ITT: WRITE ME A 500 WORD ESSAY PROVING TO ME WHY YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE AND I WILL GRADE IT AND REFUTE IT IF POSSIBLE

[veritas]

FOR SRS. GO ALL YOU BIG MINDS HERE ON THIS SITE:

[...the Nagger]

everything already happened.

We already died

We still have free will. We do whatever it is we want to do

Its just that we don't realize that we have already made our choices

[Wise Wiggles]

to have fun

[Certain]

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[veritas]

everything already happened.

We already died

We still have free will. We do whatever it is we want to do

Its just that we don't realize that we have already made our choices


you are close.

[veritas]

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F-

[Darth Yoda]

k my turn

ppl are like alive cuz hjearts.. if u watch doctor show ppl die if heart stop beat...i hear mine now go boom boom..boom boom..dat mean = alive. hence forth my concluscion... i am alive......if i was dead by deifneintion..mean i wudnt be move....so therefore in further noti.ce....certain got a a++ cause by dinfenfiotn. ..he is alive and wrote! if u want 2 grade based on ur ideals dat r not in dis world then u get da f- mister...lmao u wrong..we win.. a++ hand outz!!!!! and if u want 2 giv eus f- then go 2 websters and change deifntino. ...mr"professor" ..... !!!!!

[Darth Yoda]

owned i win again. u not gud at this lozl

[Darth Yoda]

u suck bro quit

[veritas]

SILENCE YOU MIDRANGE DEVIL!

now I clearly stated in the other thread, you are dead though you yet breath.


you get the F- for not understanding. for not exhbiting enough intelligence to understand the question, but then again you will bow on that day and confess. remember the future.

[dead man]

...

[Darth Yoda]

...

[...the Nagger]

SILENCE YOU MIDRANGE DEVIL!

now I clearly stated in the other thread, you are dead though you yet breath.


you get the F- for not understanding. for not exhbiting enough intelligence to understand the question, but then again you will bow on that day and confess. remember the future.

shouldn't it be "breathe"??

wtf is you yet breath? did you still this from the bible bro?

[Swerve]

Fetus.

Ask me another.

[veritas]

none of you really know anything..is this not obvious.

500 words...prove to me that you are alive.

I will refute your words. if possible.

go....

[Swerve]

now I clearly stated in the other thread, you are dead though you yet breath.

I got it right, though.

[veritas]

wrong. if you do not even understand the question, how doth you go on to reason you have it's proper answer?

[StarFaggot]

We are alive to praise the name of The Lord God.

[veritas]

AERO IS CLOSEST SO FAR.....PLEASE EXPOUND 500 WORD ESSAY.

[StarFaggot]

God made us for his glory. He created the angels for his glory & praise. God has a huge ego that needs to be satiated. Once Lucifer was kicked out of heaven and a third of the angels went with him God saw it fit to make man. He insulted Lucifer by making man from the ground to show that he will get his glory. God is king, he allowed Lucifer to be prince of the earth but God's queen is the church and a queen is above a prince. God allowed life for his glory. He even took it further saying if humans won't worship me I'll have the rocks cry out and worship me.

God wants to be glorified. That's why he uses small people to deliver huge results so that you know it had to be the work of God ie Moses, David w Goliath etc.

That's the theological POV anyway.

[veritas]

C-

On the rights track but didn't amswer the question.

[StarFaggot]

I think the question needs to be more specific then.

[Split]

ill continue to exist regardless of whether i write a 500 word essay or not, and so will you. There is no notion that existence is centered around. That's why the best thing we can describe it as is existence. It all boils down to being.

[veritas]

Ok.....you may be breathing but you are not living....refute this statement.

[Split]

I can't refute it, only reject it. I define the terms of my own existence, not yours.

[StarFaggot]

Vote: Split

[veritas]

I can't refute it,


F


next?

[Masaii]

Ok.....you may be breathing but you are not living....refute this statement.

I concur, people are existing but arent alive

[StarFaggot]

The question needs to be reworded because how can you prove why you're alive if the why is because of the proof?

I'm alive because of my creator. How do I prove my creator exist because there is existence.

[veritas]

Perhaps you should see the real question here aero...

That being what is the difference between being alive and living?

[veritas]

There is also an answer explanation for it on another angle as well.

[StarFaggot]

Perhaps you should see the real question here aero...

That being what is the difference between being alive and living?

There technically is no difference and no nuance. If you are alive then you are living.

[veritas]

F

[StarFaggot]

A+

[Dope girl]

I will post it up when I'm done if not joking.

[veritas]

You are showing a lack of critical thinking and inability to access blooms taxonomy on a higher level.

Plus you are foolishly arguing your incorrect statement with your intellectual superior.

F still.

[StarFaggot]

What is the difference between being a troll and truly trolling?

