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10-27-2013, 11:39 AM
I went to a Halloween party with my girlfriend, and I'm not the kind of guy that's too cool to rock a silly costume. I like having fun and making people laugh - I'm straight with myself. I'm rocking a dress, some cute little mitts, and a hat that says I'm getting white girl wasted tonight

and that's when I run into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.

Yeah...Awkward...

At which point, in all honesty, I'd rather have 5 dicks all busting loads on my face than to be caught rocking a dress.

And at first, I felt bad. But then I thought about it from his perspective. And I'd much rather be the dude in the dress than the guy whose girlfriend fucked Hello Kitty

and thats when I broke out singing ray j and shit

#IhititIhititIhititIhititIhititIhititIhititfirst

King Karaoke
10-27-2013, 11:52 AM
Hi...

So you made this alias to come out of the closet?...

Bye...

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10-27-2013, 12:00 PM
Hi...

So you made this alias to come out of the closet?...

Bye...

all this time me and dre been fucking with hats off