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02-03-2013, 04:05 PM
ThaJoker
Which bitch is it this week, gettin' whipped quickly in my win streak?
This pipsqueak pissed me off, so he gets beat while I whistle Dixie.
With an IQ in the low sixties, how could you hope to compete?
Tryin' to get in the game, looks like you need good coachin' to me.
There's no use cursin' me, you must purposely want to be the worst MC...
Why else would you name yourself after Ice Cube's worst LP?
First, tell me: do you want the deadliest thrust in the head or the gut?
Please don't be like hoes with bad memories and forget that you suck.
For less than seventeen bucks, I can have your legs cracked in two...
Face it, you're the wackest, duke, even mimes laugh at you.
First round, dog, you're sure to get fucked like jailed cops
Cuz I prove who's better when my rhymes move letters without a mailbox.
The sure money's on me, you're just stuck under a cash register...
Eve asked, "Who's the girl?" I pointed and said, "That's Predator."
I get bumped in every car, even Dale Earnhardt was bobbin' his neck
Until he snapped it in the middle of traffic and got in a wreck.
What do you know about hip hop? And who said your shit's hot?
You say you got the game tied up, but you about as tight as a slipknot.
I'll make you stop breathing, and start needing a funeral procession...
Cause of death listed as "talking shit without suitable protection..."

Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck
Illamentals

Predator
This battle is set, the brackets foreshadowed your death
Colliding with me is like diving in a pool shallow in depth
Like Jude Law, Pred's the "Enemy at the Gates"
That you're not getting past when I'm sendin these raps of hate
Last time, you couldn't get past Aloe cuz you lacked phorce
Now you'll need a task force to survive this match, whore
Got trouble with rhymes?
I'll give you a crash course like John Denver learning to fly
A look at your name, you expect to be cursin at mine?
Face it, your game's fictitious while my aim is vicious
Chances of you actually pimpin a dame? Suspicious
The girls you own, I saw them all on UglyPeople.com
My text is something lethal to leave your spots bombed
Your entire "My dick is so big..." post was out of a joke book
Ho look, at the countless lives of quote crooks that my flows took
Your idea of "Liquid Dreams" is swimming in O-Town's piss
All fun and games since you don't know you'd drown quick
And IM is nothing but a crew of fifth wheels
Afraid to show their faces here due to shit skills
Glue your scripts to a Reebok ad, your shit still ain't classic son
In fact this bastard's done. you thugged out? I'll fill your back wit lumps
Til you resemble a kid with neurofibromatosis, I'm supplyin the dope shit
That got you so shook Ritalin won't help you tryin to focus
To counter these lines proven to maul, I'm abusin your faults
In this battle you got two options: Either lose or default
My clever speech is, so cutting edge it'll leave you in severed pieces
Round 2 is like the Horizon: You'll never reach it