I'm Not Dagel.

[Not Dagel]

Just want to make that clear.

Yeah, unlike Dagel I'm a successful MMA champ. You might have caught my last match. I'd post a video, but I got hacked by anonymous because they didn't like the fact that I donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to support the Israeli government.

Anyway, I'm just chilling with a beer watching my twenty not aborted kids and my wife whom I don't beat or hit. I'm thinking of going back to the garage in a few moments and work on my motorcycle which is totally real and I have a license for. I never spend time on comic books or movies. Especially not to oggle all the man meat. I don't have a crush on Brad Pitt. Also, I can do a real Irish accent.

So yeah. Here I am totally not being Dagel. What are y'all up to? Anyone catch ThatKidCry's latest album? Yeah, it totally sucked and was not worth listening to. Everyone knows the cool kids listen to text albums.

[Obey]

whatttt

people dont really care around here bruz

[Not Dagel]

Good. Because I'm totally Not Dagel. I can actually rap to a beat.

[Anonymous]

Keep it up and I'l hack you again.

[Not Dagel]

Oh yeah? Say that too my face and see what happens. Unlike Dagel, I actually work out my legs so I'll have bolted to the liquor store faster than you can type C:/

[Obey]

oh shit and the beef starts

[Rawn M.D.]

Def has to be NYC lol..only person who writes paragraphs of nothingness and unrolfz...NYC u know I got love for u...but u and the discussion section of these forums do not get along.

[Not Dagel]

You consider that casual dribble to be paragraphs? Really?

Really?

Really?

Fucking illiterates.

[Orc]

nah its zombi from ria

[Not Dagel]

Good. As long as it's clear I'm Not Dagel.

[Masaii]

What you arent is funny you faggot

[Not Dagel]

Tell me a joke then.

[Hush]

Why is this bi curious juggalo posting here?

[Ghost1]

I thought it was mildly humorous :/