trap.
02-03-2013, 02:33 PM
Diss Kabob
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/evo.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Evolution'; return true">
</a>Says:
Let me get rid of you real quick.
Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees.
Ya last round? Shit was like you couldn't use dye right.
Cause you 'won by a hair', but it didn't have any Highlights.
Right now, it's a whole army versus one mack 10.
And you can't hate on me, Asian bitches love Black men.
For your fans, this is a serious Loyalty test.
So gay, when Megawatts came out the closet, you got a Royalty check.
You don't rap, you're a Male Whore..
You be at sausage-fests battin' ya eyes like a frog in a hailstorm.
Me not winnin' March Madness is somethin ya'll won't hear.
You saw the Oscars mufucka, this Chicago's year.
If rhymes were alcohol, my potency would mess up ya speech.
Your shit is fuckin' near water like Sex on the beach.
To steal ya shine would be a small caper..
You the only cat I know that rock Pro-wings, but got Adidas wallpaper.
I'll leave every bit of his wit crippled..
He's not in deep thought in the pic. He's poppin' a chin pimple.
Look at ya little fist; Listen how hard we laugh.
Are you from Wilson Phillips? Nigga got 'Carnie' hands.
Not all Asians can fight, dog. Come on, use ya brain now.
Just cause ya throat is deep, don't make it Crane style..
Bitch, ya last Martial Arts school expelled yo ass.
You brought a 30 inch cocksword to Kendo class.
My styles got flavor G, yours seem insipid..
I'mma call you 'Little Kim' since you look like a Korean midget.
I almost can't tell if you're Asian American..
You got a Reservation in hell, so shit, you might be NATIVE American.
I will leave you in a coffin with lotsa Chrysanthenums.
You don't wanna piss "D" off, like Rog in What's Happenin'
In this bout, you get outsed and canceled, trounced and trampled.
Between us? I'm the 'better half' like a spouse that gambles.
On the real, cut the blah blah, chump..
Only Swell comment you ever made was about Hasim Rahmans lump.
Fuck lickin' shots, I just boxed you mentally..
and 'put you in a world of Hurt' like a Frank Thomas Documentary.
Next please.
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Evolution
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/disskabob.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Diss Kabob'; return true">
</a>Says:
a boney cracker or known rapper, it don't matter
if the pic is fake or real i still own bastards
beating weaklings who's game gets met with girls laughter
or the inmate from Half Baked punked by Squirrel Master
so ditch the steez, since TTT u been a corny bitch to me
the first runner-up ever in prowler tourney history
who gives a fuck if your identity?s a mystery
u still aint found flow in the 6 years u've showed us shit to read
shout to sime, cause a battle with this fucker? about time.
i'm exposin Diss structure so here's an outline:
"Filler filler decent, quick rhyme
Wack setup plus CAPS end up a piece of shit line
More bullshit "This time in Quotes" to show the Emphasis
...elipses...some whiney joke, that we?ll pretend is sick
Four words (comma), more dots.. and maybe finally
A punchline with references to the eighties or nineties"
u made em predictable the shit u pull's taken verbatim
..so maybe that aint rudge, just the big fucker that ate him
or snorted his white lies like white lines, man its poss'ble
cuz he got no nose, but god damn look at dem nostrils
i'm sendin the smackdown, u shoulda been ended the last round
and u so dark half ya face blends in the background
u dead in short order, left with no friends n supporters
ya words come under fire more than embedded reporters
housin poorer essays than the barrio's heart
and the only DK we seen bustin shells is in Mario Kart
was savin my best verse for resin, time can believe that
we see the mesh shirt but not the sime brand of knee pads
im friends with Speed but Rudge, u may be seen shot up
cuz whos the fag that says their name like a mabeline product?
thats wack dog, just holler at me when your sac drops
oh n fuck furniture, poor bitch can't even afford a backdrop
Native's fists knocked out better opponents i'll bomb this latest bitch
while u boxed up weaker hooks n 'cuts than Defc0ns Greatest Hits
so save it kid ya past ur prime, dont be afraid of pretending
cuz like ya career, your verses only fade in the ending
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/evo.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Evolution'; return true">
</a>Says:
Let me get rid of you real quick.
Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees.
Ya last round? Shit was like you couldn't use dye right.
Cause you 'won by a hair', but it didn't have any Highlights.
Right now, it's a whole army versus one mack 10.
And you can't hate on me, Asian bitches love Black men.
For your fans, this is a serious Loyalty test.
So gay, when Megawatts came out the closet, you got a Royalty check.
You don't rap, you're a Male Whore..
You be at sausage-fests battin' ya eyes like a frog in a hailstorm.
Me not winnin' March Madness is somethin ya'll won't hear.
You saw the Oscars mufucka, this Chicago's year.
If rhymes were alcohol, my potency would mess up ya speech.
Your shit is fuckin' near water like Sex on the beach.
To steal ya shine would be a small caper..
You the only cat I know that rock Pro-wings, but got Adidas wallpaper.
I'll leave every bit of his wit crippled..
He's not in deep thought in the pic. He's poppin' a chin pimple.
Look at ya little fist; Listen how hard we laugh.
Are you from Wilson Phillips? Nigga got 'Carnie' hands.
Not all Asians can fight, dog. Come on, use ya brain now.
Just cause ya throat is deep, don't make it Crane style..
Bitch, ya last Martial Arts school expelled yo ass.
You brought a 30 inch cocksword to Kendo class.
My styles got flavor G, yours seem insipid..
I'mma call you 'Little Kim' since you look like a Korean midget.
I almost can't tell if you're Asian American..
You got a Reservation in hell, so shit, you might be NATIVE American.
I will leave you in a coffin with lotsa Chrysanthenums.
You don't wanna piss "D" off, like Rog in What's Happenin'
In this bout, you get outsed and canceled, trounced and trampled.
Between us? I'm the 'better half' like a spouse that gambles.
On the real, cut the blah blah, chump..
Only Swell comment you ever made was about Hasim Rahmans lump.
Fuck lickin' shots, I just boxed you mentally..
and 'put you in a world of Hurt' like a Frank Thomas Documentary.
Next please.
<HR WIDTH="450" ALIGN="LEFT">
Evolution
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/disskabob.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Diss Kabob'; return true">
</a>Says:
a boney cracker or known rapper, it don't matter
if the pic is fake or real i still own bastards
beating weaklings who's game gets met with girls laughter
or the inmate from Half Baked punked by Squirrel Master
so ditch the steez, since TTT u been a corny bitch to me
the first runner-up ever in prowler tourney history
who gives a fuck if your identity?s a mystery
u still aint found flow in the 6 years u've showed us shit to read
shout to sime, cause a battle with this fucker? about time.
i'm exposin Diss structure so here's an outline:
"Filler filler decent, quick rhyme
Wack setup plus CAPS end up a piece of shit line
More bullshit "This time in Quotes" to show the Emphasis
...elipses...some whiney joke, that we?ll pretend is sick
Four words (comma), more dots.. and maybe finally
A punchline with references to the eighties or nineties"
u made em predictable the shit u pull's taken verbatim
..so maybe that aint rudge, just the big fucker that ate him
or snorted his white lies like white lines, man its poss'ble
cuz he got no nose, but god damn look at dem nostrils
i'm sendin the smackdown, u shoulda been ended the last round
and u so dark half ya face blends in the background
u dead in short order, left with no friends n supporters
ya words come under fire more than embedded reporters
housin poorer essays than the barrio's heart
and the only DK we seen bustin shells is in Mario Kart
was savin my best verse for resin, time can believe that
we see the mesh shirt but not the sime brand of knee pads
im friends with Speed but Rudge, u may be seen shot up
cuz whos the fag that says their name like a mabeline product?
thats wack dog, just holler at me when your sac drops
oh n fuck furniture, poor bitch can't even afford a backdrop
Native's fists knocked out better opponents i'll bomb this latest bitch
while u boxed up weaker hooks n 'cuts than Defc0ns Greatest Hits
so save it kid ya past ur prime, dont be afraid of pretending
cuz like ya career, your verses only fade in the ending