trap.
02-03-2013, 02:36 PM
Rymatic
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/disskabob.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Diss Kabob'; return true">
</a>Says:
The verse of your life won’t help you win this one…
Resin has an adams apple? Naah, that’s a misconception,
It’s clear those are Fracture’s balls that haven’t been digested/
That’s why I’m leavin him dead soon,
Trying to be Fracture2, endin up MC Not Even A Flesh Wound/
With no room to run, all bruised and numb,
I’m know I’m facin DK, I just wanted to diss the dude that won/
Nice style Rooodge,
You drop a quick phrase for line 1, and a sentence longer than most haikus
for line 2/
Dope structure, BUT CALL ME ALLAN GREENSPAN!!
Cuz I’ll empty the reserve, give ya ass a look that’s cold then ZING! BAM!!/
Your wit has some soft spots,
So go back to square one like trippin in hopscotch/
I got photos of Prodigy, Redman, even Ja Rule with his click,
Holla if you got a tourney soon, these are pics that YOU can submit/
I’ll go to Chicago and battle this weak bitch,
Only thing you topping…is my pizza when I order a deep dish/
Nice tattoo of a butterfly, that’s as hard as it gets,
But why you look like a black koopa from the Mario flick?/
Do you smell what I’m cookin? I ain’t the Rock but damn…
…I just saw your nostrils and well, it seems as if you prolly can/
You’re gay. You wear berets and your dome’s lookin greasy,
All you need is a jail sentence and we got our own Adebisi/
Resin merked you. Even Sime knew your ass shoulda lost,
He counted Resin’s votes on one hand, while the other was jackin you off/
You ain’t from Chicago, start gettin real whore,
You got a city background so fake most late shows would kill for/
Rudge is a bitch, I knew from the get-go,
Only DK holding barrels has his own game on the Super Nintendo/
Named after a Nicole Kidman musical. His raps are all gutter,
Rudge’s first single is Eyes Wide Shut off his album “The Others”/
Fucka I’ll destroy your raps,
Only hot wax you drop…is over your boyfriend’s ass/
So start writing your ode to the afterlife,
Shut that trial talk up,
Only case number you got, is the code for your samsonite/
“Sup Ruudge.” “Hey Ry, I hope this won’t trouble you,
But please spell my name like my chances, no double u.”
Imma win it this year, it’s been a breeze to can ya,
There’s only Faith in Rouge when Bad Boy performs in Louisiana/
Can’t touch the untouchable.
Rygar the KING
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Diss Kabob
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/rymatic.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Rymatic'; return true">
</a>Says:
Yada yada ..the funniest shit about this battle is:
This is some dream come true shit for you, and its a fart in the wind to me.
Get clowned like the rest. You ain't special.
Listen...
You want the throne but you rhyme shitty though..
The first white boy to rock Trugoys fade from the "Me Myself and I" video.
If ya hair was a movie and there were parts to be read--
the Grand Canyon couldn't land that 'part' in ya head.
Them eye-length eyebrows got me laughin; How'd that Folly happen?
Either you shape them shits, or ya pops is Charlie Chaplin.
You said I look like Treach, like that trash was rash..
Bitch you look like Fido Dido took a acid bath.
Dog, ya grill is just so so ugly..
The dermatologist diagnosed you with "Whoa, don't touch me."
And if anyone disagrees, they a damn faker.
Dude prolly wash his face with Soap, Fire and Sandpaper.
..Oh and his pic ain't at an angle, don't get confused.
Them 2 Dictionaries so heavy, they tilt his room.
Peep the right side of his pic, squint ya eyes and see.
That aint a god damn collage, that's a Shrine to ME.
Notions that I'm a fake legend? Dead those, loser.
You bought Vakills whole discography since Ebros rumor.
Boy, ya life will get stopped in a hurry..
I'll put a clinic on you; then build a hospital on the spot that your buried.
The bit of respect I had for you, you chased outta me.
Ya jokes are Will & Grace; the opposite of Straight comedy..
Aye If ya'll go see Dreamcatcher, this bitch gets paid.
He owns the publishin' to the nickname "Mr Gay."
You said Kanyes the only talent from where *I* live?
Knowin' damn well you 'play Twister' with all of your guy friends..
Ry's cool with so many fags, it ain't hard to diss him.
He got a crush on Himself..and I don't mean Narcassism.
My last round was good, but its quotes all day today.
With YOUR Wealth of followers? You put votes on Layaway.
Plus ya wack ass Nintendo game name fits fine.
Cause every verse of yours has at least 8-bit lines.
You call yourself "King"? Bite me, Ry..
Change that bullshit to "Prince", you rhyme like its 1999.
I'm leavin you BEYOND degrated--
Fuck Ninja 3, read this battle if you wanna see a White bitch get Dominated.
I don't trip when you and ya 4 boys mock me, fool.
With 5 dedicated Fans, how can I NOT keep cool?
FUCK a Rygar, at best he's nothin'..
Tried to sneak past me & got 'Spotted' like Answer tryna bench 300.
Yeah I see you, nigga.
Your boys too. Fuck all you hoes.
