trap.
02-03-2013, 02:32 PM
MMx
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/balth.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Balthowsai'; return true">
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Balth...
... your face is a work of art... how you like that assumption?
it looks like a pessimist impressionist's design of a pumpkin...
frightening munchkin, but i shouldn't value a book for its cover
cuz yours is "We're All God's Creatures: Balth More Than Others"
ya gonna catch a loss in this bout, you're too cocky and proud,
get socked in the mouth like "bitch, where's ya confidence now?"
honestly balth, if you want an L, battling me is enough...
but with a pic that goes to show you're family tree is a shrub?
ugly as fuck, and that look.. i'm trying to figure it out...
is that a smile?.. or just some teeth that wouldn't fit in your mouth?
get outta here pussyface, you're best attack isn't funny
you're the kid kids who get picked on bully-back for some money
...i've had it with fronting, balth, you fuckin lied to us all...
no way YOU, Nerdimus Maximus, could ever survive in the Bronx...
.. you're tired assault is weak, expect to get knocked up,
you're only attribute is flow... and guess what just washed up?
you've got guts, but look like shit... and somewhat of a male...
your grill's got so many gaps, it looks like ya tongue is in jail...
see, i'll even help you a little... like, now i'm insulted-
my eyebrows are bushy... but YOU'RE eyebrows are sculpted
..let's take it back to HG, when you couldn't flow for shit
never used multi's, and made ya name trading votes for dick
your hopes were dim when we battled... i saw through ya shit
saw the bitchmoves behind bitchmoves and called you on it...
you took the loss, AND left the net... so while you are talkin
tell me, when you came back... whose style were you rockin!?
.. that's right, it was mine, cuz facin me, the net's hardest...
i'm fuckin quick to draw blood like LAPD sketch artists...
get this.. you're like a mosquito.. though you aren't a bug
you still get slapped the fuck off once you start to suck...
as for the bags under ya eyes, you should be treatin them NOW
cuz they so big, looks like your eyes are schemin to bounce..
readin this bout, it's clear i fucking have you scared son....
there'll be NO more rounds for you, so go back to square one
i spare none, like ya kid sister.. what can i have to prove?....
ehh.. i won't even touch on her .. perv, i'll leave that up to you.....
yeah... i got a big nose and look like an android.. least i don't look like you pierre...
MMx
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Balthowsai
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/mmx.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='MMx'; return true">
</a>Says:
Sin. Slay. Swift.
…‘just get tested…’ Now that’s the message, ya giving kids asking…
Bout your pic…an STD ad…that’s simply missing the caption…!
Cause when ya spitting you’re lacking,…& so now we’ll start to clash…
by sparking facts, ya grill’d look better…well…if ya car had crashed…
Since scarred & bashed, at least you’d have a reason for asking for votes…
That look of sadness on your face comes from when the camera broke…
& the photographer died…outside…? Your time for fronting is up…
you’ve come out in the light, I mean what? Weren’t you ugly enough…?
Claim ya been coming with bluffs, holding shit back & posing as wack…
though let’s be real…you’re only posing as Jeff Goldblum on crack…!
You know it’s a wrap, when you sell coke in the burbs, honestly telling…
cats with a nose like THAT, ya not hooked on the product ya selling…
You’re slaughtered in seconds, net nerd, ya verse? don’t spar, delete it…
so you won’t have to explain why kids need, flow charts to read it…
There’s a difference between us, beyond your troubles with cameras…
see, I’m from New York, the Urban Jungle…ya from jungles in Africa…!
So you’ll get massacred, looking like Chris Kattan, after stage fright…
though the only time you’re acting Live is during Saturday Nights…
I’ll bash ya name right, out of lame cyphs, where ya known in the circle…
how can you say you ain’t sucking dicks, with lips swollen and purple…?
Since you’ve shown that it’s hurtful, how my jokes brand you a killer…
Of yaself…wanna commit suicide? Here…let me hand you the mirror…!
I’d understand if you’re ‘bitter,’ meanwhile you’re mocked on the basis…
of how looks CAN kill, so that’s why you were locked in the basement…
Where your content was made, shit, you’ve had all that time to fuss with…
punches you stacked for years, & that’s the best you could come up with…?
Shit all your luck is…how you’ve made it, when reaching for wins to…
show you’ve made one seed again, so god forgive us, the species continues…
Cause no preaching in venues, or churches will stop this crudest lie…
I mean, the kid’s thought of a real pic is Jeff Goldblum…as the Human Fly…!
So choose to die, try suicide, show how brutally hoes can get lost…
and no, I don’t mean the normal way you usually Blow your head off…
Now the dread of, being dubbed ‘freak’ has you shocked & beaten because…
kids can’t believe ya THAT ugly…I mean dip took his pic after seeing ya mug…
Thus competing is bugged, when considering you look like one, bitch…
though next life, you shouldn’t show up unless Sime picks out your pic…
IllaMentalz!!