[Dope girl]

I'll post a real essay not joking.

[veritas]

What is the difference between being a troll and truly trolling?

If you are trying to troll you are not. The greatest trolls are not trolls.

C+ question.

Helps your gpa.

[veritas]

I'll post a real essay not joking.

By all means do so.

[Dominate]

God made us for his glory. He created the angels for his glory & praise. God has a huge ego that needs to be satiated. Once Lucifer was kicked out of heaven and a third of the angels went with him God saw it fit to make man. He insulted Lucifer by making man from the ground to show that he will get his glory. God is king, he allowed Lucifer to be prince of the earth but God's queen is the church and a queen is above a prince. God allowed life for his glory. He even took it further saying if humans won't worship me I'll have the rocks cry out and worship me.

God wants to be glorified. That's why he uses small people to deliver huge results so that you know it had to be the work of God ie Moses, David w Goliath etc.

That's the theological POV anyway.


Ew.

Veritas your boarding is at an all time low. You used to be an A+ troll. Now you make srs threads about religion? Gtfo

[StarFaggot]

Dom you must want some action

[Dominate]

I'm not the one typing 500 word essays on command for C- boarders

[StarFaggot]

I'm not the one typing 500 word essays on command for C- boarders

lol fair enough but you've been getting at me like you want work. Relax

[Dominate]

Just some friendly ribbing pal

[PancakeBrah]

You guys realize Veritas is an idiot and you're just feeding a troll, correct?

I'll save you the time, V

"You're a fool. Fool.

F-"

[StarFaggot]

Pause.

[StarFaggot]

Just some friendly ribbing pal

That's what I told ya girl

[Dominate]

No, you said "pause"

You don't get a second try

[veritas]

Pancake. You get an A for knowing what I would say.

[veritas]

Dominate do you believe that a God made us?

[Dominate]

No

[Dope girl]

nvmd, I agree with Pancake for once,Pancake <3

[Zen]

I'm still waiting on dg's essay.

edit: nevermind...

[veritas]

No

Then you are a fool.

[Dominate]

My exact sentiments towards you for believing we are

[StarFaggot]

Dom may God help you.

[Dominate]

Ew. Not you too, I like you

[StarFaggot]

Dom do you believe in demonic forces?

[Dominate]

Define

[veritas]

there is no reasoning with him Aero. he is a fool. cake to thread.

[Dominate]

See?

You're not even trying to troll me or bring roflz.

You've seriously made a serious thread V, with a topic that's close to your heart. You are displaying emotions. It's unbecoming of you.

[veritas]

you don't know me. you have never known me. and now I see why.

[Dope girl]

Wanna thank God for standing by me through thick and thin,
Wanna thank God for not giving up on me when I didn't win.
Wanna thank God For Patience when I keep pushing him away,
Wanna Thank God for caring when I didn't need him anyway.
I'm grateful knowing I can count on his strenght,
Ask for His support and I know I'll go to any length.
When I lose my way He'll help me get back on track,
When I'm in pain his comfort soothes & brings me back.
I'm lucky because he gave me faith and hope,
When I was confused he taught me how to Cope.
When I felt like I couldn't go on he Carried me long miles,
When I didn't believe restored smiles.
Wanna thank God for giving me Guidance and pride you've shown,
Wanna thank God giving me a safe place where I've grown.
Wanna thanks God For showing how to strive,
Because of his love I'll Survive.

I hope this good enuff, I could have more

[Hush]

Better than any topical this bald god fearing faggot ever wrote

[Dominate]

you don't know me. you have never known me. and now I see why.

Tell me about yourself.

[veritas]

No.

[veritas]

Victor you are not yet a man. Let me coach you on how to succeed in life you loser ass cricket faced scum.

[Dominate]

No.

You fear me.

That is understandable.

Pussy.

[veritas]

No.

[Dope girl]

Thanks Vic <3

[Frank Metts]

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. –John Lennon

[Nahhh]

Because if I kill myself i'll go to hell. :/

[NYCSPITZ]

Veritas is getting lame tbh...lol @ aero believing in god fairytales, I figured a man of modest yet above average mental acumen could see through christian falsities. I'm in solidarity with dom here

[Mael]

Looks like Veritas has fallen prey to the possible reality of the Problem of other minds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_other_minds

Qualia is a troubling thing as well, begetting what David Chalmers often refers to as the Hard Problem of Consciousness. Thankfully, we can deconstruct and strip reality of it's illusions and expose ourselves to it's axiomatic language - Mathematics. I suggest you read some of the work by Max Tegmark, for a more conceptual, mathematical approach to systemic forms of alteration, chaos and entropy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_universe_hypothesis

That way, you don't have to worry about your life being a realization of the Truman Show.

[Dominate]

Post some of that please

Mael

[Mael]

Dominate

Anything specific? I mentioned a few things.

