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trap.
02-03-2013, 02:23 PM
iON:
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Big Gipptheria,

You fought Bic and got lucky but you wont get over twice
ain't no way in hell i'ma lose to the ghost from Poltregeist
ain't combed ya lice infested hair since you-wuz-three
and it looks like all you got for Christmas was ya two front teeth
you Krusty look-a-like, kinda resemble my last bowel
that's foul
nose so big he has to blow it in bath towels
plus ya' cross-eyed in the wrong direction, lookin shifty as hell
tried to look me up-n-down but got dizzy and fell
i quickly could tell, he isn't respectful with topics
of safety, the way he, be playin with electrical sockets
who messed up ya jaw Dip? it's all crooked and sharp
see his face? doesn't it look like he just took him a fart?
...iON just took Diph apart
smacked n confused ya', cracked and abused ya'
whoever took the pic shoulda' used a gun when you asked 'em to shoot ya
i'll laugh as i bruise ya', sorry kid rap doesn't suit ya'
but you can still get fame... cast as Doc Brown in Black To The Future
but yo, don't be sad when ya career in rap isn't hot
you still have a future on stage... as the janitor's mop
wish the laughin'll stop, but no one's to blame but you fa' this
you-should-just have taken 3 votes and let Sime choose ya' pic
then again it's useless Dip, but here's a useful tip
don't smile in ya pic when you got all but one tooth that's chipped
cuz when it comes to lines that's diss-related iON's heavy handed
and your punches are like the Columbia, anticipated but never landed
you never ran shit, claimin emcee is like claimin Kobe's Mike Air
the only thing that you seem to resemble is a flow-bee nightmare
i don't got room for rumors when I'm usin humor
the truth? this loser get's his hair cut by poodle groomers
comes out free of fleas and wearin a pink bow
and on the trip home he stick his head out the window
then when he gets home, he starts givin the cats a chase
it's time the facts are faced
cuz pussy's something of which you've never had a taste
you know it's the truth, so fess up and claim ya' spot
only time you seen a pink pussy was playin dress-up with Megawatts

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Diphtheria:
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Oh NO!.. this dodo's back with his homo raps
Your band of intelligence couldn't even pass for a solo act
Which differs from ya head..Slut, ya face is just rare
'Cuz your eardrums looks like they include a bass & a snare
If we bet 2 dollars on this match it'd be an amazing scheme
I'd lose on purpose so your broke ass could buy some shaving cream
Wrestling is fake it seems but watch this hater pledge
'Cuz Scott Hall isnt the only 1 that needs the razors edge
You'll be blazed & dead once you collide with fist
How do i describe ya pic.. "Mothers, run & hide the kids"?
Im designed for this, you should resign & quit; never try again
'Cuz so far i've said fuck the upperhand & took the entire limb
But to try to win is your goal & you'll achieve whats desired friend
^See even I can 'bend' the truth more than your entire brim
Retire him plus his hair punches, nothing you spits compelling
So drop text..give it 'arrest' like trialed & convicted felons
Your like 30, i'm half ya age with mentals thats quicker dawg
So i wont get in your car with the flash of a snickers bar
Or anything; you refuse to smile but your not ruthless while
..I'll whoop ya ass in a tuxedo & tie to help 'suit' your style
I proved im wild with a real sickness your broke, deal with it
Still bitches would be eating trash if they used you as there meal ticket
You better steal riches then chill & conceal digits
So you can go purchase a mach 3, new tee, & real fitted
They feel Dip & my road to success, they paved it well
So to battle me was ya worst nightmare fuck gillette shaving gel
His steelo's played as hell so dont say this artist can spit
Plus if we mention 'skill-wise' then ion's retarded & shit
My text bombs will leave ya flesh gone if you step wrong
Making ion's battle outcome negative like an electron