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/balth.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Balthowsai'; return true">
</a>Says:
Balth...
... your face is a work of art... how you like that assumption?
it looks like a pessimist impressionist's design of a pumpkin...
frightening munchkin, but i shouldn't value a book for its cover
cuz yours is "We're All God's Creatures: Balth More Than Others"
ya gonna catch a loss in this bout, you're too cocky and proud,
get socked in the mouth like "bitch, where's ya confidence now?"
honestly balth, if you want an L, battling me is enough...
but with a pic that goes to show you're family tree is a shrub?
ugly as fuck, and that look.. i'm trying to figure it out...
is that a smile?.. or just some teeth that wouldn't fit in your mouth?
get outta here pussyface, you're best attack isn't funny
you're the kid kids who get picked on bully-back for some money
...i've had it with fronting, balth, you fuckin lied to us all...
no way YOU, Nerdimus Maximus, could ever survive in the Bronx...
.. you're tired assault is weak, expect to get knocked up,
you're only attribute is flow... and guess what just washed up?
you've got guts, but look like shit... and somewhat of a male...
your grill's got so many gaps, it looks like ya tongue is in jail...
see, i'll even help you a little... like, now i'm insulted-
my eyebrows are bushy... but YOU'RE eyebrows are sculpted
..let's take it back to HG, when you couldn't flow for shit
never used multi's, and made ya name trading votes for dick
your hopes were dim when we battled... i saw through ya shit
saw the bitchmoves behind bitchmoves and called you on it...
you took the loss, AND left the net... so while you are talkin
tell me, when you came back... whose style were you rockin!?
.. that's right, it was mine, cuz facin me, the net's hardest...
i'm fuckin quick to draw blood like LAPD sketch artists...
get this.. you're like a mosquito.. though you aren't a bug
you still get slapped the fuck off once you start to suck...
as for the bags under ya eyes, you should be treatin them NOW
cuz they so big, looks like your eyes are schemin to bounce..
readin this bout, it's clear i fucking have you scared son....
there'll be NO more rounds for you, so go back to square one
i spare none, like ya kid sister.. what can i have to prove?....
ehh.. i won't even touch on her .. perv, i'll leave that up to you.....
yeah... i got a big nose and look like an android.. least i don't look like you pierre...
MMx
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Balthowsai
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/mmx.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='MMx'; return true">
</a>Says:
Sin. Slay. Swift.
…‘just get tested…’ Now that’s the message, ya giving kids asking…
Bout your pic…an STD ad…that’s simply missing the caption…!
Cause when ya spitting you’re lacking,…& so now we’ll start to clash…
by sparking facts, ya grill’d look better…well…if ya car had crashed…
Since scarred & bashed, at least you’d have a reason for asking for votes…
That look of sadness on your face comes from when the camera broke…
& the photographer died…outside…? Your time for fronting is up…
you’ve come out in the light, I mean what? Weren’t you ugly enough…?
Claim ya been coming with bluffs, holding shit back & posing as wack…
though let’s be real…you’re only posing as Jeff Goldblum on crack…!
You know it’s a wrap, when you sell coke in the burbs, honestly telling…
cats with a nose like THAT, ya not hooked on the product ya selling…
You’re slaughtered in seconds, net nerd, ya verse? don’t spar, delete it…
so you won’t have to explain why kids need, flow charts to read it…
There’s a difference between us, beyond your troubles with cameras…
see, I’m from New York, the Urban Jungle…ya from jungles in Africa…!
So you’ll get massacred, looking like Chris Kattan, after stage fright…
though the only time you’re acting Live is during Saturday Nights…
I’ll bash ya name right, out of lame cyphs, where ya known in the circle…
how can you say you ain’t sucking dicks, with lips swollen and purple…?
Since you’ve shown that it’s hurtful, how my jokes brand you a killer…
Of yaself…wanna commit suicide? Here…let me hand you the mirror…!
I’d understand if you’re ‘bitter,’ meanwhile you’re mocked on the basis…
of how looks CAN kill, so that’s why you were locked in the basement…
Where your content was made, shit, you’ve had all that time to fuss with…
punches you stacked for years, & that’s the best you could come up with…?
Shit all your luck is…how you’ve made it, when reaching for wins to…
show you’ve made one seed again, so god forgive us, the species continues…
Cause no preaching in venues, or churches will stop this crudest lie…
I mean, the kid’s thought of a real pic is Jeff Goldblum…as the Human Fly…!
So choose to die, try suicide, show how brutally hoes can get lost…
and no, I don’t mean the normal way you usually Blow your head off…
Now the dread of, being dubbed ‘freak’ has you shocked & beaten because…
kids can’t believe ya THAT ugly…I mean dip took his pic after seeing ya mug…
Thus competing is bugged, when considering you look like one, bitch…
though next life, you shouldn’t show up unless Sime picks out your pic…
IllaMentalz!!