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trap.
02-03-2013, 04:07 PM
JLC
You'll fatally crash bumping into me as if i'm Sterling Marlin's whip!!
all of his punchlines were flipped before in George Carlin's quips!!
This is as Ludacris as Glenn Robinson Dropping Bo's on Ron Artest
That you attempt to shank my style but literally this con scars flesh...
Every line you spit is as corny as Jon Stewart's "Edge" Jokes
All you're rhymes are weed supplementS....Alledged Dope
It's forbidden to spit weak here..it's America's taboo ya'll
So i'll make Adonis look as ridiculous as Erykah Badu Bald
Beg my Pardon...naH...i ain't lobbying cash w/ Hugh Rodham
i'll sell you skunk weed...stop searching Pepe Le Pugh's Bottom
you must be Diamond D's homeless brother..Diggin in my Crates
So i'll treat you like the worm you are...Use you for Live Bait!!!
i'm sure Robert Phillip Hanssen taught you the Game "I Spy"
And if this spial got caught....you'd use the same alibi
i'm an Ar(i)es...so killing you once again is a fitting omen
and it's not just a Greek myth...ask consenting roman's!!!
i'll plant a rose garden once your blood spills and shrug stiLL
Betting Arethra Franklin couldn't explain this shrub's guild (a rose is a rose, duh)
it's Domino muh fucka....and it's not Bad Andy's sap Recipe
carve your legs into caneS and sell em as Handi-cap Accesories
i watch my step by tying my retinaS to my (shoe laceS)
While you stumble over (yours) after only a few paceS
i'm "accepted eclectic"...you're just an Aceylone clone!!
i bet cats mistake you in the street for Jerome-a-rome!!!
Upset me...."Never" as if it's the joint i produced for e2!!!
Caged you up..now Mumia protests w/ signs to Free YOU!!!

Respect

Adonis
...10-1?...thats funny...

...I'll give 10-1 odds you have a line about Dale Earnhardt...

Your crew's countin on you...but you're about to get chewed
Ive been eating you daily, practicing moves on my alphabet soup
You're talented dude, but to attack the very best, with an imaginary rep
You'll need a lot more than a half assed vocabulary test
Rare words can scare herbs, but let me explain clear
Try your "dictionary term, stretched punch, insert famous name here_________"
Against me, I'll feign fear, draw you near, reach'n'throw repeated blows
At your dome, so fast it looks like Im trying to polish your teeth'n'nose
My advice, ya might try to disguise your demise to compete with me
We could go line for line like your style of replies, you'll get beat with each
Your premonition was dumb, redesign, you cant rip the magnificent one
Just stand back and appreciate your guest appearance in my victory run
A single flip of my tongue, and I scar eyes right thru your hard drive
Nelson Mandela-you, dent thru your skull, then rip apart hide
With fists of carbide, shards fly, I came to kick ass
One quick lash and you couldn't save face with skin grafts
This is a mismatch, in fact, your inabilities are silly
That's why halfway thru you change styles, and try to use your looks to kill me
Sorry J, but you base your punches on headlines, that's wack I gotta say
And me...I wont even go near Pop on Father's Day
You oughta pray Im being nice, I rarely spar with retards
If life is a play, this act is an astronomers death rite, JLC stars
Slayin weak bars of false contenders, my scepter's unfettered
See...anything you can do...I can do better...with less effort
I know you're pissed, I understand, such high hopes dashed in seconds
But next time, replace your predictions with practice sessions

Adonis