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02-03-2013, 02:28 PM
iON
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/phant.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Phant'; return true">

</a>Says:

What can i say about Phant that ain't already been said
inbread... pin-head...
ain't even drunk, why's his skin red?
you embarrassed 'bout that couch or just embarrassed to be you?
hard call... but that fag styled Caesar hair is truly you
thought he'd been paired with Scooby Doo, lookin at those sleepy eyes
then i thought about it for a second and actually realized
the funny look on his face ain't bong created
he's constipated
and is it me or that hand position lookin' a little too crotch related?
tryin to look hard in the pic, hope we'll think "damn! he looks tough"
but only thing I'm wonderin... "Why Phant's knees look scuffed?"
I see ya' bluff, you can't hang with these statements from iON
i'll beat you to a pulp like i was makin my own paper to write on
you ain't on the same level of greatness that i'm on
rename yourself "Phant.ico" but it wouldn't make you an icon
remember last years pic? you tried to show that kids respect you
then just like Dr Evil in Goldmember, even your midget left you
must've been hard letting go of your undercover lover
wait a sec bruh, he ain't left ya'... you ate the motherfucker!
that's how you got so big, plus it explains the evil smirk
it never made ya feel secure, the way he shamelessly would flirt
so Phant was like, "Hey you feeble squirt!"
...one thing led to another and he came to be dessert
now i hate to be a jerk ...wait that's not completely true
in fact, i rather enjoy the thought of beating you
i alreay know how it feels, you know i did it before
i had a lot of votes to your none, in case you don't remember the score*
this UPN member's a whore, & a little too cocky yo
but i'll leave ya' speechless like when MacDetroit dissed you in audio
and stop it bro, fake pimp, braggin about the sluts ya' fuckin'
we all know the real story, Phant only puts the nut in NUThin
this punk been frontin, truth is he's plain ol' dumb
i told him "don't start shit"... he put in his anal plug
ain't no love when the voters realize Phant takes the defeat
makin' iON bound for next round since i just Eight the Elite

(* PBA season 1)

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Phant
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/ion.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='iON'; return true">

</a>Says:
You're finished Galv...

You aint hard child moslester, youre a geek and that’s what P says/
You DO lay low in tinted jeeps…with ya pants down…watchin recess/
On top of regress, its round 3, step up and I'll shit on ya, G/
We'll separate the men from the boys, but dont worry, not literally/
Old man, youll lose ya dentures when my insults bruise and injure/
I put my foot up kids’ asses---you typically use ya fingers/
And to get chicks, Ion never needs a local bar or brandy/
Pick-up lines? Nah, he just stocks his whole car with candy/
Ya far from manly dog, bangin six kids aint just a slight crime/
Whys ya pic background all white? Did ya erase the police height lines?/
You bite rhymes…and young necks, settle down and control ya grinnin/
Turned the R Kelly porn off cuz you aint into older women/
And compare our ranks, OK Ill stop braggin and turn it down/
And ‘put the seeds behind me’---like parents when youre around/
Ill floor this clown, aint a calm scene when I bomb this prom queen/
Ill put my bum on your lips, now kiss my ass you Tom Green/
Your soft scheme is wack, ya parents passed down some rotten genes/
And the Carolina hat? Must be a walk-on…..for the soccer team/
Ill rock your screen, beat ya country club ass til ya crippled, Opie/
The only time you ‘tear the club up’ is after a triple bogey/
Your screwface-is….nasty, a girl wouldn’t touch you, dude, face it/
Yea I see ya eyes—Only means you got blue balls in 2 places/
And its 2 cases of wack pics, I pound kids weaker with the couplets/
Narrow-ass face, your silhouette looks like Beaker’s from the Muppets/
In speakers I bring the ruckus, and I know what I wrote was mean/
But my potent scheme will ‘shine against ion’ like proton beams/
Galv you cant duke with P, but battlin stick figures is new to me/
Galvatron tip the scales? This kid don’t even add gratuity/
Youre foolish G, a fragile punk whose quite an odd soldier/
You aint got broad shoulders, you got A broad’s shoulders/
So hit the weight room sticky boy, you need to from ya looks, fag/
A puny backpackin faggot who needs a spotter for his bookbag/
So look fag, with my wits applied Im just now hittin stride/
I just gave ya an “L”, put it in front of ya name and get some pride…