trap.
02-03-2013, 05:00 PM
Name: Abnorm aka Cloud
Reps: Mentalz, UPN
Title: "My Petpeeves"
One of my petpeeves is my pet Peeve cuz that pest is pesky,
Or when I'm thirsty for milk but the cartons almost empty,
I hate being hungry, why won't food stuff me in the belly?
Can't stand my family getting peanutbutter in the jelly,
I don't like to be puzzled but I always loose the pieces,
Howcome when I need to hurry my computer freezes?
I'm paranoid and annoyed by these noisy neighbors,
I just took a dump but there was no toilet paper,
It's when I forget to set the alarm & sleep in passed noon,
It's doing the peepee dance cuz someones in the bathroom,
It's cracking a joke to some folks but it didn't make em laugh,
It's buying a new board and that same day it breaks in half,
It's cats braggin bout their raps when they have ghostwriters
It's driving with road rage behind a slow driver,
Driving me crazy, driving in circles for a parking spot
It's running out of gas with someone who farts a lot,
It's barking dogs waking me up during my sleep,
Then I fall asleep in my Chevy and swerve on the street,
It's cops driving so close they're right on my bumper,
It's breadcrumbs all over the knife and the butter,
It's a wack herb who thinks he's a rapper and grabs the mic,
It's chewing with the mouth open and I loose my apetite,
It's stress without rest cuz it'll mess up my health
It's weather like hell cuz I smell when I sweat on myself,
It's coughing nonstop especially when I try to talk,
It's after I shower but theres no towel to dry me off,
It's writers block, blocking me from writing thoughts,
It's shoelaces coming undone so I've gotta tie a knot,
It's dirty laundry, thats why I'm not wearing my clothes,
It's washing myself in the shower with hair on the soap,
It's bad breath when a hot chick wants to kiss you,
It's wiping my nose on my sleeve cuz I didn't have tissue,
It's when my moms is gone and I'm forced to cook,
It's waking up pissed off cuz I had to pee with morning wood,
It's people wanting to see you when the place is messy,
It's the way I feel everyday because I hate these petpeeves...
Title: Potato Couch...
People tell me I'm lazy, others say I'm good for nothin,
Don't even touch my remote cuz that'll push my buttons,
I probably look like a slob, I should wash my greasy clothes,
Actually, I'll just sit here and watch these TV shows,
TV dinners are getting old, I wanna eat some new food,
Right now I'm watching a wet tshirt contest on the 'boob' tube
Man I smell like crap, I should take a shower today,
But I'd rather gawk at this box twenty-four hours a day,
Can't wait to see the next episode... I'm very meager,
I usually watch talk shows, my favorites Jerry Springer,
I've been much happier ever since I've gotten cable,
Sit back, relax, with my feet up on the coffee table,
Sometimes my lifestyle depresses me in a sad gloom,
Cuz the only time I get up is when I go to the bathroom,
But then I realize I don't need an impressive future...
... to enjoy life, even if I am a pathetic loser,
At first I denied it and didn't want to face my fate,
Eating these unhealthy snacks has me gaining weight,
I love being on welfare, who needs a damn career?
Why work when you can relax all day drinkin a can of beer?
This positions uncomfortable, it even hurts my spine,
So I think I'll stretch real quick while it's commerical time,
I stay inside the house because I hate those crowds,
I'm a lazy grouch, and I'll never leave this potato couch...
---
Title: My Job Sucks...
It's the lonely nights in quite buildings... my job is a chore,
I daydream of sleepin while sweepin and moppin the floor,
When I'm alone I get depressed in a sad gloom of darkness,
Cuz I'm a dirtbag and it sucks like when I vacuum the carpet,
A lowlife with no life, that's why I'm unstable and hatin' this,
I'm on my hands and knees picking up staples and paper clips,
But whatever, life goes on and there's no time to sniffle tears,
Gotta keep on wiping til these windows are crystal clear,
No vacations for busy me.. that would put me days behind,
I've spent my whole life emptying trash and it's a waste of time,
This professions's made for wimps.. wish I was livin' rugged,
I'm suicidal when mopping... I wanna kick the bucket,
Minimum wage is all I get paid but you won't hear me complain,
I'm popular at school.. in the halls kids are cheering my name,
Okay I lied, the truth hurts and the truth is these kids are mean,
They make fun of me becuz I'm bald and call me Mister Clean,
If I see smudged fingerprints on desks I'm getting mad as hell,
And when I have to plug up my nose cuz the bathroom smells,
For real, the foul stench is always stinking like a gutter does,
My hands are dirty.. I cleaned the toilets without rubber gloves,
I'mma scrub who scrubs.. It's all in the wrist when I dust it up,
I'll polish til it's spotless... they pay me to pamper the office,
This jobs gay... So I'm not coming out of the Janitors Closet...
