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02-03-2013, 02:20 PM
Rhode:
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devious? i ain't believin this, you can't be serious
cause takin answer don't make you dope, it makes you a cheater bitch
my theory is ya rhyme scheme really ain't nothin to be proud of
what, ya practicin that text flow for your text double album
theres just somethin troublin about him -
maybe it's that mustache he's frontin
but i can't put my finger on it, i wouldn't want to smudge it
ya fuckin dumb kid, and imma leave you out this round
i mean, ya couldn't spell your name so you had to sound it out
how's about you give me ya addy an i forward you some dollars
don't know how you plan to afford a loss when you can't afford the power
head towards a shower, that filthy shirt is sure to damage health
shit... fuck poppin a collar, it'd probably stand up by itself
honestly, i'm 16th, my odds are slim but your chance is worse
cause half ya last battle forced multi's, the rest was answers verse
and i'm sure the second i saw that picture, shit, i was shocked an stared
i always wondered what happened to eddie when family matters went off the air
man stop right there, ya gettin wrecked old man
verse has hyphens and all those periods, the first ever text throwback
i know that ya pictures supposed rock some sort of gangsta rapper pose
but the fact is, ya tilt ya head cause ya can't see past ya nose
be practical, i guess DVS is alright for now
what, you waitin for wheel of fortune to get a chance to buy the vowels?
let me type it out, i know why ya face looks shiny an glazed up
ya nervous that the owners of that house are gonna wake up
man, ya face is fucked, huge eyebrows, nose and lips don't compare
makes you look like a real version of a caricature ya get at the fair
man, you an ya dad look so much alike it concerns me
next time ya see him, tell him i used to love that bit he did w. ernie
i burned d, i still can believe he's that type of cheater
takin a picture in the dark so i could only diss his eye white's an his t-shirt
so while your writin ya last verse, ya shiny face has somethin to fall back on
we'll give you some headphones -
and you could be the blackversion of the UP mascot

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Your phoniness is lifted....picture the lies he spouts.../
the only hood you've ever been in ..has the eyes cut out.../
he's drives around his suburban lifeless town.../
so now he's shaking high as clouds... a base-hit pipe in mouth.../
takes dick so hard through braces..yanks the wires out../
he's quite the clown... verse was a utter nerd display../
rehearsing slang...and words he heard "colored" person say..
*why the animosity???..hmm lemme guess*
damn he's MAD ..panicked....wanted to can the match../
scared a black man'll snatch..his ambercrombie fanny bag../
that'll cause a handicap...so I'll be your saving sheild../
I'll refrain from sex.. shave my chest..to even the playing field../
easy you'll scale and peel....stay away from direct sonning../
hey your face is less cunning being its laden w/ death's coloring.../
fade away if you left sunbeams...Deev tears @ his arrogance .../
its apparent right there in pics...he pales in comparison.../
who dared'm to shear and clip..his hair w/ no mirror present?../
your clearly heading ..towards the appearance of queer'n headless../
yea..I fear a trekky....shaking so hard you see it huh??../
yet he stares @ his ceiling ..like scotty'll beam'm up../
MY GOD I've seen enough...unholy..this photo's evil.../
getting on your knees to suck..is your ONLY blow to my ego../
don't need SOUL to defeat you...footnotes are sufficient.../
that escape in moans..when my shoes goes through his sphincter../
who KNOWS where this geeks from...sex? they probably would let'm../
if he didn't offer to pull the condom from his pocket protector../
his loss is in effort....just it..depends on your words.../
is it verse? or text version of revenge of the nerds??.../
your win has submerged...cut you off @ the lenses../
you harbor desention...but your odds are afflicted.../
see D? not hardly PRICK...you need a stronger prescription..
*emails rhodes a prescription for silicagel*