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veritas
10-19-2013, 11:08 AM
VERITAS
1. highly successful in real life for real
2. Unfuckwittable in warring with words
3. Keeps it real
4. Troll master without trolling.
veritas
10-19-2013, 11:09 AM
You can only achieve status if approved by the GAWDS.
Zen
10-19-2013, 11:13 AM
1. I'm not homeless.
2. I read stuff so I'm ejumacated.
3. I act on here exactly how I act in real life.
4. And if I wasn't me, I'd wanna hang out with myself.
Seyance
10-19-2013, 11:20 AM
2 degrees, my own shop, clothing brand and an extensive graphic design portfolio.
Lars
10-19-2013, 11:22 AM
ALL AROUND BOSS, RUNS SHIT, NEW HOUSE AND SWIVEL CHAIR, BLOW JOBS ON THE REG

I'M GOOD
Masaii
10-19-2013, 11:25 AM
Inb4 Aero
veritas
10-19-2013, 11:33 AM
Applications pending
Zen
10-19-2013, 12:29 PM
I hope I qualify.
King Ra.
10-19-2013, 01:01 PM
1. Extensive study and practice of the philosophic work of Veritas master knowledge
2. Initiated in the mysteries of the Atlantean Masters
3. Black belt in the Art of Wing Chun & Tai Jitsu
veritas
10-19-2013, 01:11 PM
RA: tell me the location of at least 3 portals
ribbit
10-19-2013, 01:15 PM
I Leave links e i champ fucini titles and beltà in Ann Division or League i creep With ill record producers and i Own there stabiesi One right by the Bach for doga the other in the inner city for birds and the Third in th fcking country for cattle

I Also fucini caught a black pussy cat On My boy James back i Own two cara rive Bank Accounts One Apartment and Four houses
veritas
10-19-2013, 01:40 PM
I Leave links e i champ fucini titles and beltà in Ann Division or League i creep With ill record producers and i Own there stabiesi One right by the Bach for doga the other in the inner city for birds and the Third in th fcking country for cattle

I Also fucini caught a black pussy cat On My boy James back i Own two cara rive Bank Accounts One Apartment and Four houses

Denied.
King Ra.
10-19-2013, 01:42 PM
RA: tell me the location of at least 3 portals

Macchu Picchu (Peru), Stonehenge (England), GIZA (Egypt).
ribbit
10-19-2013, 01:43 PM
Who Not CUZ im inside ya Women's womb And stroking her leg and her tits poked out and her pussies Purring
Joe Metts
10-19-2013, 02:02 PM
Real gods dont send applications.

Everyone just knows.
Neighbor
10-19-2013, 02:16 PM
I'm the gold standard of God status
veritas
10-19-2013, 02:23 PM
Real gods dont send applications.

Everyone just knows.

There is a difference.
Joe Metts
10-19-2013, 02:28 PM
That's cool.
veritas
10-19-2013, 02:35 PM
Youre joe.
ribbit
10-19-2013, 02:39 PM
True He a bigshot in your Book Then teenwolf One of the flamin homos to look out for
Fart
10-19-2013, 05:07 PM
Nobody here is this
namix
10-19-2013, 07:16 PM
VERITAS
1. highly successful in real life for real
2. Unfuckwittable in warring with words
3. Keeps it real
4. Troll master without trolling.

I feel pretty aligned with you on 3 out of 4

but i wouldnt know if im a troll master or not because im that good at not deliberately doing it ;)
veritas
10-19-2013, 07:20 PM
Youre doing it right
Mael
10-20-2013, 12:02 AM
Reminds me of that episode in Criminal Minds where the main antagonist aggressively shouts "I am God!", before blowing himself and his fellow students to bits. Analysis assumes that this delusional and false ideology was the only way in which he felt a sense of power, making up for his real-world inadequacies and overall irrelevance. He was afraid that he was normal, that he wasn't special.