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/disskabob.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Diss Kabob'; return true">
</a>Says:
The verse of your life won’t help you win this one…
Resin has an adams apple? Naah, that’s a misconception,
It’s clear those are Fracture’s balls that haven’t been digested/
That’s why I’m leavin him dead soon,
Trying to be Fracture2, endin up MC Not Even A Flesh Wound/
With no room to run, all bruised and numb,
I’m know I’m facin DK, I just wanted to diss the dude that won/
Nice style Rooodge,
You drop a quick phrase for line 1, and a sentence longer than most haikus
for line 2/
Dope structure, BUT CALL ME ALLAN GREENSPAN!!
Cuz I’ll empty the reserve, give ya ass a look that’s cold then ZING! BAM!!/
Your wit has some soft spots,
So go back to square one like trippin in hopscotch/
I got photos of Prodigy, Redman, even Ja Rule with his click,
Holla if you got a tourney soon, these are pics that YOU can submit/
I’ll go to Chicago and battle this weak bitch,
Only thing you topping…is my pizza when I order a deep dish/
Nice tattoo of a butterfly, that’s as hard as it gets,
But why you look like a black koopa from the Mario flick?/
Do you smell what I’m cookin? I ain’t the Rock but damn…
…I just saw your nostrils and well, it seems as if you prolly can/
You’re gay. You wear berets and your dome’s lookin greasy,
All you need is a jail sentence and we got our own Adebisi/
Resin merked you. Even Sime knew your ass shoulda lost,
He counted Resin’s votes on one hand, while the other was jackin you off/
You ain’t from Chicago, start gettin real whore,
You got a city background so fake most late shows would kill for/
Rudge is a bitch, I knew from the get-go,
Only DK holding barrels has his own game on the Super Nintendo/
Named after a Nicole Kidman musical. His raps are all gutter,
Rudge’s first single is Eyes Wide Shut off his album “The Others”/
Fucka I’ll destroy your raps,
Only hot wax you drop…is over your boyfriend’s ass/
So start writing your ode to the afterlife,
Shut that trial talk up,
Only case number you got, is the code for your samsonite/
“Sup Ruudge.” “Hey Ry, I hope this won’t trouble you,
But please spell my name like my chances, no double u.”
Imma win it this year, it’s been a breeze to can ya,
There’s only Faith in Rouge when Bad Boy performs in Louisiana/
Can’t touch the untouchable.
Rygar the KING
<HR WIDTH="450" ALIGN="LEFT">
Diss Kabob
Attackin'<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/rymatic.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Rymatic'; return true">
</a>Says:
Yada yada ..the funniest shit about this battle is:
This is some dream come true shit for you, and its a fart in the wind to me.
Get clowned like the rest. You ain't special.
Listen...
You want the throne but you rhyme shitty though..
The first white boy to rock Trugoys fade from the "Me Myself and I" video.
If ya hair was a movie and there were parts to be read--
the Grand Canyon couldn't land that 'part' in ya head.
Them eye-length eyebrows got me laughin; How'd that Folly happen?
Either you shape them shits, or ya pops is Charlie Chaplin.
You said I look like Treach, like that trash was rash..
Bitch you look like Fido Dido took a acid bath.
Dog, ya grill is just so so ugly..
The dermatologist diagnosed you with "Whoa, don't touch me."
And if anyone disagrees, they a damn faker.
Dude prolly wash his face with Soap, Fire and Sandpaper.
..Oh and his pic ain't at an angle, don't get confused.
Them 2 Dictionaries so heavy, they tilt his room.
Peep the right side of his pic, squint ya eyes and see.
That aint a god damn collage, that's a Shrine to ME.
Notions that I'm a fake legend? Dead those, loser.
You bought Vakills whole discography since Ebros rumor.
Boy, ya life will get stopped in a hurry..
I'll put a clinic on you; then build a hospital on the spot that your buried.
The bit of respect I had for you, you chased outta me.
Ya jokes are Will & Grace; the opposite of Straight comedy..
Aye If ya'll go see Dreamcatcher, this bitch gets paid.
He owns the publishin' to the nickname "Mr Gay."
You said Kanyes the only talent from where *I* live?
Knowin' damn well you 'play Twister' with all of your guy friends..
Ry's cool with so many fags, it ain't hard to diss him.
He got a crush on Himself..and I don't mean Narcassism.
My last round was good, but its quotes all day today.
With YOUR Wealth of followers? You put votes on Layaway.
Plus ya wack ass Nintendo game name fits fine.
Cause every verse of yours has at least 8-bit lines.
You call yourself "King"? Bite me, Ry..
Change that bullshit to "Prince", you rhyme like its 1999.
I'm leavin you BEYOND degrated--
Fuck Ninja 3, read this battle if you wanna see a White bitch get Dominated.
I don't trip when you and ya 4 boys mock me, fool.
With 5 dedicated Fans, how can I NOT keep cool?
FUCK a Rygar, at best he's nothin'..
Tried to sneak past me & got 'Spotted' like Answer tryna bench 300.
Yeah I see you, nigga.
Your boys too. Fuck all you hoes.