If you had to pick 2 roommates from this site

[Neighbor]

Who would they be & why?

[Destroyer]

hush - weed
gow - video games

[Darth Yoda]

dull boy - friend
manhattan - friend

[Darth Yoda]

and we could tell each other stories!!!!!

[Hush]

Frank and Allen

[Allen Knight]

Bomb an outlaw
They my niggas nah mean
An knux would live on the couch

[Meth]

Sharp/split

Gow

[uh-oh]

da munsta and bodey

[Vulgar]

dead man
oatmeal

[Adonis]

Bags
Da God

Easy

Although if this happened I could kiss my sobriety goodbye before move in night would be over

[Ghost1]

DOPE LETS DRFINK SUMFIN MY NIG!!!

[Destroyer]

I already live w/ bags so...

[Dominate]

Cashius because it would be the closest thing to having the place to myself

[Cashius]

Lol. But yo....I would BLOW UP the bathroom. You don't wanna live with me.

[namix]

i could only pick 3 - rawn pancake and veritas

just to see if i could make it work

anything less or more, i wouldn't be able to handle lol.

[namix]

Sharp/split

Gow

man are sharp & split that interchangeable to you?

i know they fancy themselves similar, but they aint, or at least not to me

and its not even because one is super polite and respectful and one had historically not been -- im cool enough with both, but they just strike me as pretty different dudes

[Meth]

It's just a joke man :)

[Certain]

I'd pick Darth Yoda and BWHAHA so that I could make the third bedroom my study.

[Darth Yoda]

I'd pick Darth Yoda and BWHAHA so that I could make the third bedroom my study.

THE FUCK U TRYNA SAY?

[namix]

I'd pick Darth Yoda and BWHAHA so that I could make the third bedroom my study.

haha

im not 100% sure i know what that means, but i'm 90%... and even if i'm wrong, that 10% is still funny

[PancakeBrah]

fig and certain.

[NYCSPITZ]

i'd pick black, oats, vulgar. black oats vulgar nyc apt would be cool af. yay , real cool bwahaha frank and rawn are welcome too. i also like darth yoda and pancake but pancake doesnt like rawn md. genocide and split actually could form the triumvirate bc we're hockey ppl. dangles snipe gongshow lolz. i'd fuck matriach and bodey

[Certain]

THE FUCK U TRYNA SAY?

You and BWHAHA could have bunk beds.

[Darth Yoda]

You and BWHAHA could have bunk beds.

oh :))))

[NYCSPITZ]

darth yoda i knew bwahaha since 10 y/o u?

[Darth Yoda]

well if we're doing more than one, i'd choose Certain and oats. and BWHAHA I guess.......

[Darth Yoda]

darth yoda i knew bwahaha since 10 y/o u?

since 11

[Split]

NYCSPITZ
Muffdawg

[Certain]

well if we're doing more than one, i'd choose Certain and oats. and BWHAHA I guess.......

Only if we can call him boats, though. Or moats.

[NYCSPITZ]

word but irl tho. ur bond is powerful

[NYCSPITZ]

u niggas play runescape i have a really high level account on that

[Darth Yoda]

u niggas play runescape i have a really high level account on that

I quit. And no, you don't.

[Darth Yoda]

fig and certain.

y not mi


NYCSPITZ thx for inviting me to ur crib.

[PancakeBrah]

because you didn't pick me and you're relatively frightening.

[Dominate]

Lol. But yo....I would BLOW UP the bathroom. You don't wanna live with me.

You wouldn't, you'd be too grossed out by what I did in there to even use it. You'd use the neighbor's toilet. Which makes you even less of a presence in my house.

You remain my #1 pick.

[Certain]

I'm a good roommate. I do the dishes and take out the trash.

[Dominate]

I'm a good roommate. I do the dishes and take out the trash.

Can you cook? If so you can be my #2

[Certain]

Can you cook? If so you can be my #2

I can cook chicken, pork chops and eggs, plus I can grill. What more do you need?

[Dominate]

Can you make 2 minute noodles?

[Certain]

I prefer Top Ramen because I'm fancy.

[NYCSPITZ]

I quit. And no, you don't.

lol 84 woodcutting 84 magic hi

[Fig]

fig and certain.

awww

I am however, underaged, so us rooming together for you would be like having a kid

I don't know if you wanna run into that type of commitment, cake

[Certain]

PancakeBrah and I would be proud fathers. And we would beat you physically and in topical battles every night.

