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02-03-2013, 03:27 PM
theFranchise


who will win theFRANCHISE or sypher... no need to stare in to space
it won’t be a close shave... just look at the fuckin’ hair on his face
at the bar this dude’s expression is blank... he must be preppin’ for rape
and when i beat him he’ll let out a little whine as if he was steppin’ on grapes
you see his boyfriend just whispered a sweet nothin’.. and it rang in his ears
sypher must have got an emotional haircut since even his bangs are in tiers
plus the gay guy sittin’ next to him didn’t want to deprave him a grand throb
the unemployment rate just got lower since he just gave him a hand job
look how dead that fuckin’ bar is... just the dyin’ Boston scene
plus your career in rap is horrible.. who are you Brian Austin Green
whoever thought that text was dead... theFRANCHISE is liftin’ the art
seems sypher bought a waterbed since this couple is driftin’ apart
why did you cut him out the pic... sypher’s the rudist tramp y’all
i’m lookin’ into it as if a hole has been found at an all girl nudist camp wall
outpunch this kid then slip away.. who caused your foil it was nolan
the cops won’t have anything to go on as if the police station toilet was stolen
based on your shirt and funny looks..there’s no one at your table why
this ain’t the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy
he’ll take a gurney straight to flight... this lead singer of Journey hates to fight
it’s appropriate he has red eye since he’ll be leaving this tourney late tonight


-theFRANCHISE

Sypher


rd 2 vs. 100Proof

Bringing your old ass to battle me? You know you're courting tears
Looking like a rare bottle of scotch: 100Proof and aged forty years
You're beat up man, too much time in Vegas getting your rocks off
And now four decades later your face looks like a wrung out wash cloth
Still got a sharp nose though, I even emailed User and said, "Look...
I'll write THREE verses this round and use his nose for the hook"
And taking in that schnozz I can tell you it wouldn't be farfetched
For you to take that Falcon beak and make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs
Man I'm not gonna let up, just gonna get at you and go full slog
And if ya'll hear Proof croaked it's cause the guy looks like a bullfrog
Old as fuck, gotta get rid of that hat man, I'm wondering why rock it?
To cover up that your right pupil is about to Tokyo Drift out your eye socket?
Man I know why you do it, you lost your hair, it ain't there, fine
But stop trying to extend your five o clock shadow into your hairline
And I know I got you sweating me, your forehead is tomato red
Rest of your face doesn't make sense, looking like Mr. Potato Head
I didn't expect to battle a toy, but I might as well be honest then
You entire jaw looks like you're taking the recession on the chin
My lines are too deep for you, just scratch your head and cower hater
It's cool if you don't get them yet, the west coast always get shit 3 hrs later