Cooking for yourself

[Neighbor]

Cheese tortellini out of a bag, peanut butter & jelly sandwich, 2 Slim Jims, & a cup of Patron w/ Hawaiian Punch

Fml

[Cashius]

Are you broke?

Hit up a Wendy's or a Micky D's for some double cheeses, young prince.

[Ghost1]

LOL

Hawaiin punch an patron tho?

[Sintro]

Sounds good but I like my tequila dirty

[Wise Wiggles]

Stoner food... Mmmmmm

[Greed]

Hard out here for a pimp

[Neighbor]

Are you broke?

Hit up a Wendy's or a Micky D's for some double cheeses, young prince.

Nah, mang lol

I usually DO go for the McDouble.. 25g protein, 330 cal's, $1, pimp food

My girl's on a fucking juice cleanse all week, so I been eating the most bizarre foods to help keep my sanity

That & just a lack of any genuine effort on my part

[Neighbor]

LOL

Hawaiin punch an patron tho?

Bags, it's delicious

I usually just do shots if I'm out, but you get a big cup o' juice & just 50/50 it & you're goooood

[Destroyer]

that sounds delicious tbhawaiian

[Ghost1]

hmm, will try

[Neighbor]

P.S. How's the upload coming?

[Diode]

sad times indeed.

[PancakeBrah]

Eggs.

[Objective]

Sausages, spaghetti and minced meat. All 3 things kinda cheap and delicious together. Cut the sausages in tiny-medium sized ''wheels'' and fry them in a pan, when it's done you take it away on a platter or some shit. Then the minced meat; when the minced meat is starting to get some color add tomato puree, some water and oregano. These things are fairly cheap as well if you're on a budget. When the minced meat is done you add the sausaces to the spaghetti sauce you've just successfully made.

Should be enough for 2-3 meals if you buy a package with 8-10 sausages, 0,5-1kg of some cheap spaghetti and tomato puree shouldn't be too expensive either. Minced meat on the other hand depends a bit, but if you get the 600-800 gram one you should be able to make portions enough for 3 meals. You probably got some oregano lying around.

If you want to you can make everything at once and microwave it for breakfast n shit as well.

Actually tastes fairly decent and it's done in about 20 minutes. There you go, a 10-15$ meal (5$ max for a meal/dinner per day if you portion it) for yourself that isn't too bad and should be just enough to fill your stomach to be satisfied for another 4 hours. I make it every now and then myself.

[Split]

dont make the faggot casserole Objetcive is trying to push on tou with his Norweigan agenda.

1. grille cheese and bacon
2. stir fry w/ Market basket general tsou sauce
3. pasta and meatballs no cheese no name no gimmicks

you should be good

[Cope]

cooking like broke folk tbh..

[Sn00p]

I'd tell you what I do when I cook for myself, but I just realized I don't know any cooking terms in English, so I can't really say anything. :(

[Frank Metts]

Shit just made some tiramisu the other day shit was banging ... But I didn't add rum just rum flavoring...

On my days off I cook a lot, on lazy days I'll just grab a crock pot through in a nice chuck roast some fresh veggies, mushrooms, baby carrots, red skinned potatoes and a whole onion and some seasoning and a tiny bit of water turn it on low in the morning and wait till dinner time and have an amazing meal

[Meth]

I'd tell you what I do when I cook for myself, but I just realized I don't know any cooking terms in English, so I can't really say anything. :(

Lol.

Those are the only words u decided not to learn?

[Sn00p]

Lol.

Those are the only words u decided not to learn?

It's kinda funny, I just never had to. Of course I know the basic terminology and I could probably try and get everything across, but cooking English is the hardest English to me.

[Meth]

Haha word

[detour]

Cheese tortellini out of a bag, peanut butter & jelly sandwich, 2 Slim Jims, & a cup of Patron w/ Hawaiian Punch

Fml

that's a shame...I gets down when I cook...

butternut squash ravioli, mashed red potatoes, lima beans, grilled strip steak, an grilled asparagus with the olive oil an garlic baste...

damn I'm finna go eat now lol...

[veritas]

that's a shame...I gets down when I cook...

butternut squash ravioli, mashed red potatoes, lima beans, grilled strip steak, an grilled asparagus with the olive oil an garlic baste...

damn I'm finna go eat now lol...

Fubu wraps with the southpole utensils.