[Fig]

Certain you would be the best mother figure

[Diode]

nope.

[Certain]

Don't judge me, Diode.

[Neighbor]

Strikta
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Animal House

[Diode]

Don't judge me, Diode.

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/britta-judgy-face.gif

[Fig]

I'll judge your ass

with a rubber mallet

but certain is my mom, leave him alone

[Meth]

I'll eat your face

[Certain]

Nobody picked Meth, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Meth]

I see what u did there

And I don't like it

[Neighbor]

Meth seems like the kind of gentleman who would use your body wash & cologne, then never leave the house lol

[Certain]

Meth seems like the kind of gentleman who would use your body

[Diode]

Meth seems like the kind of gentleman who would use your body wash & cologne, then never leave the house lol

i think it depends on whether or not he is a daywalker

i am guessing not

gingers have no souls.

[Meth]

Not ginger :)

[Beyond]

Aero and Karaoke so I can be the only black person in the house.

[Mael]

Aero and Karaoke so I can be the only black person in the house.

Gotdem.

[Masaii]

^ lol

Wasim/chyeah/badweather

Dlb can have couch

[detour]

Who would they be & why?

well obv u...second would probably be oats cuz he strikes me as a very shy an non assuming type...he'd probably pay his half the rent an urs too if u just asked...

[Frank Metts]

Joe and Vic ...

[Wise Wiggles]

Robreezy and Veritas

[veritas]

none of you. whoever was fattest to live off of, if I had to.

[anime_boners]

any 2 out of the limited pool of responsible white dudes who would pay their rent on time and not cause bull shit.

but the real answer is 0 because I have a child and you are all horrible people

[King Karaoke]

Aero and Karaoke so I can be the only black person in the house.

Hi...

I would definitely save money on my light bill...

Bye...

[Swerve]

Bags and Allen.

We would spend all day insulting each other and all night drinking and tricking mothers on the way back from grocery shopping into our place to get sloppy.

[Certain]

Do they need you for that?

[Swerve]

Do they need you for that?

Yes. Yes, they do.

[oats]

well obv u...second would probably be oats cuz he strikes me as a very shy an non assuming type...he'd probably pay his half the rent an urs too if u just asked...

this is tempting, due to your impressive collection of nun-chucks, handmade paper ninja stars and Vakill albums, but on the other hand I would have to deal with nonstop bullet fire raining through the house from your thuggish associations and screams of FUCKSHITASSBITCHCOCKNBALLS erupting throughout the day. So I'm going to have to pass.

[veritas]

damn. coffin.

[Diode]

oats da god

okay oats can be my roommate

[Wise Wiggles]

Detour was conceived in a bath tub full of crystal meth.

[detour]

this is tempting, due to your impressive collection of nun-chucks, handmade paper ninja stars and Vakill albums, but on the other hand I would have to deal with nonstop bullet fire raining through the house from your thuggish associations and screams of FUCKSHITASSBITCHCOCKNBALLS erupting throughout the day. So I'm going to have to pass.

I don't curse unless it's on purpose...I may own paper ninja starts an real throwing knives but I have NEVER in my life owned a vakill album... im insulted u'd even think I would listen to that crap tbh...lets be real tho, it'd be far better than living with diode an his constant steroid induced mood swings where he bursts into tears over y'all running out of mayonnaise... That an his constant fist pumping to pretty lights tracks...

having tourettes>>>being a guido

[detour]

Detour was conceived in a bath tub full of crystal meth.

don't project ur life story onto me...

[Frank Metts]

Lol at admitting to paper throwing stars


I just evicted my own bro to allow oats to move in ... Plus I could prob use his razor when my dulls out ... Quattro blades are expensive

[veritas]

don't project ur life story onto me...

may I project your life story onto me?

[...the Nagger]

uh oh just cuz I know I could blast uncle murda and he'd feel it

as well as a whole bunch of other music

and prolly hush

and maybe orc if his accent isnt bad. even if it were

chyeah
naq
tyson

for obv reasons

or the super metts bros

[Strikta]

Gotta give this a lil thought tbh... ur all faggots, soooo..

Not an easy decision.

