but still without SOD
Best verse of last rd.?…your pops aint choosin you
So I sent in a couple votes…I figured you could use the boost
Youre a fluke, just wait for my quips to descend
The signature style ya got came from calligraphy pens
My mixture offends, best beware of my wrath
Youre act’s Thicke headed, kirk kameron would swear to the fact
Theres no repairing your past, cant fix the disgraces
Cats like you are the reason for not mixin the races
That picture is tainted, I wish sime had covered it
S'like I beat ya with the ten foot pole I wouldn’t touch ya mother with
Heres another twist, now im the one fightin the dread
Cuz I have to go tell Angie Stone that Soul’s finally dead
Its time to be bedded, ya trays collectin spittle
Im conducting this tourney, n I got ya playin second fiddle
My ending is stellar, you went the wack route
I aint seen the finnish that lack luster since Helsinki blacked out
Now, git on...the sixteen needs noone so feeble
Ya brought the real sweetness, but only cuz I got no Equal

*that's three*

ronJ
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Soul Strike:



Ok ..sum picture clowing first..

I peeped his photo, then opened the scriptures..
"Please God, what geek posts with a boat in the picture!?!"
Cats like Adonis, I'm attacking and ripping 'em..
I still can't believe Sime got me battling a fisherman,
It's funny as fuck ..but I should show some respect,
Aloe stole his towel so he'll have to 'throw in his net'
He'll say he's not shook, but let's see who fears this,
Cos I'm simply out of control ...like E2's beard is,
Adonis is a clown, a child who's getting vexed,
But I dont know whats uglier ..his style or MMx?
I'll let you decide ..but just expect that he dies,
Cos Adonis is about as straight as Espi's right eye..
This'll be close, but he'll narrowly lose to me,
Cos his verse, Imma skip it ..like Aloe did puberty..
After the match, peeps will say this battle was odd,
"The only hooks Adonis swung were attached to his rod"

Now ..the end of Adonis

He might have a rep, but am I'm really fighting a vet?
Well, who else has spent 90% of their life on the net..
I guess it's just Adonis, find a table for this drag queen,
This nerds been around since Cain & Able were a tag team,
10 years online and NOW he's stepping to battle me?
The internets his life...his modem connects to reality,
And his records a fallacy, so this saviour is specifically..
..opening my web browser putting favorites into history,
So call in his dickriders, cos i'm deserving the win,
He needs them cos even his eye's started 'turning on him'
I'm burning his skin with a method you'd call amazing,
..so he's going out with no flesh and 'organs blazing'
A genuis is what he's sort of facing ..i'm wrecking men,
Killing 1st seeds quicker than Herod did in Bethlehem,
I guess it's death again, he's the most respected in the pool,
But i'll kill RonJ and whatever else's connected to this fool,
He's rapidly decreasing ..he'll fold with the next hit,
...after I punch a 'worm hole' through his solar plexus,
I'm a demon with words, yet suprisingly holy..
A 'star in the making' like weapons designed for Shinobi,
We can battle in a hospital, then i'll fight the doctors,
Soul fucking Strike is 'after-eight' like the chocolates,
Everybody ducks me, it's the same with this rebel,
...I'm the reason 'Time Crisis' came with a pedal,
He has skills of a child, and I wipe the floor with teens,
Let's hope his boat transforms into a life support machine,
And I happen to promise when i'm battling Adonis,
That R.I.P will replace the RonJ after his comments,
That's too many reasons, but i'll still prove to this heathen,
That he'll be all out of Puff, like Sean Comb's semen,
It's the end for Adonis, I hope you never missed a line,
Because i'm 'closing in on eight' ...like it was 7.59..

Pz.

RonJ .....got knocked thhhhhheeeeee fuck out!
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Final:
Adonis (16) - Soul Strike (4)