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02-03-2013, 03:49 PM
Tha Joker
They say I'm cold-blooded, look at all the fights started by me,
But I have emotions too, look at your heart on my sleeve
And your brain in my palm. Insane but I'm calm when I'm rainin' these bombs
That got you runnin' back up the block, complainin' to Moms
About the beating you took, leaving you shook...
This battle's fuckin' over cuz you judged Tha Joker without reading the book.
Quit cryin', bitch, just cuz you can't ride this dick don't mean your life is shit
And you should slice our wrists...by the way, your fly's unzipped.
Go ahead, pay a psychic, he'll tell you and won't heistate the slightest:
You're gonna get spanked, little boy, and not the way you like it.
Looking at your pic's a struggle, it always gives me fit of chuckles;
You want an autograph? I'll tattoo it on your grill with my knuckles.
Illamentals, punk, my posse's hostile, quick as fuck to box ya nostrils
And make you look like a straight-up jackass and your name's not Johnny Knoxville.
THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Snotnose shorter than fire hydrants
Trying to race with the big boys but ain't even got a driver's license.
I like the violence, and you probably won't like being dead, but don't worry:
You haveta put down the mic, but you can always run for office in Missouri.
You don't deserve a life, your writing's so bad I can't imagine it verbalized;
Frankly, you're a dickhead, and this verse will leave you circumsised.
Your Smurfish size don't cause no fear...
I often hear your rhymes are straight, but you still get called a queer.
Knohow's got the perfect name, the missing W's not a problem;
It's right where it belongs, posted right up in Tha Joker's win column...
Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck
Illamentals
knohow
Yo I slash veins, so like Japs maimed with back pain, Joker "bows in submission"
Since kno-how is spittin, they're allowing assistance
ta try to contend and compare
But when temperaments flare, I'm ending it there
Me losing??? theres "no chants", like pep rally's in Tiananmen Square
Fucking feminine queer..Step into here and get severed from head to neck
Got you're name "Joker" cause you're tape is "never left in the deck"
I'm clever with text...so you don't want "sum" of this asian, like it was multiplication
I'm rough with my statements...so play it like a banner and be avoiding my clique
I'm destroying you kid,so it looks like you fucked yourself, like twins joined at the hip
I'm on point with my shit,and I'ma deflate your ego
Against me, mistakes are lethal cause apartment hallways don't got as much peoples (peepholes)
I'm unequaled, with a microphone...in a "class of my own" like home tutoring
Heard ya tried to rocked a show and had to bring you're whole computer in??
Your odds are super slim, so start heading towards home
You couldn't "Double you (W) if you were genetically cloned
I'm forgetting you're tone cause I ain't even listening
Your wack ass couldn't "drop a line" if you were a fucking fisherman
I'm christening, you the new name of bitch
and still you "can't say shit" like a man with a lisp
So the best thing for you..is to invest in charms and horseshoes
Heard you got hit with rape charges, and told your crew....the girl was just trying to "court you"
Damn.....I love being the underdog.....lol
Peace
They say I'm cold-blooded, look at all the fights started by me,
But I have emotions too, look at your heart on my sleeve
And your brain in my palm. Insane but I'm calm when I'm rainin' these bombs
That got you runnin' back up the block, complainin' to Moms
About the beating you took, leaving you shook...
This battle's fuckin' over cuz you judged Tha Joker without reading the book.
Quit cryin', bitch, just cuz you can't ride this dick don't mean your life is shit
And you should slice our wrists...by the way, your fly's unzipped.
Go ahead, pay a psychic, he'll tell you and won't heistate the slightest:
You're gonna get spanked, little boy, and not the way you like it.
Looking at your pic's a struggle, it always gives me fit of chuckles;
You want an autograph? I'll tattoo it on your grill with my knuckles.
Illamentals, punk, my posse's hostile, quick as fuck to box ya nostrils
And make you look like a straight-up jackass and your name's not Johnny Knoxville.
THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Snotnose shorter than fire hydrants
Trying to race with the big boys but ain't even got a driver's license.
I like the violence, and you probably won't like being dead, but don't worry:
You haveta put down the mic, but you can always run for office in Missouri.
You don't deserve a life, your writing's so bad I can't imagine it verbalized;
Frankly, you're a dickhead, and this verse will leave you circumsised.
Your Smurfish size don't cause no fear...
I often hear your rhymes are straight, but you still get called a queer.
Knohow's got the perfect name, the missing W's not a problem;
It's right where it belongs, posted right up in Tha Joker's win column...
Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck
Illamentals
knohow
Yo I slash veins, so like Japs maimed with back pain, Joker "bows in submission"
Since kno-how is spittin, they're allowing assistance
ta try to contend and compare
But when temperaments flare, I'm ending it there
Me losing??? theres "no chants", like pep rally's in Tiananmen Square
Fucking feminine queer..Step into here and get severed from head to neck
Got you're name "Joker" cause you're tape is "never left in the deck"
I'm clever with text...so you don't want "sum" of this asian, like it was multiplication
I'm rough with my statements...so play it like a banner and be avoiding my clique
I'm destroying you kid,so it looks like you fucked yourself, like twins joined at the hip
I'm on point with my shit,and I'ma deflate your ego
Against me, mistakes are lethal cause apartment hallways don't got as much peoples (peepholes)
I'm unequaled, with a microphone...in a "class of my own" like home tutoring
Heard ya tried to rocked a show and had to bring you're whole computer in??
Your odds are super slim, so start heading towards home
You couldn't "Double you (W) if you were genetically cloned
I'm forgetting you're tone cause I ain't even listening
Your wack ass couldn't "drop a line" if you were a fucking fisherman
I'm christening, you the new name of bitch
and still you "can't say shit" like a man with a lisp
So the best thing for you..is to invest in charms and horseshoes
Heard you got hit with rape charges, and told your crew....the girl was just trying to "court you"
Damn.....I love being the underdog.....lol
Peace