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Objective
10-29-2013, 02:18 AM
This ladies and gentlemen is Bacon Cheese. It's cheese and bacon bits put into a tube to put on your bread for breakfast. It's delicious. How do you survive without it?

http://www.kavli.no/SiteCollectionImages/storetuber.jpg
(Don't mind the ham cheese on the far left, it isn't that great in comparison.)

TYSON
10-29-2013, 02:23 AM
Look disgusting

Objective
10-29-2013, 02:24 AM
Look disgusting

Fair enough. Tastes amazing tho'.

151
10-29-2013, 02:30 AM
Idk.. id try it.. sounds good but the tube kinda turns me away. why didn't they jus spread it n add a little gloss.. like there is definitly no subliminal mssg or marketing ploy in that image haha

Objective
10-29-2013, 02:45 AM
True that 151. That's exactly what it looks like. Just ate some baguettes with it now. I ate a tube of that shit in 2 days last week. Hadn't bought some for 3-4 years before that, it's like I've re-discovered it. I could probably send some your way if you want some tbh, but you gotta pay the shipping n shit tho', haha.

YDK
10-29-2013, 02:55 AM
I want some..like yesterday lol wtf how do we have electric cars an trying to send ppl to Mars but don't have Bacon cheese paste?

Objective
10-29-2013, 03:17 AM
Lol, why not. Sure thing YDK.

If anyone else wants some I don't mind sending it. But I'm a lazy fuck on a budget that can't post stacks so I'll limit it to 3 people. If YDK wants it there's 2 tubes left for grabs, gotta pay the shipping n shit yourselves tho' (from Norway). Shouldn't be too expensive, but still.

YDK
10-29-2013, 03:23 AM
Im down man just let me know how much it is. This shit ain't gonna get ceased by some gay foreign policy shit tryna gank my Bacon paste tho right lol

Objective
10-29-2013, 03:27 AM
Im down man just let me know how much it is. This shit ain't gonna get ceased by some gay foreign policy shit tryna gank my Bacon paste tho right lol

Idk, about 5-15$ for shipping? Idk.. And nah, it's pretty well sealed etc. so I doubt it'll get stopped in the customs. And if it do it's not like it's the end of the world. Well, not for me at least. I need an adress tho', send it to me in a PM and I'll get to it in a few days.

YDK
10-29-2013, 03:40 AM
Aight man cool

151
10-29-2013, 04:02 AM
Man my wife wants this shit bad haha .. if i pay 15$ for it im makin her lick it off my dick lol

Objective
10-29-2013, 04:14 AM
Man my wife wants this shit bad haha .. if i pay 15$ for it im makin her lick it off my dick lol

Idk how much it'll cost once it get to you lol. But I'll buy the tube and send it free of charge.. Alltho' I did ask YDK if he could send me a package of Captain Crunch in return, lmfao. He don't have to tho', haha.

Edit: But ye, if you want to I can send some your way.

151
10-29-2013, 04:23 AM
Fer sure bro this mite b crack I'm sellin it 2$ a covered slice of bread .. 20$ a loaf. ill send it back to the n-way before long we gon b rollin in the dough.

Lol.. wat information u need me to pm

YDK
10-29-2013, 04:30 AM
I'll get some CC wit my foodstamps on the 2nd and try ta send it to you bro, you'll love it lol

Objective
10-29-2013, 04:36 AM
I'll get some CC wit my foodstamps on the 2nd and try ta send it to you bro, you'll love it lol

Fuck yeah! Captain Crunch man! Damn.. You have no idea how long I've wanted to try that shit, lol.

Edit: 151; lmfao! I need an adress I can send it to, that's about it.

151
10-29-2013, 04:40 AM
Captn crunch is where its at.. esp the crunch berries edition. i ate that shit til i literally had sores in my mouth round this time last year's

151
10-29-2013, 04:42 AM
I won't have no money til the 15th of Nov. but tell me sumthin u always wanted to eat in the 3 to 5$ range (broke niggas r us lol) n i gotchu

Objective
10-29-2013, 05:23 AM
No worries. I got all the time in the world. But ye, maybe I do want more Captain Crunch. It'll probably be a loooong time till I see another one again after I get the one from YDK. Perhaps you could send me the crunch berries version? That would be absolutely awesome.

Masaii
10-29-2013, 05:54 AM
opposite of confirm is deny, not de-confirm lol at OP

Objective
10-29-2013, 06:58 AM
opposite of confirm is deny, not de-confirm lol at OP

You may lol at me as I was fairly certain it wasn't the right thing to say, but I just didn't give a fuck. However, I'm pretty sure that ''deny'' isn't right in this context either. Perhaps disprove or some shit? So now we're laughing at eachother and how stupid we are, just remember that only one of us is using their second language to discuss this issue. Hah!

Edit: Deconfirm should definitely be a word tho'.

YDK
10-29-2013, 12:55 PM
Lmao ima be using deconfirm now
an I need you're address to objective

...the Nagger
10-29-2013, 12:56 PM
fake bacon?

Objective
10-29-2013, 01:39 PM
fake bacon?

No, it wouldn't be legal to call it bacon or even have pictures of it if it was fake. It would be looked upon as fooling the customers. And bad marketing like that could get you in trouble, so nah. Shit's real.

Fig
10-29-2013, 04:03 PM
If we had this in America, we would suck it out of the tube

Frank Metts
10-29-2013, 04:22 PM
I seen mayonnaise with bacon in it on the shelf in the US but never cheese in a tube but they have smoked cheeses in actual block form that have a nice bacon taste of cheese spreads for cracker/meat trays that have bacon .. I don't really fuck with bacon that much, turkey bacon we eat maybe twice a month, regular bacon and bacon bits gives me terrible heart burn