[uh-oh]

lol word^

i forgot about strik tho we would shut shit downnnn. he'd probably never do the dishes tho and i'd be pissed

but word in a perfect world i wouldnt live with anybody. room mates sounds like a terrible idea. the only time i had roommates was the weirdest most uncomfortable living situation of my life

[Strikta]

Haha that'd be one crazy tandem indeed... we'd fuck shit up.

lol I do the god damn dishes every day too tho.. & tho I absolutely despise it.. it's one thing I make sure is done every day of the week.

Niggas ain't tryna have bugs ya dig.

[oats]

Vulgar and black for good conversation and an atmosphere focused on writing.

Certain and pancake for new music and stoned debates (not sure if you guys smoke but I would be for sure). Possible blogging endeavors to take place.

Whys and yoda for access to drugs and entertainment, respectively.

[Ghost1]

Oats

So i could repeatedly advise him of different ways and reasoning that i could put him in a BOX

[Wise Wiggles]

Oats and I would be smoking out of a freshly loaded bong filled with ice and topped with keef.. While I throw my infamous Aesop, Borgore, Otep, Stonesour playlist on and then we will cry. For a good while. And order Chinese..

[oats]

Wise Ways is pulling away from the pack here, number one contender now. Bags might be a good addition just so I could print out the verse I KO'd him with and leave it scattered around the house regularly.

NYC would be welcome to crash on the couch regularly, too. I need someone to destroy at smash bros and ping pong.

[Wise Wiggles]

Jk oats god

I don't have a bong or keef

Have goose tho

[oats]

at one point I had 3 bongs, a bubbler, a peace pipe, and a vaporizer. gave em all away when I left California though. now I just smoke js pretty much

[Diode]

oats ill get rid of your neighbors/landlord

you may now put me in first place

[PancakeBrah]

in light of the fact certain is fig's mom and that'd be a weird situation i change my choice to certain and oats.

[NYCSPITZ]

oats i want a bed :(

[Mael]

illergicreaxion & Orc.

illergicreaxion because, like me, despite being part of the NC community since the start, is generally unknown and has never made a list of any sort on the site. So I dedicate this to you my former crew member who no one remembers except me.

Orc because when I'm sick/injured, you know he's bringing home the punani.

[dead man]

i feel as though on a real level wise ways, NYC and I could cohabit without conflict

oats you also seem dope as a human, and you have a latina gf with (assumably) many fine friends so that's a plus..

throw in zygote cause i have a feeling he's equally as strange as i am..

so, NYC/wiseways

or zyg/oatmeal

[detour]

Oats and I would be smoking out of a freshly loaded bong filled with ice and topped with keef.. While I throw my infamous Aesop, Borgore, Otep, Stonesour playlist on and then we will cry. For a good while. And order Chinese..

makes perfect sense why ur such a douche now...

[Allen Knight]

Bags and Allen.

We would spend all day insulting each other and all night drinking and tricking mothers on the way back from grocery shopping into our place to get sloppy.

Lolll werd

[Joe Metts]

Diode cause rent would be covered. So sob stories.


And uh oh cause itd be hilarious to havr a guy on the couch half baked scenario.

[Certain]

I'm tempted to say Genocide and Strikta just because of how ridiculous that would be.

[Rawn MD]

Me Strikta n uh-oh

We b evicted in under a month
N I'd prob b back in jail
But sht would b fun

We b making goulash for every meal

[Sn00p]

illergicreaxion & Orc.

illergicreaxion because, like me, despite being part of the NC community since the start, is generally unknown and has never made a list of any sort on the site. So I dedicate this to you my former crew member who no one remembers except me.

Orc because when I'm sick/injured, you know he's bringing home the punani.

i remember him. where is he tho? never made the transition i guess?

[Rawn MD]

Lol illergic = razinhell4u = dood I know 4 ever, he's a lawyer now in NY, prolly Irl take over

[Split]

Rawn's Translator to thread

[~RustyGunZ~]

orc and bags

[Strikta]

lmao @ Rawn tho.

[Geno]

Hush -comedy
Bags -da gawd
Ill nika -da yayo
Mike.wrecka -my nigga for yrs. -da trust

[Geno]

..and I picked four cause the house would be a behemouth. Fuck an apt.

[Strikta]

Geno u'd be a ok guy to live w/ I think lol.. I fucks w/ u bro.

[Geno]

Ya, I was thinking you as well. Fuck it, your in there. Lmao