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trap.
02-03-2013, 02:12 PM
Himself:
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You look like a black British tourist...the type i go rob
Hows Krusty the Clown? You Jamaican Sideshow Bob
Dude's black with a mop top, got hair like gummy worms
Why you look like Mario Van Peebles with a crummy perm?
Your a thumb with a mouth...hairline up like 10 floors
Ya forehead stops ya hair and eyebrows Civil War
This Jean Claude imposter, makes rastas be disgraced
That aint a goatee, his 'stache trying ta runaway
Smoke me? Silly Toilet couldnt toke enough
Show love, its the founder of Milli Vanilli kareoke club
This cat Toil is rippin it, bein a beast in the booth
But thats expected shit, when ur a British Sabretooth
Cuz Toil hunts fish, wit no worms on his pole
Just sports a wetsuit and dumps his head in the bowl
Toil's fake Vanilli face is forever outta shape
His speedbump chin makes like half his body weight
A black gumby, all ya raps crumby...the kind u waste
Chin Hair? Next time you rhyme, shave...wipin ya face
When you walk by a barber, the guy's neck will snap
Like "thats what Toadstool had under the mushroom cap"
A dirty white kid, not bathin till next April
Couldnt get an Encore, even if u could afford cable
Your only filler for the board, i'll make you filler for a morgue
His head's a landfill for still-born Umbillical cords
My rap's anticipated, even your pulse is waiting
Paperclip guy on-screen sayin "damn, Arnold and Predator mated"
Cuz Toil's a limburger case wit a cheese of disgrace
And his mom feels guilty when a smile's on his face

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Toil:
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lets go tubby..

just peeped ya pic, it made me gape in amazement
i never knew ethopia was home to overweight cavemen
if ya cant handle beef, ill make ya cry
cus ya look like the cannibal chief, that ate his tribe
we know ya bodies fat too, dont say the flab lessons
youre like a digital clock, cus you always have seconds
ya look like a pig in ya pic, i dont think ya planned ta
cus why would a third world nigga, turn his nose up at a camera?
either im tripping, or its the light in this place
but for a moment, i thought i was rhyming to a mic with a face
Himself admitted hes gay, ill pound his dome
but since when did Freeway get down syndrome?
fuck ya nostril, im carving a hole thas deeper
cus youre the fucking cause of all the starving in africa
ya easy to beat, but ya belly is too fat
i would make lite of ya, but not even diets cud do that
gotta give props to Royce, tho his sales are hyped
but it appears that his diss track, made Bizarre pale with fright
my verse is tasty, it shows how ull never be shit
id make ya lick ya lips, but thatd arrose Storm Gs dick
i know ure in al Quieda, but a shave wudnt harm ya
im guessing you didnt have a razor, in ya cave with Osama
ya look like ya always give in, to hunger and thirst
but i bet ur not even fat, theres just a bomb under ya shirt
Defcon spams this site, u give him some help
i bet ya cheeks arent even that fat, its just his cum in ya mouth
ya hairs more uneven than how ya losing this tussle
but its cool how u can do the peoples eyebrow, without moving a muscle
now a message to the voters: be blunt on this match
cus if ya sugar coat ya reply, tubby will have a pre lunch snack