Reps: Mentalz, UPN
Title: "My Petpeeves"
One of my petpeeves is my pet Peeve cuz that pest is pesky,
Or when I'm thirsty for milk but the cartons almost empty,
I hate being hungry, why won't food stuff me in the belly?
Can't stand my family getting peanutbutter in the jelly,
I don't like to be puzzled but I always loose the pieces,
Howcome when I need to hurry my computer freezes?
I'm paranoid and annoyed by these noisy neighbors,
I just took a dump but there was no toilet paper,
It's when I forget to set the alarm & sleep in passed noon,
It's doing the peepee dance cuz someones in the bathroom,
It's cracking a joke to some folks but it didn't make em laugh,
It's buying a new board and that same day it breaks in half,
It's cats braggin bout their raps when they have ghostwriters
It's driving with road rage behind a slow driver,
Driving me crazy, driving in circles for a parking spot
It's running out of gas with someone who farts a lot,
It's barking dogs waking me up during my sleep,
Then I fall asleep in my Chevy and swerve on the street,
It's cops driving so close they're right on my bumper,
It's breadcrumbs all over the knife and the butter,
It's a wack herb who thinks he's a rapper and grabs the mic,
It's chewing with the mouth open and I loose my apetite,
It's stress without rest cuz it'll mess up my health
It's weather like hell cuz I smell when I sweat on myself,
It's coughing nonstop especially when I try to talk,
It's after I shower but theres no towel to dry me off,
It's writers block, blocking me from writing thoughts,
It's shoelaces coming undone so I've gotta tie a knot,
It's dirty laundry, thats why I'm not wearing my clothes,
It's washing myself in the shower with hair on the soap,
It's bad breath when a hot chick wants to kiss you,
It's wiping my nose on my sleeve cuz I didn't have tissue,
It's when my moms is gone and I'm forced to cook,
It's waking up pissed off cuz I had to pee with morning wood,
It's people wanting to see you when the place is messy,
It's the way I feel everyday because I hate these petpeeves...
Title: Potato Couch...
People tell me I'm lazy, others say I'm good for nothin,
Don't even touch my remote cuz that'll push my buttons,
I probably look like a slob, I should wash my greasy clothes,
Actually, I'll just sit here and watch these TV shows,
TV dinners are getting old, I wanna eat some new food,
Right now I'm watching a wet tshirt contest on the 'boob' tube
Man I smell like crap, I should take a shower today,
But I'd rather gawk at this box twenty-four hours a day,
Can't wait to see the next episode... I'm very meager,
I usually watch talk shows, my favorites Jerry Springer,
I've been much happier ever since I've gotten cable,
Sit back, relax, with my feet up on the coffee table,
Sometimes my lifestyle depresses me in a sad gloom,
Cuz the only time I get up is when I go to the bathroom,
But then I realize I don't need an impressive future...
... to enjoy life, even if I am a pathetic loser,
At first I denied it and didn't want to face my fate,
Eating these unhealthy snacks has me gaining weight,
I love being on welfare, who needs a damn career?
Why work when you can relax all day drinkin a can of beer?
This positions uncomfortable, it even hurts my spine,
So I think I'll stretch real quick while it's commerical time,
I stay inside the house because I hate those crowds,
I'm a lazy grouch, and I'll never leave this potato couch...
---
Title: My Job Sucks...
It's the lonely nights in quite buildings... my job is a chore,
I daydream of sleepin while sweepin and moppin the floor,
When I'm alone I get depressed in a sad gloom of darkness,
Cuz I'm a dirtbag and it sucks like when I vacuum the carpet,
A lowlife with no life, that's why I'm unstable and hatin' this,
I'm on my hands and knees picking up staples and paper clips,
But whatever, life goes on and there's no time to sniffle tears,
Gotta keep on wiping til these windows are crystal clear,
No vacations for busy me.. that would put me days behind,
I've spent my whole life emptying trash and it's a waste of time,
This professions's made for wimps.. wish I was livin' rugged,
I'm suicidal when mopping... I wanna kick the bucket,
Minimum wage is all I get paid but you won't hear me complain,
I'm popular at school.. in the halls kids are cheering my name,
Okay I lied, the truth hurts and the truth is these kids are mean,
They make fun of me becuz I'm bald and call me Mister Clean,
If I see smudged fingerprints on desks I'm getting mad as hell,
And when I have to plug up my nose cuz the bathroom smells,
For real, the foul stench is always stinking like a gutter does,
My hands are dirty.. I cleaned the toilets without rubber gloves,
I'mma scrub who scrubs.. It's all in the wrist when I dust it up,
I'll polish til it's spotless... they pay me to pamper the office,
This jobs gay... So I'm not coming out of the Janitors Closet...