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02-03-2013, 03:40 PM
Aloe


Yo Ajax call the cops, we need a patrol for foes
Some grungy ass hippy broke into your place and stole ur clothes
With a giant nose, this queer is more than a waste
Dudes a disgrace, looks like ur heads shittin beard all over ur face
Why u frontin like u don't have bugs but got riches
U look like Fractures older brother, minus the fun drugs and hot bitches
Lookin dispointed n angry like someone just dissed em
Real reason he's so pissy is cus that pearl necklace just missed him
That chick is prolly cute, but the way ur lookin is gay
Come on dude she got her hand in ur lap and ur tryin to push it away
I don't see skill and i can't see any doubt he's a homo
Know what else we don't see? ...the dude he's checkin out in his photo
N that ain't a jazz club... this fag clowns ruthless
On his partents plantation makin slaves play background music
I finally get why u grew the beard, this isn't just a fuss
I'm sure Scourge and AOK really enjoy the extra tickle on their nuts
While ur slobbin em down, u cop a squat suckin
N swallow such a big load, on the way down, it pops ur top button
Everyone thinks hes smart, but really he's nothin, a slob
He went from an intellectual... to looking like Kung with a job
Never earned respect, u bout to get ripped whore
Only stripes u got came on that ugly suit u bought at the thrift store
I ain't stoppin till i'm heartily done wreckin
Leave it to this fag to be over dressed for the party of one section
Ur face is mad dirty, i wish to hell u'd clean it
He isn't stroking his beard, his hand just smells like penis
Nice hair too fag.. what, u think ur pretty? fuck that
Why the hell's ur sideburn look like a New York City bus map?
Just a southern rich kid, ur wack n your useless
We could all be like u if we didn't shave for months n acted like douches


Sypher


Let’s pop champagne for the Finals! 3 hours later Aloe’s found dead
Cops ask what happened and I told them I just painted The Town red
And I’m not calling you redundant… but gay jokes are what we’ll see first
Aloe’s so committed to that theme he moved to the Bay Area for research
And we all know Aloe’s skinny, he’s like the width of a nickel
When he’s walking down the street if the wind blows by him it whistles
Got problems at shows, before he asks the DJ to let his music play
Has to make sure he has a mic w/ a cord, b/c it tethers him to the stage
And when I look at your pics, I’m not sure I can even see you for certain
I’d have to get a pair of 3-D glasses just to meet you in person
Your pics all fucked up, you need to seriously address your eatin’
Cause your bulimia’s given your face more angles than a dodecahedron
Gotta try to find some weight, that look you’re rockin is sick, dude
The door behind you is already open enough for you to slip through
You’re light as air man, your body clearly isn’t fond of food
When you go for a jog it must look like you’re walking on the moon
You’re definitely anorexic, you oughta go ahead and confess for help
Looking like Mr. Fantastic overreached and then couldn’t unstretch himself
Oh and the white rapper look is out, forget 8, you look like 1 mile
So thin when I start to shine this stick figure’s only use is as my sundial
It’s clear you’re ashamed of being white, we ain’t stupid dude
I bet you joined up w/ UPS to see what brown could do for you
Wearing black and green w/ a white face…wonder what to do w/ this fag
Run you up a pole by your red ear and Palestine could use you as a flag
And your punches are getting softer, I hope you’re fading on purpose
Because at this point the Fed couldn’t prop up interest rates in your verses
And in the south well all own guns, we just don’t talk a/b it in text rhymes
But I’ll still fill your skinny ass w/ lead…
… and use you as a mechanical pencil to write my next lines
You’re just not dope enough to battle me, better beg User to get pardoned
Cause if you were any good you’d get out of Oakland.. ask Rich Harden