[Ghost1]

It's kinda funny, I just never had to. Of course I know the basic terminology and I could probably try and get everything across, but cooking English is the hardest English to me.



With ur expertise handling ovens this seems awfully peculiar to me.....

[Sharp]

Just made a wrap with rice, broccoli and baked sweet potato pieces

forget what its called but i learned it from a guy who runs a cafe. that shit with some walnuts in it is a perfect meal for the value

[Vulgar]

I can't say I'm good at cooking yet but pasta, eggs, chicken and fish are within my capabilities.

[detour]

Fubu wraps with the southpole utensils.

y'all have never seen me wear anything fubu...get that bullshit out ur head...didnt know southpole made silverware tho, I'm a have to look into that...

[PancakeBrah]

Just made a wrap with rice, broccoli and baked sweet potato pieces

forget what its called but i learned it from a guy who runs a cafe. that shit with some walnuts in it is a perfect meal for the value

Nothing in the post surprised me. Nothing.

[veritas]

y'all have never seen me wear anything fubu...get that bullshit out ur head...didnt know southpole made silverware tho, I'm a have to look into that...

I am sorry....I just wanted your attention. Will you please be my friend.?

[Sharp]

Nothing in the post surprised me. Nothing.

word. the only surprising thing in this post was how long it took.

[PancakeBrah]

Quit being frail and meek.

[Sharp]

meek's a reach. And I will never abandon frailty.

[Sn00p]

With ur expertise handling ovens this seems awfully peculiar to me.....

I was about to make that joke, but then I thought, nah, it's not good enough.

[Split]

I was about to make that joke, but then I thought, nah, it's not good enough.

why, because u thought it was off-color? racist

[~RustyGunZ~]

It's not a very funny joke

[Fig]

Orange Jews

100 percent concentrated...

... is the name of my new collaborative mixtape with snoop

[Split]

Lol, did you just come up with that?

[Fig]

Lol, did you just come up with that?

No

i have seriously considered that as a title for a mixtape if I ever came out with one

[detour]

I will fuck Sn00p an his oven up...

[Frank Metts]

Fubu wraps with the southpole utensils.

A little bit of green hill tea come out of my nose when I read this ... Touché

[Ghost1]

Yea it was fubu silverware and thats my joke from lyricalthreats.com

But hey.

An word sn00p!

I will try harder.

[Frank Metts]

Yea it was fubu silverware and thats my joke from lyricalthreats.com

But hey.

An word sn00p!

I will try harder.

Well then I shift the credit of burning my nasal passage with tea die to laughter over to you notorious B.A.G

[Ghost1]

Huzzah!

[veritas]

Huzzah!


wait hold up...

1. are you accusing me of biting your joke?
2. are we thinking the same thoughts now?
3. chicken pot pie for lunch?

[Sn00p]

I will fuck Sn00p an his oven up...

Thanks for the tag. I'm glad I didn't miss this gem.

[Sn00p]

why, because u thought it was off-color? racist

It's not a very funny joke

[Sn00p]

Yea it was fubu silverware and thats my joke from lyricalthreats.com

But hey.

An word sn00p!

I will try harder.

That's the spirit!

[Ghost1]

wait hold up...

1. are you accusing me of biting your joke?
2. are we thinking the same thoughts now?
3. chicken pot pie for lunch?

1 u did
2 we r
3 chicken ***ciatore for dinner?

[veritas]

1. You know there is no way in hell I bit that. Smdias.
2. I know you are lying....ask me how
3. Yes that sounds superb.

[Ghost1]

1 i said it to big T on ur british site
2 i already kno
3 church.

[veritas]

1. I dont pay attention to that...but my bad.
2. Prove it


Hey 6019173913 send me a vid of you cutting yourself please..?

[veritas]

1. I dont pay attention to that...but my bad.
2. Prove it


Hey 6019173913 send me a vid of you cutting yourself please..?

[uh-oh]

SWEET ITALIAN SAUSAGE

COOKED ON LOW IN THE SAUCE FOR A FEW HOURS

CAVATAPPI PASTA. mixing it up. shit was bomb tho. thought about baked ziti but i didnt have any mozzarella so just went the other route

bomb

[Diode]

making my home made chicken soup from scratch.

it starts with one whole chicken..

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/mBR6k3Nl.jpg

fuck yeah.

[uh-oh]

thats medicine

[Diode]

thats medicine

da god knows

diode sick as fuck. hydrocodone sizzurp and chicken soup all day.