[Dominate]

The mathematics

[Mael]

The Mathematical Universe
http://arxiv.org/pdf/0704.0646v2.pdf
Is "the theory of everything'' merely the ultimate ensemble theory?
http://arxiv.org/pdf/gr-qc/9704009v2.pdf
Shut up and calculate
http://arxiv.org/pdf/0709.4024v1.pdf

Good luck with the maths, I didn't get most of it. I agree with his general idea that "Our external physical reality is a mathematical structure." I tend to research different theories, and his stood out due to it's relation with the anthropic principle. Other theories/ideas you should checkout; Robert Lanza's Biocentrism, John Wheeler's It from Bit and Chris Langan's Cognitive-Theoretic Model of the Universe (CTMU).

[Dominate]

Thanks, looks interesting. I'll read at some point

[veritas]

YOU ALSO FORGET MAEL THAT THE HIGHER REALITY EXISTS UNDER ENTHALPY. SMH.

you are all still missing the point...you all bring God into this, and I didnt lolzord.

what is the difference between living and being alive? start there.

[Hush]

Accurate avy

Well done for once

[veritas]

I DO NOT RESPECT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIAR AND A POSER.

[Hush]

I could care less what u perceive


It's why I never refute your retardation

U been off about everything about me from the jump


Do go on for another 2 yrs tho

Totally normal behavior for a middle aged Christian father

[veritas]

31 is middle aged? I guess when you are 28 years old and live with your mom still, your perceptions are perfect right?

My faith is my faith, and it has nothing to do with me bringing the truth to your moms doorstep and slapping your snotbox with it.

I got everything about you right, you are a loser, and a drug abusing scum bag. you are a dirt person, a bottom feeder.

[Hush]

Your faith is a crutch for cowards

[veritas]

time to pump the brakes kid


EEERRRRRTTTTTT...

1. my faith shows such character and conviction of belief that a mentally/spiritually undeveloped demon possessed sub-human such as yourself could never grasp save divine intervention...which I pray you receive.

2. YOU sir, are the coward.

[Strikta]

He actually said EEERRRRRTTT tho.. lol

[Hush]

time to pump the brakes kid


EEERRRRRTTTTTT...

1. my faith shows such character and conviction of belief that a mentally/spiritually undeveloped demon possessed sub-human such as yourself could never grasp save divine intervention...which I pray you receive.

2. YOU sir, are the coward.

Lol the only difference between the bible and a fairy tale is the morales in a fairy take are actually useful in real life





Keep praying to ur sorcerer in the sky u lame brainwashed faggot

[veritas]

your mom is your god. I feel even more pity for you than I already did.

[veritas]

and vic....you actually show me that you have alot of faith tbh...

faith that every afternoon when you wake up, your mom will be there to grill you cheese sandwhiches with the crust just the way you like it.

[Beyond]

lol @ this good old Christian boy

I am your God. Bow before me and pray faggit

[Hush]

Lol at back to back posts

Fuck ur religion pussy

[veritas]

christianity is not a religion. it is a fellowship.

your mom does exist...but you secretly make her wish she didnt.

James Flores....hey buddy. consider why real life made you so angry? to the point of turning on me, when I have always defended you. not a good look buddy.

[StarFaggot]

and vic....you actually show me that you have alot of faith tbh...

faith that every afternoon when you wake up, your mom will be there to grill you cheese sandwhiches with the crust just the way you like it.

Chuckled

[veritas]

#momhabit2013

[Beyond]

christianity is not a religion. it is a fellowship.

your mom does exist...but you secretly make her wish she didnt.

James Flores....hey buddy. consider why real life made you so angry? to the point of turning on me, when I have always defended you. not a good look buddy.

You cast the first stone.

And there is no God. There's nothing (no one) to be angry about.

When we die, I'd call you faggot in the afterlife but there isn't one, so I'll just call you faggot now.

[veritas]

You cast the first stone.

And there is no God. There's nothing (no one) to be angry about.

When we die, I'd call you faggot in the afterlife but there isn't one, so I'll just call you faggot now.

what stone was cast? if you can name it, I will own it, and apologize publically.

[Beyond]

what stone was cast? if you can name it, I will own it, and apologize publically.

You will apologize publicly regardless.

Swift surrender is your only option.

[veritas]

well James Flores, see I have this principle I live by, and it has brought me much success.

"if you did it, own it...if you didnt do it, never own it."


so I will be happy to apologize if you can tell me what I exactly said to slight you sir. if not, feel free to attack me as much as you want. I won't feel it, but I won't fight back.

[Greed]

Nigga your whole gimmick is throwing stones stfu.

[veritas]

Beyond to thread. tell me the first stone sir?

[uh-oh]

yo i skimmed this thread

not sure whats happening

but im naming my next beat tape sorceror in the skyy

thanks YO